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| Project Name | Description | Type | Bids | Avg (USD) | Skill Required | Started | Ends | |
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| ... to rip me off and secondly we will do a lot of repeat business if this goes well. I am looking for a bad ass flash website similar to http://www.bourbonstreetaz.com/#/home If you can do this then contact me because I need this immediately and once ... | Fixed | 7 | $239 | Flash | Aug 10, 2010 | - | ||
| ... information you will need to create a kick-ass AD for me. I need a 3 month ... sell my business. Hopefully your AD is kick ass to begin with and won't need many ... perfection..I am very picky, a portfolio is needed and any references (links) to previous work you ... | Fixed | 9 | Copywriting | Dec 16, 2004 | - | |||
| ... feel a nice hard cock stretching my ass hole nice and wide! John was ... I didn't give two shits! I needed some pleasure of my own so ... directed his bell end to my ass. He started pushing the tip of ... good! He started pummelling my tight ass as hard as he could, ... | Fixed | 9 | $46 | Advertising, Anything Goes, Dating, Marketing, XXX | Oct 15, 2010 | - | ||
| ... lots of subtle lighting effects. Colors theme should be: black, grey, white and red. We need this thing to kick ass! Sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o1U4o1bc2k *Final should be delivered in uncompressed QuickTime .mov * Screen Resolution ... | Fixed | 16 | $188 | Graphic Design, Photoshop, Video Services | Oct 23, 2008 | - | ||
| I need a bad ass promo video made for a product that I am going to be releasing. The ... This is going to be like a sales pitch video. Instead of a long ass sales pitch it is going to be this super bad ass cool video. If you do a great job and I like it, I ... | Fixed | 17 | $210 | After Effects | Mar 29, 2010 | - | ||
| ... , WE EXPECT TO SEE FINAL REVISIONS IF NEEDED AND TRANSFER OF WATERMARK FREE FILES TO ... MOST IMPORTANT HERE......IF YOU HAVE ANY SMART ASS REMARKS OR WORDS OF WISDOM YOU THINK ... THAT FEEL THEY NEED TO LEAVE SMART ASS HARASSING COMMENTS ON LISTINGS BECAUSE THE ... | Fixed | 17 | 3D Rendering, After Effects, Animation, Video Services, YouTube | Feb 13, 2010 | - | |||
| ... blog, these articles will also auto load to the main Kick Ass Home page blog section. 6. Manage their products 7. Monitor ... members and Paypal for products, possibly moving to e-commerce if needed. I have the artwork for the logos and I can provide ... | Fixed | 65 | $1616 | .NET, AJAX, CMS, Joomla, PHP | Feb 17, 2010 | - | ||
| ... Beginners and experienced are both welcome. Milestone for this job can be negotiated. I am open to any suggestion as long ass the work can be done fast and correctly. Bid wisely. For the possible chosen Freelancers,you will get further instructions ... | Fixed | 42 | $811 | Articles, Copywriting, Data Entry, Data Processing, Excel | Apr 25, 2012 | - | ||
| ... need a team member to setup and post all auto responders for the project. Prob looking at ten different sets of auto responders needed to be juggled throughout the project. Work can be done upfront and all copy will be provided. We are expecting 4000 folks ... | Fixed | 3 | $63 | Internet Marketing, Virtual Assistant, Wordpress | Sep 20, 2011 | - | ||
| its urgent.. ass soon ass possible.. | Fixed | 2 | $55 | Data Entry, Data Processing | Sep 1, 2009 | - | ||
| ... up ready to go. For two templates, I am willing to pay no more then $500 for BOTH (two unique awesome award winning kick ass lead capture splash pages and the two existing web page touch up). Bids should not exceed $500 for both templates and touch ups ... | Fixed | 4 | $530 | Graphic Design, Website Design | Feb 1, 2008 | - | ||
| Hi, I I Need A Bad Ass HTML Strip Club Website and I'm willing to pay only $100 for it. I prefer to work with people ... of websites created. So this first one is just a test. Please contact me if you can build a bad ass HTML strip club themed website. | Fixed | 11 | $133 | HTML | Sep 12, 2010 | - | ||
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| ... into the forex market; you do not need extensive knowledge of forex to rewrite these articles, but you need to be an AWESOME kick-ass writer. This is a simple rewrite job, but it's not just a copy and paste synonym job (ie:take one word here and ... | Fixed | 16 | Copywriting, Internet Marketing, SEO | May 20, 2009 | - | |||
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| ... have have some good pictures of the lamps on a white background thats all :-) Your job will be to create an add that will kich ass and not a power point presentation. No idear can be to crazy! Who can do it..? we need to be creative beyond Believe!!! ... | Fixed | 3 | $433 | Branding, YouTube | Feb 24, 2010 | - | ||
| We are a creative Digital Marketing company based in UK. We offer kick-ass website development, website design, graphic design and conversion optimization to businesses in Europe and U.S. We're currently experiencing a phenomenal growth, so we’re now ... | Fixed | 8 | $10 | AJAX, MySQL, PHP, Script Install, Wordpress | Nov 10, 2011 | - | ||
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| I am protecting my site so I am not going to post the name, I need a 1 page Design! that's it only one page and i need it today. Simple kick ass super web 2.0 looking bright colors but professional design. must have a good rating. Low budget. | Fixed | 4 | $97 | Photoshop, Website Design | Nov 24, 2009 | - | ||
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| ... right person. I'm sure you will all have questions and I will do my best to answer them quickly. Please don't give me lame-ass bids like "I can do it" Tell me what you are offering, I need details people to make a decision... I PAY VIA ... | Fixed | 9 | PHP | Jul 25, 2004 | - | |||
| I am a musician looking to hire someone to design and make me a fully functional kick ass website. I want professional quality as when I perform my music I will be giving professional quality to my fans. | Fixed | 21 | $195 | Banner Design, Internet Marketing, Logo Design, Web Security, Website Design | Apr 28, 2009 | - | ||
| Exact Copy Clone Replica Website Needed of(www.freeforeclosuredatabase.com) Serious Freelancers with knowledge of PHP needed for Clone Website. ****Please Do Not Bid ... a 100% identical clone copy. No half ass work or you will not be paid ... | Fixed | 20 | $205 | Copywriting, Graphic Design, Javascript, PHP, Website Design | Jun 12, 2009 | - | ||
| ... ) Things to note, the only color of the rainbow that i do not like is pink. I hope the character looks bad ass, mysterious, powerful, and beautiful. Some additional information about me, I sing covers that range from Jazz to Country, so pretty much ... | Fixed | 70 | $103 | Caricature & Cartoons, Graphic Design, Illustration, Website Design | Mar 5, 2011 | - | ||
| Web site creation needed (someone with a little design background preferred… ): Here is what I am looking for: We are ... ! So lots of work to come!! I look forward to finding not only a kick ass site designer but a partner! Regards, Joe | Fixed | 19 | $247 | Flash, Graphic Design, PHP, Website Design | Jun 12, 2007 | - | ||
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| Need a EXPERIENCED iPhone / iPad app developer needed for creation of new app. We want a KICK ASS app, so you thoughts, comments and suggests ARE appreciated. This really is a pretty basic app that will ... | Fixed | 14 | $3090 | iPad, iPhone | May 12, 2010 | - | ||
| Need some templates for my template site ass soon as possible. Will give percentage profit for any sales made. Please hurry and do not bid unless | Fixed | 24 | $153 | PHP, Website Design | Jun 16, 2005 | - | ||
| ... he realizes its her he thinks its a sure thing and gets physical. Well you know the rest she knocks him on his ass and other people ask her the secret and she fills them in and they are all sent martialarms. -------------------------- My Dad Won My ... | Fixed | 12 | $196 | Banner Design, Graphic Design, Logo Design | Nov 23, 2005 | - | ||
| naveenjn, How dare you script deleting.co.uk !!!! Do that again and I will sue your ass I am watching you and your ip's. You have been warned !!! | Fixed | 0 | Jun 13, 2006 | - | ||||
| ... of other ways that we'll show you. Little experience necessary. Some html skills needed, other than that, we don't need anything but your time and passion to kick ass. We'll help and teach you anything you don't know. Decent ... | Fixed | 63 | $692 | Copywriting, Internet Marketing, Link Building, SEO | Oct 17, 2006 | - | ||
| ... propositions saying exactly what way you plan to do this, not detailed bids will be not taken in count ass well as automatic..... Thanks a lot to everybody for taking the time to bid :) S.P. | Fixed | 46 | $208 | Google App Engine, Internet Marketing, SEM / Adwords, SEO, Social Networking | Jan 6, 2010 | - | ||
| Ass discussed. | Fixed | 1 | $30 | Advertising, Classifieds Posting, eBay, Freelance, Sales | Jun 14, 2010 | - | ||
| Hello, I'm looking for kick-ass wordpress developer who can customize wordpress to any level. If you think you're the one, please drop me a PM with the proof of customizations you've already done that can vouch you for this project. ;) | Fixed | 17 | $337 | Wordpress | Nov 13, 2010 | - | ||
| ... I like as they discuss and showcase logos that are of interest to me: http://www.fuelyourcreativity.com/50-kick-ass-logos-for-inspiration/ http://scarletbits.com/2010/top-13-worst-vs-13-best-logos/ http://www.graphicdesignblog.org/brilliant-negative- ... | Fixed | 86 | $82 | Banner Design, Graphic Design, Logo Design | Dec 26, 2010 | - | ||
| ... I like as they discuss and showcase logos that are of interest to me: http://www.fuelyourcreativity.com/50-kick-ass-logos-for-inspiration/ http://scarletbits.com/2010/top-13-worst-vs-13-best-logos/ http://www.graphicdesignblog.org/brilliant-negative- ... | Fixed | 18 | $51 | Banner Design, Graphic Design, Logo Design, Photoshop | Dec 26, 2010 | - | ||
| ... is and if you don't look it up before bidding... I am looking for something that will make a splash... I don't want a stale ass window sign... Please provide work samples if you are bidding... Thank you... Please msg me if you have any questions. | Fixed | 4 | $176 | Advertisement Design | Apr 26, 2011 | - | ||
| ... is and if you don't look it up before bidding... I am looking for something that will make a splash... I don't want a stale ass window sign... Please provide work samples if you are bidding... Thank you... Please msg me if you have any questions. | Fixed | 5 | $125 | Advertisement Design, Graphic Design, Photoshop | Apr 27, 2011 | - | ||
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| ... you should be considered for this position. Make sure to PM me a portfolio so I can take a look at your previous work. I'm looking for a talented designer to create some kick ass web designs for my clients. I look forward to your reply to this ad! | Fixed | 44 | $354 | Graphic Design, User Interface / IA, Website Design | Jan 2, 2012 | - | ||
| drupal ++ make admin lowest bid with talent wins enter 'ass and code' , to confirm you speak english+know the job is both duties. php 5 page software sales website. please put samples in your PM ! thanks. convert 5 page html site to ... | Fixed | 6 | $57 | Drupal, MySQL, PHP | Mar 27, 2012 | - | ||
| ... the low life punks that plagued these desolate streets and seeing them roughin up a sweet little dame from out of town really burned her ass! However Nova was holding her own. She jumped ontop of a car hood and pounced onto the back of one of the thugs ... | Fixed | 35 | $568 | Fiction, Ghostwriting, Illustrator, Marketing | Mar 2, 2011 | - | ||
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| ... I can provide new, unused email addresses through my web domain if needed. You would be responsible for verifying them or whatever else is ... ad text. You will be responsible for editing text if needed so Craigslist will accept the ads. I will verify all ... | Fixed | 8 | $85 | Freelance, Virtual Assistant | Dec 13, 2009 | - | ||
| ... -snoring website. There are multiple animated items needed which are described below. ITEM 1) ... jaw have closed the airway. The sound needed for this animation is a choking ... forward AND stabilizes the tongue. The sound needed for needs to be a sigh ... | Fixed | 21 | 3D Animation, Animation, Graphic Design, Motion Graphics, PHP | Feb 27, 2012 | - | |||
| 15 articles @ $1 per article, is needed for the first project. Provide us with samples. Final project details will be sent upon acceptance. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Experienced Article Writer (Full Time) ... | Fixed | 11 | $63 | Copywriting, Data Entry, Data Processing, Proofreading, SEO | Jan 19, 2009 | - | ||
| ... add that as well. It's good if the articles are written in Microsoft Word, but I'll accept notepad and format them myself if needed. I, too write articles. To set an example, I go to youtube and type in "xxx review" (xxx being anything). I use a ... | Fixed | 35 | $62 | Copywriting, Data Entry, Joomla, Proofreading | Mar 8, 2009 | - |
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