Write FUNNY quotes about asses, specificialy, the asses listed in this list:

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$75
Project Budget (USD)
$30 - $250

Project Description:
Hi, I need clever quotes about people who are asses. THESE NEED TO BE FUNNY!!!! Here is an example:

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 dumbasses make up 75% of the world’s population.

* Please be original
* Please be creative
* I am willing to buy as many quotes that you have to offer, but they must be good!
* Please use these asses to create your quotes:
Badass
Candyass
Cheapass
Cheatass
Cheeseass
Classyass
Cleverass
Coolass
Craftyass
Crazyass
Cuteass
Ditzass
Dorkass
Drunkass
Dumbass
Fatass
Fineass
Funkyass
Funnyass
Geekass
Goofass
Grumpass
Grumpyass
Halfass
Happyass
Hardass
Hotass
Jackass
Junkyass
Kickass
Kissass
Lameass
Lardass
Lazyass
Luckyass
Meanass
Moochass
Niceass
Pimpass
Poorass
Prissyass
Psychoass
Punkass
Richass
Sadass
Sexyass
Sillyass
Skinnyass
Slackerass
Slowass
Smartass
Sneakyass
Sorryass
Stingyass
Stinkyass
Strongass
Stupidass
Superass
Thongass
Tightass
Uglyass
Wideass
Wiseass

Thanks!

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