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I write high quality poems of all sorts quickly, and have served as a chief editor for extensive compilations. Please request to contact me further if you would like to see a full portfolio of writing samples. My work has won a Merit Award in the category of poetry, beating many other entries. I have a lot of good ideas, and am very flexible. The number of hours that I work is negotiable, so please send me a private message if you wish to discuss this matter.moreless
Hi... What is it for? what kind of poetry?
If it's words for a card, it won't be hard.
But a complex rhyme takes a little more time.
I can give you some odes or some simple prose
And I have no problems with heartfelt poems.
My sonnets flow well and are easy to sell
And my limericks are cheap if it fun that you seek.
The words for a song will not take me long
But a Shakespeare play may cause a delay! .............. I look forward to hearing from you. Joannamoreless
Can't you tell on a day as dull as it is
There is nothing to do but take the Mickey like this?
I listen to the children chanting to the telly,
And shout at me when I tickle their belly.
I let my daughter iron the clothes,
Only to find as she bought the steam press to a close
She ironed my bra and melted the straps.
So dad just laughs away as he claps.
Typical bloke thinking it is funny as hell,
Wait until his boxers hit that heated shell.
He hates his underwear ironed and neat,
He likes crinkled shorts to match his wrinkled seat.
I now have no bra in which to wear,
So under my t-shirt all is bare.
He laughs because my dark nipples show through
Melissa I will come and get little ole you.
Pants and knickers, bras and thongs,
Maybe a vest for you or some long johns.
Don't frown at me little man, it maybe out of date
But I thought you were only about ninety eight.
Need to keep warm at your age dear.
I tease you and know you smile from ear to ear.
If it made you smile then it was worth the ribbing and jokes,
Typical, now he goes outside and he smokes.moreless