I need 100 completely unique and original sentences. The sentences have to written in a format where they have at least three, but preferably four or five, different word combinations that can be spun. Winner of this project must write tweets in ready-to-spin format. Here is a basic example of the format:
[I really love,Sometimes it's fun to,I usually like] writing fake sentences [that can be spun,that are a little silly,which I get paid for] for my [boss on freelancer.com,people I've never met on the Internet,strangers who pay me via Paypal].
Not only do I need a MINIMUM of 3 variable areas per sentence, but I also need at least 5 different variations per variable area. The example above only contains 3 different variations per variable area so the variable area that looks like this...
[I really love,Sometimes it's fun to,I usually like, variable4, variable5]
...is missing two variables. It's just an example. The topic should be everyday life, written from the point of view of a 18-25 year old female celebrity. You are welcome and encouraged to use emoticons like ;) ...but they must be in variables and not in the alternating parts of the sentence. Sentences should be no longer than 140 characters and vary in length.
If you're interested in this project, please submit 3 sample sentences so that I know you understand the requirements properly.