Humor Writer Needed - Parenting Articles
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290264Project Type:
FixedBudget:
$30-$250 USD
Project Description:
I am looking for a humor writer who can work with me to create an article (800 - 1000 words) on parenting. The topic will be "the definition of a MOM".Please tell me a bit about your background and provide relevant samples of your work.
Thanks,
Jennifer
Skills required:
Copywriting
Last seen: May 21, 2012 3:56 PM EDT
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nazeen
Hi,
I am not able to bid due to some technical restrictions, but was very interested when I read your project. I am a communications, branding , marketing and training professional, with over 4 years of experience in research and content development. I guarantee top quality, well researched, error free, interesting to read , original content developed and delivered according to your specification and guidelines.
I guarantee 7-10, 500 words articles a day and charge $3 per 500 words original work and $2 for a 500 word rewrite. I do not have access to copy scape, but all my articles have so far passed plagiarismdetect. I have worked with some of the top names in the Indian corporate and development world. I recently relocated to Malaysia and therefore am left with a lot of time on my hands and thus feel can really contribute to your project.
As most of the work done by me, is not owned by me, I can not give you samples of my articles. But, you can log on to http://www.gati.com/02_investors_events_agm.jsp and read any of the three speeches, they have been written by me.
if interested, please do not hesitate to get in touch and take this discussion forward
I look forward to hearing from you
Regards
Nazeenover 3 years ago
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cantaur3
Hello. I am a mom of three boys ages 9, 10 and 11, and believe me they provide some fun content. For example, my then 3-year-old, had once said to me "Mom, dust bunnies don't have bones! Why?" With some creative explaining I satisfied his curiosity and have a great memory to boot! However, I do have experience in raising children so I am able to provide practical and humorous writing. Please see the attached sample of work in addition to my feedback. I have also written articles on bonding for a website.
Thank You
cantaur3over 3 years ago
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Janhavee
Hi,
I am interested in working for this project.I am a freelance article writer.I can write articles which need absolutely no editing.I have a little daughter, so this topic seems interesting to me.I would like to know some things before bidding for this project:
1. How many articles do you want to be written? What will be the payment per article?
2. What is the mode of payment?Do you use Escrow?
3. What is the time limit to submit the article(s)?
thanks and please get back to me.over 3 years ago
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I'm a professional humor writer, having written for standup comedians, the local baseball team, my blog (www.thehistorybluff) and for my book that is in the works right now. Contact me and we'll see where to go from he... more
I'm a professional humor writer, having written for standup comedians, the local baseball team, my blog (www.thehistorybluff) and for my book that is in the works right now. Contact me and we'll see where to go from here. Thanks! less
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mohds2
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Hello,
I am very interested in this opportunity. I have always wanted a medium through which I could express myself, and am happy this opportunity came along. I will be very willing and capable of completing this tas... more
Hello,
I am very interested in this opportunity. I have always wanted a medium through which I could express myself, and am happy this opportunity came along. I will be very willing and capable of completing this task in proper time frame. Our work is such which exceeds your expectations.
My work involves research, re-writing and copyscape, plagiarism checks
so give us a try!
I am attaching a sample of my work which is 100% copyscape free on pmb.
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As a mother myself, I will be the perfect partner for the job. Let's get started.
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sans300
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I can do this project for you. Check PM for samples.
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Hi! Please see the PM for details.
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Manisha
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Hi there - this is bhavesh! Our team has over two years experience in content writing - whether it's general content writing, SEO or keyword rich articles - we're your guys! All articles are 100% original and will pass... more
Hi there - this is bhavesh! Our team has over two years experience in content writing - whether it's general content writing, SEO or keyword rich articles - we're your guys! All articles are 100% original and will pass Copyscape. We also post on Wordpress. Please go through PM for resume and samples. If you think we're good enough - please get in touch. We can give you a dedicated writer full-time. Our rates are $14 for articles upto 900 words or more. This is a bid for 2 such articles. We will give you quality work. We never outsource. We deliver on time - every time.
Regards,
Bhavesh
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Hello. I'll be happy to work on your project as the topic is of interest to me. Please refer to PMB for sample. Thank you.
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Hi! I can write an excellent article with the best match of humor. Waiting to start. Thanks.
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Hi,
I would love to do this article for you. I can assure you a well written, 100% original, fun to read and an interesting article. Please check PM for samples.
Regards,
Sadaf Afzal
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I am interested in working with you on your project. As a mum myself I understand the ups and downs of being a parent and I feel that I can express this humorously, after all to be a good parent you need a sense of hum... more
I am interested in working with you on your project. As a mum myself I understand the ups and downs of being a parent and I feel that I can express this humorously, after all to be a good parent you need a sense of humour! See my PM for samples. Ready to start ASAP. less
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hi..my bid is 20 dollars. pls see pmb
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Hi. Please check PMB for details. Regards Jaya
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Hi there!
I have been a full-time freelance writer for 8 years. I specialize in web content, PR, business writing, and copywriting. If you need to you can see my rates on my profiles. I have written several sales pa... more
Hi there!
I have been a full-time freelance writer for 8 years. I specialize in web content, PR, business writing, and copywriting. If you need to you can see my rates on my profiles. I have written several sales pages. I have had over 600 articles published, and have ghostwritten more than 1,00 articles. I have written press releases for LifeLock, PromoBlackBox, American Business Women’s Association, British Airlines, Recovery Rolodex, AtomicBlogging, and more. I have ghostwritten several books.
Thank you for the opportunity to work with you. I am ready when you need a writing project completed in a timely fashion with competitive fees.
I guarantee 100% original work by using Copyscape for everything. I require escrow via Get a Freelancer before beginning work, and the release of the escrow payment upon completion. 2 revisions are included in the fee.
I look forward to hearing from you!
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Hi. Please check your PMB for samples and bid description. Thanks for considering me for your project.
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Hello,
I am a writer with a professional background in psychology and writing. Please refer to my PM for further details, thank you.
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As a parent myself, I understand what it means to keep good humor through the tough years where we as parents are responsible for a human being completely subjected to our care or whim. Mothers are particularly pressur... more
As a parent myself, I understand what it means to keep good humor through the tough years where we as parents are responsible for a human being completely subjected to our care or whim. Mothers are particularly pressurized to a boiling point where steam is not only coming out of their ears. Our Matrimonial Object of Mayhem, or our kid, knows exactly which buttons to push and suddenly we go from steamed to teary eyed, babbling idiots. How to stay sane through these years of cold/hot water treatment? Laugh about it. Sometimes hysterically, sometimes with tears and sometimes with a pride glace of a parent who thinks he did matter.
Well all of that will change. I'd really like to assist you with your task, perhaps you will grant me the honor of writing with and for you, or perhaps you will pick a Bangladeshi kid who will pay you to write with you. I believe they haven't figured out the modern commerce system yet. In any case, you will pick and you will pick wisely. I have every confidence in that, because I will go on and work with someone else, if you don't pick me, but you will still be stuck with this article and perhaps you will not have a talented individual shooting ideas at you, but a software generated idea blurter who will prolong your agony. But as a parent, you probably are used to that feeling.
Have fun picking, I started with my nose... less
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hi please see pm
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I would enjoy writing this subject. Please see pmb for sample.
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I'm a freelance writer who loves to write features and humar articles. I would be delighted to work on this project with you.
Hi there. I have been writing for more than a decade and have contributed to Smart Parenting Magazine. My husband and I have both been actively involved for seven years now in an organization that helps other parents i... more
Hi there. I have been writing for more than a decade and have contributed to Smart Parenting Magazine. My husband and I have both been actively involved for seven years now in an organization that helps other parents in the delicate task of rearing children called, Educhild (Education for the Upbringing of Children Foundation). I also used to host a radio talk show on parenting, "Mama Says, Papa Says" that won a CAMMA (Catholic Mass Media Award) for best educational radio show in 2005.
I will send via PM a sample of a light article I recently wrote. less
Hi, i would love to help you write the article, in a humorous way. please send a pm if interested, and we can start immediately
I am a single father with 2 children in north ga. I am a work at home writer and a student of the Art Institute. If that is not funny I don't know what is. Rest assured I can come up with some good idea as how to def... more
I am a single father with 2 children in north ga. I am a work at home writer and a student of the Art Institute. If that is not funny I don't know what is. Rest assured I can come up with some good idea as how to define a mother. less
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Hi, I have vast Content writing, content editing, content development and SEO (Internet Marketing) experience. I write original authoritative content, examples will be provided. I'm excited about this opportunity! I'm ... more
Hi, I have vast Content writing, content editing, content development and SEO (Internet Marketing) experience. I write original authoritative content, examples will be provided. I'm excited about this opportunity! I'm a firm believer in top-notch quality work. Thanks! less
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Hey, i have a background in developmental psychology and counselling with an emphasis on education. It would be a nice opportunity to work on this article with you. Please view PM for further details. Regards,
This sounds like fun. Please refer to PM for details.
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Parenting is my specialty! I would love to assist you in the creation of a light hearted article about the art of being a mom. Please see my PM for details. Thank you.
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Hi, we are a small group of article writers and we have done quite a few articles for other clients and we will be happy to do the task for you if given the chance. Thanks and we hope that we can have a fruitful workin... more
Hi, we are a small group of article writers and we have done quite a few articles for other clients and we will be happy to do the task for you if given the chance. Thanks and we hope that we can have a fruitful working relationship. less
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See PM for more details and samples.