Google Spreadsheet advanced conditional formatting

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Project Description:
I need help with advanced conditional formatting in google spreadsheets.
I need someone to write a script that checks one column for text=long or short
and color another column green or red
Also,
I need a script that checks if a cell contains a colon: and if it does, hide the first 10 characters in that cell.
This is a helpful website that would make this task extremely easy..I'm only not doing it because I'm not versed in programming
http://webapps.stackexchange.com/questions/16744/conditionally-formatting-a-cell-based-on-another-cells-value-in-google-spreadsh

Skills required:
Data Entry, Data Processing, Excel, Google App Engine
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