Screenwriter needed to write Voice Over Narrative to fix my Feature Film

Hi, Cosmic Pizza is a indie feature film project. It's a light comedy with Improv elements and a hint of Mumblecore. I shot most of the movie 14 years ago. Recently, I tossed away the original script, and edited together a storyline based upon visuals. It was a risky thing to do. The Giffoni Film Festival enjoyed the quality of the movie. But the general public doesn't always connect with the quirky sci-fi-ish satire and abstract storyline. So, I'd like to have a talented, funny writer add a little to the movie. You might determine that only the first 20-30 minutes of the set-up need to be enlightened. If you have Voice Over skills that would help. Also, would like to use Serif MoviePlus (to edit visually rather than in writing?) This is an option that would save me time. (MoviePlus starter edition is free video editing software.) IF you've written some scripts or screenplays OR if you've done the kind of thing I'm looking for in a Improvisational Comedy or Theater, then perhaps you'd like to take a crack at this project. I'm very open minded. I'm not afraid of a negative critique, and if you feel my movie warrants a Mystery Science Theater slap in the face...then I'll accept that -- but I would expect that you have the background to back up your input. Here's a clip to check out. (Keep in mind the title sequence has been sped up for Internet use, and the cut to the 'slate' comes in quicker than the feature film. This project has a 90's found footage feel, like an old VHS community televison tape. [login to view URL] Knowing this, if you like what you see and would like to watch the feature, I'll send you a Vimeo link/password. Oh yes...money. I don't know what to pay you! Seriously, this is a no-budget movie, and I can offer you credit on this feature...so that's Imdb etc etc. But I'm unsure of how much to pay you. (I'm a workin' man, keep that in mind.) Note: I will send you a link w/password to the feature film on Vimeo, and I will need you to watch the movie before (we) make a decision to proceed...thanx for understanding.