Need A "Funny" Writer To Rewrite Some Articles

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1075
Project Budget (ZAR)
210 - 1750

Project Description:
Ok, so I need about 10 articles rewritten.The articles to be rewritten are around 2000 words each

The rewritten articles need to be as different as possible from the original while still keeping the quality of the content. This is for SEO purposes, as I do not want the original article showing before mine on search engines due to the same keywords being found.

The writer needs to be well written and have a good grounding in the English language. Also, the writer will need to be a "funny" person.
By this I mean that in writing an article, you will need to be able to add humour to a standard news or science topic.

I have attached a document with an article that I need rewrittten. From this you can gather what type of humour I am looking at. These articles are for a Blog which aims at bringing news and general factual articles with a humorous edge.

Skills required:
Article Rewriting, Articles, Ghostwriting
Additional Files: Article+To+Be+Re-written.docx
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