I need 3 illustrations for a book, written by the Unknown Comic (you know, the guy with the paper bag on his head). These needn't be too detailed, but I do want them to look Good, and be hi-res scans. Black and white line drawings are fine. They will be printed in b&w anyway.
1. a (Donald Trump Teddy Bear) with the Teddy Bear having an obvious Donald Trump combover.....same with a cartoon of Trump's dog....showing it with an obvious Trump combover....
2. a pic of Trump's wedding to a beautiful woman. From behind, so we don't see their faces, but even the minister and briide have the same combovers
3. Trump as King Kong atop a building, with the bag-headed Unknown Comic in his hand.
This will be for a flat fee of $50 (no royalties). ANY questions, ask first. You will receive credit on the drawing pages, and the copyright page. If you want to send a sample - of the above, or something you've done - please do. Copyright will rest with you, but I'd like you to sign a simple statement at the time of payment stating that this fee allows us to use your drawings in the book for as long as the book is in print.