I need 10 simple but funny black and white line drawings for the below jokes. This is for a joke book written by the Unknown Comic (that famous comic from the '70s with the bag on his head). You're welcome to use this project in your resume, and we'll send you a free copy of the printed book, if you'd like one. All art is to be owned by the publisher (BearManor Media), and this is a for-hire project. $150 for the 10 drawings. No further payments or royalties are to be paid. But you're welcome also to use a few cartoons and the book cover on your site as a sample of your work. We'll also need a signed release from you stating these for-hire facts. I'll send it after I've chosen the winner.
We need the completed files by May 30th. But these should be pretty simple to do. Any questions, just ask. Please upload a sample of one of the below jokes, and I'll pick someone quite soon. Thanks for reading.
Art needed for Unknown Comic book:
1. Trump as King Kong.... atop the "Empire Trump Building"...holding a miniature "unknown
comic" (man in suit, with bag over head) in his hand... "Okay, douche bag...This will teach
you to put out a joke book about me... You're gonna end up with a cement bag over your
head." There might be a name somewhere on the building which reads... "The Trumpire State
2. A (Trump Teddy Bear) with the Teddy Bear having an obvious Trump combover.....
3. Same with a cartoon of Trumps dog....showing it with an obvious Trump combover....
4. A pic of their wedding with the minister and briide having combovers. Caption: "Do you
promise to take each other's hand in marriage for richer only. To love and cherish each
other until debt or divorce you must part, so help you Trump?"
5. Pick the Hair You Want:
a page with cartoons of Trump's head having different hair styles
6. Cartoon is two female employees in Trump's office (Trump's name is on door) Trump is in
background at his desk...
(Caption is one female to the other)..."I'd tell him to go fuck himself... but from what
I've heard, he's not very good at it."
7. Cartoon is Trump on sofa in psyciatrist's office. (might be 3 connecting cartoons)
First is Trump speaking..."Doc, you gotta help me. I keep losing my temper with people."
2nd is Psyciatrist speaking "I see. Well, tell me about your problem."
3rd is Trump speaking..."I just did, you fucking asshole!"
8. Cartoon is Trump walking amongst a New York crowd of people in which a Hippie type guy
is holding a sign which reads..."God is Dead" ...
Caption is Trump yelling to the hippie...."God is not dead... I am alive and well."
9. Cartoon is office of a Toy Company... with one man holding a Trump look-a-like Doll in
his hand saying to the other man......."It talks, but it doesn't say anything."
10. Cartoon is an angry Trump in his office talking to his lawyer holding a briefcase...
caption is..."And you call yourself a lawyer? What do you mean I can't start a campaign to
legalize Same-Self Marriage?"