Penny Auction Marketing Genius - I need the best!

Hey guys, I am launching a new Penny Auction website. I need a marketing genius or a marketing company who can make this website is huge hit. From articles to ad words to affiliate marketing, i need someone who can do it all. Creating my advertising banners will be part of your job. I will pay you a fixed salary + a commission on every sale. I need someone with experience and who can make this happen. The design of the website is amazing, the simplicity is beautiful and i'm also having a video tutorial made for it. This can be a big hit and as long as you are working with me you are getting a percentage of ALL the sales! So here is a brief information of what i need: 1-Someone who can make me nice advertisement banners with flash 2-Someone who knows how to market a website (free marketing or paid marketing) (i will pay for the payed marketing) 3-Someone who can make articles about the website so we get couple of links left and right 4-Someone who knows how to advertise on social media websites 5- I just sold my old website ( 15k alexa ) and the new owner allowed me to advertise on it witch can be a great plus also i need someone who can send out emails to the list of 80 000 emails i got. Yes you got that right, i have 80 000 clean emails from my old website. If your up for this job, please bid on this project and send me a message talking about yourself P.S: IM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY SEO WORK. Please dont contact me regarding that bullshit.