SEO - top 3 of Google.ie for 3 keywords

Project Description:
PLEASE DO NOT BID ON MY PROJECT IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT FULL PAYMENT UNTIL RESULTS ARE ACHIEVED!
Payment will be provided as follows: 50% payment after 3 keywords achieved top 3 in Google.ie, next 50% after 30 days and still top 3 in Google.com. Payment will be withheld if it is found that any unethical techniques have been used.

THE GOAL:
I need 3 specific Keywords to be ranked #1 or at least Top 3 in Google.ie results.

The website is four years old and listed on Google.ie (Ireland).

YOUR EXPERIENCE:
Please provide us with your SEO experience and some references (successful seo project examples that we can check).

TIMESCALE:
I need the site to be top 3 of Google.ie for my keywords by 10th April 2013.

TECHNIQUES:
-- ABSOLUTELY - No black hat, gray hat or unethical SEO methods are to be used
-- Google guidelines must be followed and no way should be compromised
-- Only white hat - ONLY SEO experts should bid!
-- Quality 1 way back links must relate to site topic on high quality PR ranked relevant sites
-- No spam method(s) can be used
-- no fake profile building techniques are to be used
-- No use of automated software or bots
-- No links from under construction pages
-- No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links, flash sites/pages, hidden links, no string parameters, etc.
-- No link farms, traffic exchanges, link exchange programs or web rings
-- No paid traffic sites
-- No banned sites, porn, violent, illegal sites, etc.
-- No methods or techniques that will get the site banned, de-indexed or sandbox
-- Expert understanding of all Google/Panda Updates and how to work with them
-- Detailed reports!
This should be PENGUIN guaranteed.
In your bid, please include your PROVEN strategy to “beat the Penguin”

When you bid, I need following information in PM:
SEO Methods used ( need numbers, details)
Time frame
PLEASE NOTE: If any of the rules above are not followed or violated, payment will NOT be provided.
I look forward to hearing from you and will then provide you with detailed information regarding our website etc.