I need 2 keywords (buy youtube views) and (cheap youtube views) to be page rank 1 on google

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$30 - $30

Project Description:
I need SEO for 2 (TWO) keywords on my website www.youtubeviewsforsale.com (the "www." needs to be in front for the website to work), NOT video to be on google page rank 1. This has to be quick, MAXIMUM 2 months and safe. Here are the keywords I want SEO on:

buy youtube views
cheap youtube views

$30 max bid ONE TIME PAYMENT

Skills required:
Advertising, Internet Marketing, SEO
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