Simple stats capture ouput needed

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Project Description:
I am looking to create a simple statistics script/logging tool

- Creation of a html page which shows a dynamic number to the user (so each time the page is visited a different number is shown)
- Number relates to the individual visitor of the page (1 per user/cookies dependent)
- The page will record machine statistics and save the data within 30 seconds to a simple single .xls file using the page number generated as the table row name. (saved directly to server -.php coded)

- Statistics to record:

Browser type(s) installed
Browser version(s)
Browser size
Browser open size
Screen Resolution
Screen Colors (BIT)
Operating System
Operating system type
Computer Processor
Computer Device (Tablet/Mobile/PC)
Video Device/Audio Device
CPU (after 30 seconds)
Internet connection (provider)
Connection type (DSL, Cable, Mobile Wireless, TX, Modem, Fixed Wireless, Fiver Optics, Satellite, Frame Relay, ISDN)
Connection speed (after 30 seconds average - download/upload)
Referrer site (source)
Keywords (SEO)
PDF version installed
Flash version installed
Java version installed
QuickTime version installed
Real player version installed
Windows media version installed
Silverlight version insatlled
Director/shockwave version installed
Gears installed
Cookie installed
Number of browsers open
Other products installed
Other products open

This is a small part to a larger project, and is expected to be completed within 1 week of acceptance. (appox $30 please)
Please only serious bidders.

The page created should also be applicable for mobile/other device access/use.

Skills required:
HTML, Java, Javascript, PHP, Statistics
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