I need to "grab" some content from a web site (jokes title-category-body text)

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Avg Bid (USD)
$109
Project Budget (USD)
$30 - $250

Project Description:
I have found multiple websites that host royalty free jokes in language different than English.
Since the language is not English, I will provide detailed guidance for you to understand whger a text breaks etc.
To most of them It is allowed to copy them one by one but there are thousands of them and I need to get many if not all.
I need to grab them in a decent text or similar form, which I will later use to put them all togeather in a local dbase with jokes (MySql).
I know this is very easy to do for someone who has the right programming skills.
So please quote if you have the correct skills.
One milestone to prove that you can do it.
Full payment after I receive the final file of jokes so that I see that everything are as expected to be
(I can accept if final file needs minor text manipulation from me).
Thank you

Skills required:
Anything Goes, Java, MySQL, PHP, Software Architecture
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