39729 Funny pictures site needed

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Project Description:
I want a FUNNY PICTURE website.

1)
I want to be able to have PICTURES, VIDEOS, and FLASH MOVIES as MAIN categories.

Under them I can configure SUB CATEGORIES from the admin panel. And that is OPTIONAL also in admin. I want the option to

display directly into the MAIN category.

2)
I want the layout similar to this but colors can vary. The layout does not have to be identical. Be creative:
http://www.comedy-zone.net/

-Notice the ADS on the TOP, RIGHT, and LOWER LEFT.
-I want to put my RICH MEDIA/JAVASCRIPT ADS like that.
-I want the SEARCH field like theirs in the middle.
-In the middle of the page, show tables with TOP 10 PICTURES, then below that the movies and so on.
-I want a mailing list just like theirs on the bottom RIGHT.
-I want a TELL A FRIEND on the bottom LEFT like theirs.
-On the LEFT, have the MENU. Below that a PARTNERS link MENU, which is editable in ADMIN area where I can add partners. Below

that, the ADS.
-I want an editable footer on the bottom from ADMIN panel.

3)
When someone views PICTURES, MOVIES, VIDEOS, display the pages like this:
http://www.davesdaily.com/mediaclips.htm

-I want thumbnails, and 10 results per page. Then a user clicks NEXT and gets 10 more.

-I want the VIDEO/MOVIE/flash embedded in the page like this:
http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/169-nice-kitty.htm

-Below all videos/pics display a
SEND THIS TO A FRIEND option like this:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/santa_sucks-jpg.html

-But I only want to display 10 FRIENDS EMAIL FIELDS. Below that, have a CHECKBOX selected to join the MAILING LIST. Users can

uncheck it if they don't want to be part of the mailing list. When users receive the email, send them to the full PAGE of the

video/picture. I want to customize a small message in that email that users receive using the SEND TO FRIEND also from ADMIN

panel.

4)
When a user performs a SEARCH, display 10 RESULTS and show only 10 SEARCH pages at a time with PREVIOUS and NEXT links. After

10 pages, display 11-20 SEARCH PAGE LINKS and so on. I want to be able to put a small link/javascript ad or something BELOW

the search links.

5)
For STATS, I only want RATING and HOW MANY TIMES VIEWED being displayed below the video/picture. Users can rate it and see

how many times an ad was seen.

6)
In the MAILING LIST, I want to send the latest added VIDEO, MOVIE and PICTURE with links to them one below the other. And

maybe a small EDITABLE message below it from the ADMIN panel.

EXAMPLE:

Please view the latest video:
(link to video)

Please view the latest picture:
(link to picture)

Please view the latest flash:
(link to flash)

(EDITABLE MESSAGE)


7)
On the bottom right of the IMAGES, I would like to add a small watermark of the sites URL.

8)
On the LEFT side below the MENU, display link for SUBMIT YOUR STUFF!

-When users click that, display 3 links:

Submit your MOVIE
Submit your FLASH VIDEO
Submit your PICTURE

-After a user clicks one, they will be taken to the page with the form and details to submit/upload. All Pics/videos should

have a small brief description below them users can enter, with a title for the item too.

9)
In the ADMIN area, I want most of these things editable. I want to be able to set the FILE SIZES of the videos/movies/pics to

be uploaded. I also want to be able to see stats for the pages/videos, popular items.

Please let me know if you have any questions. This script will have to be our property and cannot be resold.

Im on a budget... :(

Skills required:
Anything Goes, Javascript, PHP
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