Need an expert and experienced PHP/Javascript/CSS developer for misc tasks

Project Description:
Hi,

I am looking for an INDIVIDUAL (no teams/companies), who is a geek/expert in "PHP, Javascript and CSS" for attending to some miscellaneous tasks which need to be completed over the next 5 to 10 days.

As the tasks are multiple and spread out with varying complexity (from simple to medium effort level), I prefer to hire someone on a TIME BASED PAY, who is ready to start off immediately and available for the next couple of weeks. You will need to be in constant touch with me.

Tasks and deliverables will be decided and agreed upon a daily basis.

I am an architect/developer in all the 3 technologies myself, you will be working with me. Timelines will be decided based on mutual consensus, but keeping in mind the amount of time it would take an expert/geek to finish the task.

PLEASE BID FOR 5 DAYS OF FULL TIME WORK to begin with (meaning how much will you charge for working with me full time for 5 days?)

Qualified bidders will be sent sample(i.e. a portion) of tasks through Private Message so that they can get a feel of the kind of work required.

Must be available for communication on voice chat daily for an hour or two.

This is a TIME CRITICAL PROJECT so delivery must be strictly within predetermined time frame.

To prove that you are reading this description carefully, mention the phrase "good batch" in your bid.

Your skill set must fall into one of the following criteria:

1) PHP: Ability to write clean/modular code, studying different APIs and writing code for the same, integrating them with existing code.
Excellent knowledge and expertise with CSS
Basic knowledge of Javascript

2) Basic knowledge of PHP
Excellent knowledge and expertise with CSS
Excellent knowledge and experties with Javascript, including Ajax, non-blocking (asynchronous) script loading, expertise with atleast one of
Jquery or ExtJS library.

* Note that you will not have any time to read up / polish your skills. Bid only if you are an expert with hands on experience and
satisfy criteria 1) and/or 2) as mentioned above.

* Any task you do, must be 100% perfect (for example, code should be 100% css/html validated) and you will need to work on finer details as specified
by me.

Please mention your skills and brief bio in the bid.