Need 1 sentence per day for 11 months (Jan, March - Dec) of something intreresting

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Project Budget (USD)
$30 - $250

Project Description:
If you are great at web research, can put things into an Excel sheet and have a great command of the English language

All that is needed is one or 2 sentences of something fun and interesting , humorous per calendar day for Jan, March-Dec. (year independent) in Canada/North America in a few of the categories (not technical) I will share with the winning bidder.

Then you put it into Excel with the source URL included

Please show me an example of your writing.

- English speaking
- For the family
- Grammatically correct
- Non plagiarized


Skills required:
Excel, Report Writing, Research, Word
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