Need a "Hit Generator" that will work on a Myspace Band page

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Project Description:
I need a way to generate 600+ hits per day on my Myspace band page. These hits need to register as "profile views" which is the built in hit counter on myspace band pages. Anyone familiar with Myspace band pages knows what this is, and you can go to any Myspace band page to see it. Each hit on the page must come from a unique IP address for the hit to count on the "profile views" counter. I need to be able to control the amount of hits per day, and the rate of hits per hour so they aren't all at once, and be able to change this whenever I need to.

I do not have access to the Myspace servers, and cannot install a script on my Myspace account. I do have access to the webserver space I have through with PHP if I need to run a program or script from an external server.

I would need detailed instructions to install and use this solution.

I would need to either run a test or have some kind of proof that whatever program/script/hit generator I'm buying actually works.

Do not contact me to sell me friendbots or messagebots. I am only looking to find a way to generate the hits I need per day to make my "profile views"counter increase.

Skills required:
Internet Marketing, Script Install, SEO, Windows Desktop, XML
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