60 second animation

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Project Budget (USD)
$10 - $30

Project Description:
I am looking for someone to create about a minute long animation for me.

Kanye West recently got into an altercation, and I want to make a funny parody out of it. [url removed, login to view] you can find more information about the events that happened here.

Pretty much I want the animation to start with a person in a Chiropractor (young, 18 years old), saying racial slurs targeted to Kim Kardashian (Kanye's Fiancee).

Kim Kardashian picks up the phone and calls Kanye West. There is a scene of them talking, and then once Kim tells Kanye what happens, he turns into a monster and green (this has to all be very funny), and is depicted in a very violent style, breaking through doors, throwing cars, EXTREMELY ANGRY ...

Once he makes it to the scene, he is going crazy bouncy of walls, maybe changing different colors, I want this to be VERY VERY Funny, and he beats the crap out of this kid in a way that looks like super fast speed. (50-100 punches in 10 seconds)

Once this is finished and the person gets beat up (NO BLOOD PLEASE, I NEED TO HAVE IT KID FRIENDLY), he will be laying on the ground, Kanye West will turn into a Jesus Like figure, start becoming lighter looking, sparkling, very bright and leaves out the scene as if he is Jesus (because he calls himself Yeezus).

I can add vocals, please let me know if you are able to or not, then I will need to add script. I am looking to do this as CHEAP as possible, so any high bids will not be considered. If you can't communicate well in English, please don't waste my time and speak to me.

I need this done IMMEDIATELY , if you can offer me a short 5-10 seconds sample that would be great, I am interested in hiring someone withing the next couple days, maybe even tonight.

Additional Project Description:
01/16/2014 at 8:20 ICT
Anything between 30-60 seconds would be acceptable

Skills required:
3D Animation, 3D Rendering, Animation, Flash 3D, Video Services
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