I’M WITH STUPID
Ah, Yes, good old “I’m With Stupid.” One of the great T-shirt slogans of all time. Brash, insulting, instantly memorable—truly, a slogan that had it all. Then again, it’s SOOOO 20th century. Thus the question arises: Who will pen the first immortal T-shirt slogan of the 21st century? What smarty-pants prophet will straggle out of the wilderness with a dollop of pith for our yearning bosoms? Are you thinking, “UH…Me?” If so, we’d like to hear from you. We’re the folks at What On Earth, Signals, and Wireless catalogs, and we sell T-shirts, among other things. It’s more than a business with us, it’s a calling. We won’t rest until every American torso sports a message of hilarity, insouciance, ribaldry, wry philosophical brilliance, and/or sheer rockin’, in-your-face ‘tude. And we’re looking for a few good Sloganeers to help us in our quest. If you’re interested, send us a resume and 5 writing samples that demonstrate your wit, your style, your quippability and your uniquely skewed take on life. If we like your stuff, we’ll pay you to brainstorm a batch of slogans. And who knows, you might just achieve a weird, anonymous, only-in-America kind of immortality.