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  • $17.00 USD
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    AxelF76

    Sep 25, 2009

    Rating: 4.5/5.0

    Project Description:I need a marketing article about certian MS SQL related software. About 1000 words. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done...
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  • $450.00 USD
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    amgaf

    Jun 30, 2008

    Good work. Thanks

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    bj517

    May 24, 2008

    Thanks Melissa.

    Project Description:20 (twenty) – 450-700 word articles related to a specific theme (to be provided later). These articles are for web content, so they need to be well-researched and full of real information, and capture the readers attention...
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    bj517

    Apr 27, 2008

    Great writing and an excellent communicator! Thanks!

    Project Description:General Description of Project: 15 (fifteen) – 450-700 word articles related to a coffee theme. These articles are for web content, so they need to be well-researched and full of real information, and capture the readers attention...
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    batguvw [ Incomplete Report ]

    Apr 20, 2008

    Missigfunk (the worker) agreed in their Worker Contract to upload all deliverables to the site by the deadline or they would forfeit the project. missigfunk did not do so. All funds in escrow were returned to batgu (the employer).

    Project Description:**We're looking for writers to write original articles about home entertainment(holiday party, baby shower). This is a long term position.** Industry experience preferred: Consumer goods, Social sector, Entertainment Articles need to be 400~500 words in length...
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    bj517

    Apr 18, 2008

    Excellent writer! Everything was great, will definitely hire again.

    Project Description:General Description of Project: 5 – 550-700 word articles on a specific theme. Product Deliverables: Articles have to be well-researched and written in fluent US English and with excellent grammar...
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    slushatworkvw [ Incomplete Report ]

    Apr 1, 2008

    Missigfunk (the worker) agreed in their Worker Contract to upload all deliverables to the site by the deadline or they would forfeit the project. missigfunk did not do so. All funds in escrow were returned to slushatwork (the employer).

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    Mar 31, 2008

    Missigfunk (the worker) agreed in their Worker Contract to upload all deliverables to the site by the deadline or they would forfeit the project. missigfunk did not do so. All funds in escrow were returned to zzPGzz (the employer).

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  • $45.00 USD
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    DannyRelic

    Jan 23, 2008

    Great work, could be a bit speedier though. However, I wouldn't sacrifice this quality for anything!Wonderful!

    Project Description:As stated in the title. I need 6 UNIQUELY different articles (200-500) words. Topic: Timeline for World War II
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  • $120.00 USD
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    masterSEO

    Dec 27, 2007

    Great Job

    Project Description:PLEASE READ!! Half the time I skip a bid because he/she has not read the posting. Be Competitive! YOUR BID SHOULD BE COST PER ARTICLE!!! Here are the Guidelines: Thank you all! SEE ATTACHED FILE.
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  • $150 USD In Progress

    Project is for articles 300-500 words average 400 words.Original, pass copyscape.English born writer (us, uk, ...) prefered.Price per article$.Will do a test by rewriting an article.

  • $30 USD In Progress

    I"m looking for a writer to write 10 articles on "getting six pack abs".The articles only need to be 250-300 words.I have a LOT of articles written monthly, and I"m looking for an additional writer to take some of the weight of my current writers shoulders. This could be a possible long term relationship.In the future I will require articles to be written on topics such as: fitness, weight loss, natural health, beauty, stretch marks, juice fasting and many more health topics. If possible, let me know your credentials/experience with any of the above topics.Preferably I"d like you to have knowledge or experience of some of these topics.I require a fairly quick turn around time.Please let me know what price you would charge for these 10 articles and provide me with samples of your work - preferably health/fitness samplesThanks,James

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    I am requesting 15 articles written concerning the topic of antivirus / malware.If your total bid amount for this project is greater than the amount you include in the GAF "Your bid for the total project" field, please state that clearly in the "Provide the details of your bid" field (NOT in a PM). If you plan to outsource this project to someone else, I want to be made aware of that as part of your bid.We have a large number of ongoing projects and the right candidate can look forward to additional writing projects.GENERAL ARTICLE STRUCTURE REQUIREMENTS------------------------------------------------------------------------ ___ Length: 450-550 words each. This is the length of the article CONTENT, and does not include the article title or sub-title (described later below). Please, no filler words just to add content.___ Each article is to be written in its own file. Use the keyword phrase as the file name. For example, if the keyword phrase is "life cycle treadmill" then the file name for the article would be "life cycle treadmill.doc" if the file was written using Microsoft Word or "life cycle treadmill.txt" if the article was written in ASCII.___ Article file format may be Microsoft Word (.doc or .docx) file or an ASCII text file (.txt).___ Articles need to be written in very good grammatical & fluent US English (not British English; e.g. "behavior", not "behaviour"; "favor", not "favour"; "while", not "whilst", "spoiled", not "spoilt", etc.).___ Do not write the articles in third person.___ Article content should be informative, easy to read for most anyone, should "flow" naturally for the reader, and be free from any typing, spelling, and grammatical errors, with correct English punctuation, capitalization, and sentence structure.___ The article should not read as a press release for a company when the keyword contains a company name. For example, for the keyword "Life Cycle Treadmill" the article should not sound like an advertisement or press release issued by Life Cycle Corporation.___ Do NOT use article "spin" software to produce these articles. Seldom does such software produce content that reads naturally for the reader. (If you require the use of article "spin" software, please do not bid on this project.)___ Articles must be 100% your original work and free of copyrighted, plagiarized, or licensed material from a 3rd party of any kind, including offline material. I verify originality.___ Please minimize usage of UPPER CASE IN THE BODY OF THE ARTICLES and also the use of exclamation points (!!!), as both of these styles tend to communicate that the writer is yelling at the reader.___ The articles must not contain any profanity or lewd comments.___ Each article needs to be focused on one specific keyword phrase. I will supply the list of keyword phrases for this project, one for each article. Please use the keyword phrases exactly as I provided them, even if a phrase does not appear to make sense or has an apparent typo. More keyword details are below.___ Where it makes sense and flows naturally in the article content, please include one URL within some of the articles pointing to well-known authority web sites related to this niche. No more than one is necessary in any given article. (This is not a requirement, but a preference where it makes sense in an article.)___ You should not use the same paragraphs or facts in multiple articles. Each article needs to be unique, even if the keywords for each are similar. (Some of the keyword phrases WILL be similar. In that case, each article based on the similar keywords can include different aspects, angles, or nuances concerning the similar keyword topics.)SPECIFIC ARTICLE STRUCTURE REQUIREMENTS-----------------------------------------------------------------------___ Provide one space after each period, colon, or semi-colon. ___ Periods should be inside of quotes. ___ When placing three dots at the end or middle of a statement (e.g. "The missing amount was found later..."), there should only be three dots; no more, no less. ___ When using dashes to separate a thought, use two in a row (--). ___ There is never a space before a period or comma. ___ No paragraph indentation. ___ One blank line between each paragraph. ___ Keep paragraphs between 2 and 6 sentences in length.___ After the title write a 2-4 sentence summary that includes the article"s keyword phrase.___ The summary must catch the reader"s attention and create interest and desire to read the full article. After writing the summary, read it and consider the summary creates enough interest that you would want to read the article. Examples of interesting and attention getting summaries can be found at: http://www.ezinearticles.com/?expert=Tim_Gorman___ One blank line between the title and the summary and three blank lines between the summary and the first paragraph.___ As a repeat from above, please use the keyword phrases exactly as I provide them, even if a phrase does not appear to make sense or has an apparent typo. ___ Each article requires a TITLE. The title starts with the keyword phrase, followed by a colon (:) and then the rest of the title. The title should not end with a period. The title must be in upper and lower case letters with the first letter of each major word capitalized. The titles should be left justified, not centered. ___ Each article requires a TITLE positioned one blank character after the key phrase & colon (described just above) starting on the same line. ___ Sample of "Key Phrase: Title" structure. "Different Types Of Computer Viruses: Learn More About The Different Kinds Of Computer Viruses" (without the quotes).___ The title must catch the reader"s attention and create interest and desire to read the full article. When you write a title, read it and consider if you would then want to read the article. Examples of interesting and attention getting titles can be found at: http://www.ezinearticles.com/?expert=Tim_Gorman___ Though the keyword phrase will make up the article title and also be scattered throughout the article, the article title should NOT be repeated in the body of the article.___ Each article requires 2-4 short sub-headings (2 words minimum, 6-7 words maximum for sub-headings) to help break up the article content for better readability and to adequately explain for the reader the next section in the article. ___ The sub-headings must be in upper and lower case letters with the first letter of each major word capitalized. The sub-headings should not end with a period. ___ The sub-headings must be in normal font (no bold, italics or underlining).___ There should be one empty line both before and after each sub-heading.___ Each keyword phrase should be used in the FIRST PARAGRAPH of its article.___ Each keyword phrase should be included somewhere in the LAST PARAGRAPH of its article.___ Each keyword phrase should be scattered throughout the rest of the article. Do not use the keyword phrase more than 4 times in the article (excluding the keyword phrase contained in the title & summary).___ Some keyword references can be re-worded in the article where it makes sense for the reader (for example, "different types of computer viruses" might also be referenced as "Types of computer viruses").*** A sample of the article structure I am requesting for the articles is at the very bottom of this description.___ The final version of the articles should be in TEXT format, one file per article named according to the keyword, all in lower case characters, and with an underscore separating the words. For example, if the article keyword phrase is "this special keyword", then the article file name should be "this_special_keyword.txt"___ When complete, all of the article files should be copied into one zip file and delivered to me via email.ABOUT THIS PROJECT---------------------------------Main Phrases: Anti Virus, Spyware, MalwareOverall Theme: I am a home computer user who has just purchased a new computer and wants to protect my computer from viruses, spyware and malware.KEYWORDS---------------------------------The keywords will be supplied to the winning bidder.These articles will be used on a web site for the purpose of driving traffic to it.Once you start the project complete three articles, stop, zip them and email them to me for review. This will ensure that we are both in sync on the article writing requirements. You will be PAID for these articles.After I have reviewed the articles I will let you know to continue with the remainder of the articles in the project (this is the approval date). All of the articles need to be completed in 7 days from the final approval date. Otherwise, no status report is required during the writing period. However, if it appears your delivery of the articles will be delayed, I need to know that at least two days prior to the project completion deadline so that we can negotiate a new delivery date. Although the time frame to complete these articles is important, QUALITY CONTENT and a COMPETITIVE BID PRICE are higher priorities for this project.While you will find I am easy to work with, unlimited revisions will be expected until each of the articles meet all of the requirements in this project posting. If you have any questions or uncertainty concerning requirements for this project, please contact me. Much better to clarify in advance than do rework.All articles will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. I will own exclusive and complete copyrights to all competed article content once delivered and paid. You may not distribute the articles in any way after delivery to me.The agreed upon bid for this project will be the only compensation due for completion of the articles. Payment at the end of the project will be made through GAF"s escrow service, using PayPal.Please provide one or more links or file attachments in GAF to some of your previously written articles (links DIRECTLY to your specific articles, please, not simply to web sites that contain your articles somewhere on them where I must hunt them down and guess which are yours).For a person experienced with article writing in US English and some knowledge of the topic, this will be a simple project.Your attention to detail with the requirements stated above will weigh heavily in my consideration of selecting your writing services.I look forward to working with you!A sample of my requested structure for the articles is just below.*********************************************************************Keyword Title: Sub-Title that Includes Reworded Keyword PhraseSummary: A 20-35 word summary that includes the article"s keyword phrase.content - keyword phrase in the first paragraphcontentcontentSub-Heading 1 (2 words minimum, 6-7 words maximum)content content - Use the keyword no more than four timescontent - in the body article.contentSub-Heading 2 (2 words minimum, 6-7 words maximum)contentcontent contentOPTIONAL Sub-Heading 3 (2 words minimum, 6-7 words maximum)content content content - keyword phrase in last paragraph

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    Hello all,I need a provider to write reviews for adult websites. Each review should be about 500 words and I will need about 15 of them every week. you will be given the resources to get ideas, but the final review should be in your own words. Good and creative English written skill is a must. Please bid for 15 reviews. This will be an ongoing assignment for the right person, and will possibly grow over time.Thank you for your time.

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  • $300 USD In Progress

    Need 250 Original and exclusive articles written: 500 - 600 words per article on various subjects like mortgages, student loans, law, weddings etc. As the subject matter will vary the writer must be skilled at writing about various topics.The articles must be original and creative and will be checked forPlagiarism through Copyscape and other tools to be sure they are not duplicated.All copyright will belong to me and the writer will not be able to publish the work in any form or pass it on to others. This is "work for hire". You are my ghostwriter and you are not allowed to disclose the fact that you wrote these articles. I will own all copyrights and you will not be able to use any article purchase by me as samples or for anything else ever.Only bid if you agree to ALL of the below:1.) Original Articles Only! Article should not be copied or rewritten from PLR articles & should pass all such tests--i.e., All material must be 100% unique to me. I repeat: I will not accept any works that have been copied. All works must pass copyscape. Please read this post before you bid to make sure you are clear on what is needed.2.) Payment will be made on verification and acceptance within 4 days.3.) The person doing the bidding is the person who will be doing the writing and not outsourcing or assigning to someone else or have a team, etc.4.) Confidentiality in all cases!5.)Article should be submitted in text format.6.) Time limit - must be able to complete articles by reasonable deadline (ex. 50 articles in 5 days).7.) All payments will be made with Paypal8.) Do not bid if you are not willing to respond to my emails regarding any project I have assigned to you. I work on East coast time, so let me know your time so we can work around the time change.I will provide the topics and keyword phrases and expect you to be able to research, write with SEO in mind and deliver articles ON TIME without my guidance and in finished form ready to be published online.The assignment will start with 10 articles at first to be completed in 24 hours of project acceptance.Bidders are requested to submit two samples of their writing. In fact, do not bid without submitting samples.If you are not willing to work, do not bid.If you feel you can meet my expectations, please bid!Thanks!

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  • $45 USD In Progress

    Looking to hire writers for long term, on going projects including packs of articles and even full 8000+ word ebooks! Therefore I am putting up a couple jobs in order to find the best writers to hire for future projects.Here is my first projects:15 Articles on Male Infertility15 Articles on Seducing A WomanWhen you bid please give me a per word, per 500 word article bid AND turnaround time for 15 articles AND how many you can complete per week.Please include the areas/topics that you love to write about and/or topics you can or will not write about.All articles must be 100% original and I will check each with copyscape and other tools.All articles must be free flowing American English and NO broken English whatsoever. If I cannot read it, I cannot use it.My budget is between $1.50-$3 per 500+ word article depending on the flow and quality of your writing. Of course this will raise if you prove yourself to be on time, have great researching and writing skills etc. An increase to $3.5-$4 per article in a couple months time would be reasonable depending on the above criteria.All of my projects require precise research, keyword dense and easy to read articles. You will also be required to come up with appropriate titles that are eye catching and in some cases humourous, snappy and fun.All projects done for me are "work for hire". You will be my ghostwriter and will be transferring any and all rights/copyrights to said articles to me and you will not be able to use them as samples or use them in any form such as selling, giving them away or using them on your own sites etc.Thanks

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    Must be able to research popular keywords using word tracker or overture tools, and create content while using those keywords as 5% of the density. Search Engine Optimization experience is a plus. If you are interested, please create a 400-500 words article using the keyword "surrealism" or "credit care" (Must be knowledgeable and be familiar credit system in the U.S.) or "scholarship" and send it by PM. All articles must be unique and original. There cannot be any duplicated content and copywritted material from other resources. I need exclusive rights and you may NOT sell the articles to other people.Minumum 15 articles per keywords provided.$1-$3 per article.

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  • $30 USD In Progress

    I need someone who is on line right now and who may write for me 4 articles related to Australia and travel within the next few hours.I have specific topics and some research that I may send. Eg restaurants and shoppingYour article must be %100 original; I refuse to pay for something that is not.I WILL NOT entertain big from individuals who doll their work out to cheep dime-a-day writers, if you cannot pay your writers fairly don’t expect me to do the same for you, so just go away.I will pay via PayPal immediately after receiving your approved articles.I do expect to pay fairly for quality work, and understand that my request is urgent; I expect that I will be paying for urgent work.If you cannot complete these articles for me in the next few hours, I’m sorry please save your bid. I need these now.500-600 words please.

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    Article Wanted for Wedding WebsiteThe following guidelines must be followed:1. Article must be 500-700 words each. All original content – no plagiarism 2. The article must be catchy to read and helpful. 3. The article should be 100% original and free of typos, spelling and grammatical errors4. All written copy will become my property. When paid for, ownership transfers to us.Time line is 1 to 2 days after your bid is agreed upon. Please include sample writing with you bid. I will provide article title upon winning the project.Payment is made on completion and delivery of the article. Payment via paypal.Budget of about US$5 per article.Bid only if you intend to follow these terms.Thanks.

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  • $100 USD In Progress

    We need 25 articles on COSMETICS. Itemized topics will be supplied to the successful bidder. Each article will be around 400-500 words. Articles need to be well researched and original. No copy and paste articles. Must at least pass COPYSCAPE test.Please attach a SAMPLE writing with your bid. All articles must be SEO/keyword optimized with 2 to 4 specific keywords. Keyword density will be around 3-5%. Specific article topics and keyword guidelines will be provided to the successful bidder.All articles must be approved before they are accepted. If an article does not meet required specifications, the writer is obligated to edit and correct to bring product up to quality and readability standard. Final articles must be free of typos, spelling and grammatical errors. Each article will be delivered in MS Word format.Upon completion of the project, complete ownership of all articles with complete copyright shall be transferred to us. We will have exclusive right to edit, format and use at our discretion.Successful writer will get more projects on other topics.

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