$30 for the best joke!

  • Status: Closed
  • Prize: $30
  • Entries Received: 61
  • Winner: motishj

Contest Brief

$30 to whoever comes up with the funniest joke. It could be a knock knock joke, one liner, screenplay, standup routine, whatever, as long as it's funny.

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  • smarterer
    Contest Holder
    • 4 years ago

    Sorry for the delay guys! Happy new year! Some pretty good jokes, I'll pick a winner today. Anyone have a favorite?

    • 4 years ago
    1. KunalKashelani
      KunalKashelani
      • 4 years ago

      #23, #24, #26, #28, #27, #28, #29, #30.. some jokes you must have never heard b4.. Kindly rate..

      • 4 years ago
    2. smarterer
      Contest Holder
      • 4 years ago

      that is a good one!

      • 4 years ago
  • vkpajeet
    vkpajeet
    • 4 years ago

    Why does Gorilla have big fingers??

    answer :-because the have big nostrils.. :-)

    • 4 years ago
  • vkpajeet
    vkpajeet
    • 4 years ago

    Debate of Serious Nature. Beer Vs Woman:
    A Beer is always wet, a woman is not..1 point for beer!:p

    Beer is horrible, when it is hot..1 point for women!;)

    A cold beer satisfies you..1 point for beer!:D

    For a beer, you pay taxes..1 point for women!;)

    If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry..1 point for beer!

    You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer..1 point for beer!:D

    If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself..1 point for beer!

    You know exactly how much a beer costs..1 point for beer!

    A beer does not have a mother..1 point for beer!

    A Beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it..1 point for beer!;)

    So the Score is...
    Beer beats women
    8 to 2

    If you're a guy, enjoy this message.. If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry..
    So FINAL SCORE : 9 to 2

    • 4 years ago
  • vkpajeet
    vkpajeet
    • 4 years ago

    you could extend this contest,to get some more entries.

    • 4 years ago
  • vkpajeet
    vkpajeet
    • 4 years ago

    we are waiting for the results sir..!!

    • 4 years ago
    1. GhitaB
      GhitaB
      • 4 years ago

      This contest was the best joke...

      • 4 years ago
    2. vkpajeet
      vkpajeet
      • 4 years ago

      ha ha.. v funny

      • 4 years ago
  • GhitaB
    GhitaB
    • 4 years ago

    Happy New Year! :)
    I can't wait to see the winner. :D

    • 4 years ago
  • GhitaB
    GhitaB
    • 4 years ago

    Please, choose a winner. :)

    • 4 years ago
  • Jodabeni
    Jodabeni
    • 4 years ago

    #83 :)

    • 4 years ago
  • GhitaB
    GhitaB
    • 4 years ago

    Give feedback, please. And there will be better jokes. :)

    • 4 years ago
  • diegofpr
    diegofpr
    • 4 years ago

    Can you please start rating, so we can see what you like and adjust our jokes???

    • 4 years ago
  • vkpajeet
    vkpajeet
    • 4 years ago

    is it that
    jokes must be in spanish??

    • 4 years ago
  • paw22
    paw22
    • 4 years ago

    spanish jokes?

    • 4 years ago

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