Short, funny, and Awesome product description

Status: Closed
Prize: $20
Entries Received: 11
Winner: sdm9999

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Contest Brief

I need short and AWESOME descriptions of these socks, for my website, 125-200 words:

http://www.amazon.com/Sock-It-To-Me-Squid-O/dp/B00939U0P4/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=hedgercom-20&linkCode=w01&linkId=&creativeASIN=B00939U0P4

Overall tone is akin to professional wrestler "smack talk" before a match, with a focus on funny.

For example it should be in the style of the following craigslist posts, and should appeal to men 18 to 35 years old:
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2013/10/check-balls-texas-mans-craigslist-ad-jeep-wrangler/
AND
http://jalopnik.com/i-have-balls-of-steel-therefore-i-must-need-this-jeep-1446129955/1447379497
AND
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/3796206422.html

-The more outrageous the better
-The funnier the better
-No profanity
-Nothing graphically sexual or violent
-Make it provocative but not offensive
-So entertaining I want to send it to my friends.
-The whole point is to have something that could go viral.

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Contest Holder
- 11 years ago
Thanks everyone and please check out my new contest https://www.freelancer.com/contest/Short-Company-History-Comedy-Content-Writing-77428.html
- 11 years ago
namitajain68
- 11 years ago
You are welcome.
- 11 years ago
Contest Holder
- 11 years ago
Thanks and look for "Short, funny, and Awesome product description #4 " and "Short, funny, and Awesome product description #3 "
- 11 years ago
Rometta
- 11 years ago
ty :-)
- 11 years ago
Contest Holder
- 11 years ago
For guidance check out Rhalou and sdm9999, they definitely get it!
- 11 years ago
Rometta
- 11 years ago
Ciao #3 :-)
- 11 years ago
iannaandreea
- 11 years ago
Hello.The description should be only for the socks in the jpg file attached? Or related to all the products on Amazon ?
- 11 years ago
1. Contest Holder
  - 11 years ago
  Squid sock only, thanks!
  - 11 years ago