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Short, funny, and Awesome product description #3

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Prize: $20
Entries Received: 11
Winner: JennyCoulson

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Contest Brief

I need short and AWESOME descriptions of these american flag socks, for my website effinsocks.com

Length is 125-200 words:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006FTHQE8/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B006FTHQE8&linkCode=as2&tag=hedgercom-20&linkId=QAMNXDLBAPQ5S7GB

Overall tone is akin to professional wrestler "smack talk" with a focus on funny.

-The more outrageous the better
-The funnier the better
-No profanity
-Nothing graphically sexual or violent
-Make it provocative but not offensive
-So entertaining I want to send it to my friends.
-The whole point is to have something that could go viral.

For example it should be in the style of the following craigslist posts, and should appeal to men 18 to 35 years old:
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2013/10/check-balls-texas-mans-craigslist-ad-jeep-wrangler/
AND
http://jalopnik.com/i-have-balls-of-steel-therefore-i-must-need-this-jeep-1446129955/1447379497
AND
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/3796206422.html

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Contest Holder
- 11 years ago
Thanks everyone and please check out my new contest https://www.freelancer.com/contest/Short-Company-History-Comedy-Content-Writing-77428.html
- 11 years ago
Contest Holder
- 11 years ago
Be sure to check out "Short, funny, and Awesome product description #4 "
https://www.freelancer.com/contest/Short-funny-and-Awesome-product-description-76678.html
- 11 years ago
DependableW0rker
- 11 years ago
you need to seal this contest so that you can get unique description...
- 11 years ago
1. Contest Holder
  - 11 years ago
  Thanks for the tip
  - 11 years ago