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    Need a logo done for an app 6 days left
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    Hello, Need a logo done for an app. We would like to see po... Need a logo done for an app. We would like to see portfolios from designers who do witty,funny designs well, and specifically those who have done faces and humans in logos and illustrations. Please verify that you have read this by including the word after witty in your response. Thanks!

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    ...my business. I do have a ( religious sci/ fi & fantasy) short story which I' be presented to a notable award winning Hollywood Calif. Director,whom found my story charming ,witty and marvelously written and he said, certainly marketable for the big screen,...but he needs $12,000.00, and four months in which to turn a one half hour story into a two hour

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    ...looking for a blog about virtual reality - something along the lines of: "Why is VR so important and how will it change the way we work / live?" Not just looking for something boring - surprise me, engage me, amuse me! Ideally I'd like 800 - 1000 word-count, not plagiarized (I will check!). The style must be conversational - witty, even - but

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    Here is what I need: A high resolution caricature to be printed and put on two commercial moving trucks. The actual caricature itself will b...attached photo. Finally, I'd like to replace the anchor tattoos on Popeyes' arm with two very simple moving dolly tattoos. One on each arm. I'd like the facial expression to be witty, but professional enough.

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    I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love

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    I wrote a 300 page book about the in-s and outs of international hospitality, very witty, fun, informational, very similar to Anthony Bourdains "Kitchen Confidential" it's called "CLOWN WITHOUT A CIRCUS" I need a top cover that attracts buyers - the content is not about Clowns and Circuses but the title has reasons because it is my biography , basically

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    I need to create a LinkedIn profile and I need content for the same. The content should be 1) SEO Optimized 2) Be Unique, professional and witty To be Given: -A Concise, Impactful Profile Headline -A Well Written / Developed Summary -A Well Constructed List of Professional Experience -A Well Developed Skills & Endorsements -Recommendations from Customers

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    I need a 10 min witty speech written for two of my best friends Sarah and Will who are having a joint 40th tomorrow. i have a bunch of stories about them from friends

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    ...the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something

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    We need help writing a script for a promo video. 30-60 seconds. We are looking for something witty. An example of our type of humor -the dollar shave club commercials. It talks about the product the entire time using humor.

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    Hello, I am the CEO of a up and coming boutique custom computer systems company. We are looking for a logo that is both witty and clever but also simplistic and clean. More information will be provided if you choose to take this job. Thanks!

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    ...of the countries/regions stated above -Can communicate in English -Preferably millennial, or must be aware of the current trends with their country's youth -Can create funny/witty content to engage millennials in their country (check our sample posts attached) -Proficient with social media management (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc) -Regular user

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    I need quality article writers for my website. Niche: Sports Writer's tasks will be: : • Each article will take into account various sources of reviews • Each article should be unique. • Don't use jargon words, only talk the important things and try to make sentences as simple as you can, overall reader satisfaction matters! • You will take

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    A promotional video series with a spoof tonality, encapsulating all the benefits of the product (Pay with Indiamart) in a witty way. The video should have an influential “punchline” which can stick to the customer’s minds or go viral. The length of the video should be kept short, not more than 30 secs. The spoof idea can be carried out with a simple

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    I am looking for someone who can take my notes on a concept ...as I hope to find a writer who can fully express the goals in a concise and engaging manner. The blog will act as part of a conversion funnel built toward creating a customer base for a budding brand. Applicants should have samples of fun and witty writing, preferably targeted eCommerce.

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    ...writing style. The tone I want to be emanated through the content is one that is not bland or boring like many corporate brochures, but one that is more conversational, somewhat witty, and captivating. This is a RUSH PROJECT. It must be completed by today, and I would really appreciate your assistance. I also would like the hire to be able to do graphic

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    ...be able to relate to this character. Characteristics of Clueless Carl (relatable inquisitive geek) • Curious, inflexible, old-fashioned, stubborn, practical, indecisive, witty, unconcerned, relatable, Crypto Carl Crypto Carl knows the ins and outs of crypto and wants to teach it to whomever wants to learn. The audience should want to aspire

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    ...the opposite side of a table. The wall you are facing has a screen that displays of what the other person does on a typical Friday night. The videos are funny, silly, goofy, witty and cute. You walk around the table and realize the experience of surfing around the cafe is super entertaining. It’s like browsing through the best personal vines and Instagram

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    I need a Facebook Event Invite copy written for a Birthday Wine Tour. I want it to be as funny as possible. The event details are: Date: 11 August 2018 Time: 10.00 am - ?? Occasion: My 34th Birthday

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    Looking for knowledgeable and creative writers to produce content for a website focusing on all topics surrounding floats. 2) WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR: This is a long-term and on-going opportunity where we’re looking for writers who are able to produce anything from 20,000 to 30,000 words each per month (depending on your availability and our content

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    Looking for knowledgeable and creative writers to produce content for a website focusing on all topics surrounding personal care, health care, body care. 2) WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR: This is a long-term and on-going opportunity where we’re looking for writers who are able to produce anything from 20,000 to 30,000 words each per month (depending on your

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    ...non-plagiarized, Keyword targeted content 3. Past experience in ranking websites through content 4. No-excuses, error-proof writing. 5. Witty perspective to handle the website audience As a part of retainer: 1. 30 Blog articles focused on keywords that we give 2. Ad copies for Google adwords 3. Content for Email Marketing We are looking for a cost-efficient

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    I am launching a hockey shirt brand, selling tee shirts with witty hockey quotes on them. They will be marketed to hockey fans, especially hockey parents and their kids. I will provide the quotes and the designer will be responsible for designing them for the shirts. This is already a pretty competitive market, so I am looking for a talented designer

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    We are looking for a tasteful-witty & autonomous creative branding expert to come in and be an integral part of our startups branding and identity. We adore beautiful branding, and have standards that we constantly strive for, and in order for us to achieve these goals, we need a dedicated and creative brand development. An example of a task you'd

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    Seeking someone to create a detailed whitepaper. I will provide the topic (related to hiring and career industry) and I'll give several articles to res...to your own. I will even outline the areas I want to be included to make it simpler. It will need to be 10 - 15 pages including graphics. Will want it written in a simple, witty, and creative manner.

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    I need a person who can create 5 to 7 memes with my logo on a daily basis for various categories. guys with creative thinking and witty writing are welcome. Pls reply "project007" to filter bot replies.

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    ...for product categories inspired on sports-athletics-masculinity (such as Varsity, Touchdown, Academy, Drop-Kick, etc.). We need someone that will be able to do this in a fun, witty way. Giving the pieces life with a cool voice. To get an idea of our brand you can go to our official website at www.pumpunderwear.com. In the product descriptions on website

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    We are looking for a copywriter for social media content. We are a Pizza chain (think Dominos, but quality) that is looking to bring back our fun/witty/irreverent brand voice that pushes the envelope and targets adults 18 - 40. We would be looking for quick quips that take digs at our competition , while highlighting our product offerings, and also

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    ...understand western business mind and translate this into friendly but clear communication to our clients. Also, I need you to regularly post on our facebook pages and be witty and charming. If you fulfill these criteria and after some trial period this will hopefully be a good long lasting [login to view URL] someone for 2-4 hours a week ,with possible

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    Hi, Looking for a native English writer with a good sense of humour to write an ebook on "SEO" (i'll provide the sitemap). The ebook will be rou...(i'll provide the sitemap). The ebook will be roughly 200 pages and fun to read. The ebook will be on [login to view URL] ** To apply, all you need to do is write something funny or witty and make me laugh. **

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    I want to create a video on the famous Indian Premier League (Cricket League) which is humorous as well as puts forth a point. The them...system.' So it would have a humorous touch, and it would rate high on the virality factor due to the existing popularity around IPL. I want someone to write a script which is witty, humorous but also has structure.

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    ...writer to help bring our characters to life. You should be fluent in English and have experience writing for children in the age range. Kids are smart and appreciate clever, witty dialog that does not talk down to them. We will have ~15 different speech bubbles to write for two different characters. These will generally be short – maybe 15 words max

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    I am looking for a creative person to write an article with Witty Tone Voice about Music Industry (500 words length) based on the source I will provide.

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    I am looking for an AMERICAN writer to connect with a produce a few articles on various business news topics in a witty, provoking manner.

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    I would like to create a tee shirt line for dog lovers. What I would like is approximately 20 or more short witty statements(Text only) that dog lovers would enjoy that could be printed on a tee shirt. These statement may be printed alone or in combination with a picture of a dog. I am not interested in nothing suggestive, crude or rude. I desire clean

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    I am in need of pictures / logos for my car club. It is called The Mod Garage. I would love to see some car incorporated pictures and/or witty sayings. Turbos, Pistons, Tires, car outlines etc. Colors are open. Red/Black/Bue/Green/Pink/Oil Slick

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    ...and vetted taskers (cleaning, furniture assembly, handyman services). We are looking to create a newspaper ad that helps create awareness for the app. There should be a witty headline, you should use our look and feel and our logo and/or bee, it should feature enough about the company that they know what kind of company it is, what the key benefits

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    ...of your time and connects. The writer must have excellent English spelling and grammar and must have an interesting writing style that is not too descriptive or boring. Witty dialogue and some humor here and there are very much appreciated too. This won't be more than 60 hours of work for a strong writer, since the detailled outline already exists

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    artists who are funny , a little mad, have a good sense of humour , know about pop art , witty , people who can think out the box , are not Politically correct , have understandings of different cultures or even just their own . please apply for an exciting app project . Money will be discussed when applying so please dont take note of the bracket

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    artists who are funny , a little mad, have a good sense of humour , know about pop art , witty , people who can think out the box , are not Politically correct , have understandings of different cultures or even just their own . please apply for an exciting app project . Money will be discussed when applying so please dont take note of the bracket

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    We at Bark But...basis. You may visit our website [login to view URL] to learn a bit more about us. We love dogs and are looking for someone who is as crazy over them puppers, has a quirky/witty style of writing and who can help us with our blogs and other social media content for our face book and Instagram pages, keeping the Indian market in mind.

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    Newmatic is a Singapore company specializing i...products sell through our own showrooms, kitchen cabinet makers and directly into building projects. We seek a slogan for to link up with our trademark and logo. It should be witty and preferably relate to Kenyan market. More info here:- [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    Fast growing PR agency in Aus and Singapore- looking for a bright and bubble Instagram caption writer! Your goal will be to produce witty, relevant, and welcoming Instagram captions. All you need to do is view the pic, know the brand, and merge the two together in every caption. This is for the food industry, so your goal is to inspire feelings of homely

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    I need a animation / cartoon made . it will need to be entertaining and witty.... I have the audio already for the voices as well as the script. But basically the script is just 2 characters explaining to each other about checks and banks.

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    #test for the long term# A magazine piece with a witty sense of humor and informative little low information puzzled into a reflective piece. Write at least a 1000 pages of what a Gentleman in the modern world means to you. Posibble areas to touch ( origin of term past folklore how the term has evolved overtime; how the term has evolved around

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    I started an art and literary website a year ago, then I got a very demanding job and realised I nolonger had time for my website. I need a witty and interesting writer who can gather news on literature, arts and culture in Africa and globally and write at least 5 post a week for my website. My website is [login to view URL]

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    _______________ - I am looking for someone who can write in a CONVERSATIONAL, ENGAGING AND INTERESTING tone/manner. Someone who is a native English speaker. Someone who can be witty in their writing and even intertwine jokes in their writing where appropriate. Someone who knows how to change/vary sentence lengths/structure to achieve different effects.

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    ...to aerial video recording and ground. Artist development as well. What is Overall feel for the Logo? (Professional, Corporate, Fun, Modern, etc.) Professional, smart, and witty but mostly creative Any specific colors or fonts that you would like to be incorporated onto the artwork? Surprise me with expertise Any ideas that you like to use for the

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