English written short jokes jobs
Looking for a serious investor looking to become a founder for a concept close to the NervGear from SaO. No bs. No jokes. Can be pitched to Google within the year. VR related Budget to start $4000 Budget to pitch $10,000 - $20,000 Will be updating in the morning.
hi we need 500 Hindi content related to knowledge, viral story, history, entertainment , jokes and many more . all article minimum 350 words with reference images. used image link past in bottom in the image , creative and interesting article accpted , we provide keyword and reference link, create SEO friendly article with keyword density no copy and
...Android app. I would like it designed and built. Android jokes app with admin panel in 1day budget 1000inr only Required 1. 1slider in app( I will give you image for slider) 2. Ui 3. My social account link 4. Jokes copy, share option in social network , WhatsApp 5. Admin panel for posting jokes and manage category 6. Admob ads All need in 1 day App
I need you to write some content for a website. Jokes In hindi Santa banta
I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I...Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR
What are we looking for? Some original texts in English for our site [login to view URL] concerned with 4 of our published English localized games (now you can see there just two of them on site because it’s under construction): - Fill-The-Words: Word search [login to view URL] https://itunes
I am looking to make a fashion statement for men who attend horse race meetings and need zany images for men's ties. Could be horse racing jokes, could be illustration of horses racing, could be cartoons, anything that stands out and be and be a talking point. I have some copyright approvals but these are for me only to use. See samples to give you
Hello. My name is Reggie and I am a professional comedian. I have an on going series of jokes that need illustrating for a possible calendar.
...Health- Like some topics on diseases, Health issues, Homeremedies, world medial advances, etc. 3- LAdies- Articles like food, deserts, fashion, parenting, etc 4- Children- Some jokes, comics(picture story), educational story, puzzles, etc. 5- Youth- Some career based articles, educational, technical, sci-fi, experiment, medical, etc. 6- News- local news(Gwalior)
i needa developer actually in my opinion the video downloader type app that will download videos,jokes app, some kind of media players, route finders app like nearby hotels, parking places with maps like these apps can anyone create for me with admob integration banner and interstitial.
...4500px (Must be 4500 or very close) Height: Up to 5700px (It can be less) Background: Must be transparent Pixels/Inch: 300 Descriptions: 20 Country Flags 20 Jokes/Funny Quotations (We supply the jokes - You place a design and include the text) 10 Inspirational Quotations (The same as above) If you already have T Shirt designs that suit our needs and have
hii guys. i am making a jokes app and i need someone to format the jokes as strings in java. i need nearly 5000 jokes formatted in both hindi and english language.
...com/free-personality-test (You should definitely have that characteristic otherwise we won`t come along) introvert or extrovert, down to earth, logic, facts and rationality, executive, love jokes and teasing, available when needed Your interests and opportunities: (You should preferably have those interests, so you have fun researching, can learn a lot also for yourself
...definitely have that characteristic otherwise we won`t come along) “ISTJ” by Myers & Bricks: introvert or extrovert, down to earth, logic, facts and rationality, executive, love jokes and teasing, available when needed (look here: [login to view URL]) Your interests and opportunities: (You should preferably have those interests
i have 10k jokes and i want develop an andeoid app (offline) with admob add
...design i want Simple website development: as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet
I need 20 T-Shirt Designs in PSD and PNG format I need the subjects on a transparent canvas which will be 4500px wide and 5700px high. The desig...Designs in PSD and PNG format I need the subjects on a transparent canvas which will be 4500px wide and 5700px high. The designs will be a combination of flags, quotes and jokes which will be handed to you.
...Here is the requirement specification : No. of Images Needed - 100 per day (50 Hindi + 50 English) Image Resolution - 720p+ Image Size - 1:1, 4:3, 1:1.5 (aspect ratio) Image Categories : a. Good Morning Quotes & Festival Greetings b. Good Night Quotes c. Jokes/Trolls/Memes d. Entertainment (Dialogues, Lyrics, Movie Posters, Wallpapers, News, Funny
Our website is [login to view URL] The unsubscribe page is for email. Jokes : Love your jokes, no jokes It must have the following options: choose frequency of email: once a week, one a month, once a quarter let me know: switches, firewalls, routers, new products Humor is the best way to create an unsubscribe. Here is a best practice link (seems
...experienced by children and adults Physical bullying Physical bullying includes hitting, kicking, tripping, pinching and pushing or damaging property. Physical bullying causes both short term and long term damage. Verbal bullying Verbal bullying includes name calling, insults, teasing, intimidation, homophobic or racist remarks, or verbal abuse. While verbal
Hi Farzana A., this fixed project is for collecting 5 or more jokes in 65 categories. I have already closed the previous hourly project.
- make a website that looks like a high school student made it - include puns, dad jokes, etc. on different links (?)
Hii.. I m Piyush Rashinkar . lets get to the straight. I need an application which should be based on Android Studio and application should be related to Jokes application or anything if you can suggest me. and also need the source code of that application. so.. how much it will be cost for ?
I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. I want a andriod Earning App With Jokes.
I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. Simple app for jokes and fun
We need a talented graphics designers to become regulars supplier for T shirt/Mugs/phone cover designs...someone who is super quick and can make ideas like this into graphics in minutes and come up with many designs in a day. We look to have hundreds of designs based on quotations, jokes, nationalities and events. So let us see what you're made of :-)
You will be provided with a list of phrases related to jokes. Example, Jokes for girls, Jokes for kids, Christmas Jokes etc. You will then have to do a Google search and collect 5 jokes for each given phrase. The collected jokes along with the URL from which it was collected, needs to be copy pasted into an Excel sheet. For starters you will be given
Looking to create a news bot aggregator that follows the format of the attached video- If you have not watched the video, please do not apply. See below for similar...you the type of stories you’re interested in. Meet Johnny here. He can keep you updated on events, topics, riding conditions – you name it. Plus he’s pretty good a telling jokes."
Want 10 animation comedy videos for youtube like make jokes of. ONLY BID IF YOU'RE IN INDIA or KNOW HOW TO SPEAK HINDI.
I need an experienced Artist prefer from south east asian or south america to create a 200 page comic book featuring 18+ scenarios and jokes.
Per our discussion you will be managing my website [login to view URL] social media. which includes facebook, instagra...Timing will be according to whenever the traffic is high. hashtags should be relevant and drive the engagement and likes and traffic to websites. you will also post memes, jokes, puzzles to keep engagement. drive to more than 100 users
Per our discussion you will be managing my website [login to view URL] social media. which includes faceboo...Timing will be according to whenever the traffic is high. hashtags should be relevant and drive the engagement and likes and traffic to websites. you will also post memes, jokes, puzzles to keep engagement. drive to more than 100 users every day.
c...Create content quotes edit picture and upload. I will increase followers per week 100+ in your pinterest. minimum of 20 postings daily ALONG WITH RELEVANT HASH TAGS, MEMES< JOKES, PUZZLES. Make sure there is more than 100+ fan following on a daily basis. NO FAKE VISITORS AND TRAFFIC TO SITE AND BOUNCE RATE TO BE LOW and SESSION TIME TO BE HIGH
...just need it to be built. I want A Best Joke Application Both Online and Offline In Offline it shows with jokes only by text but by online a new options will be available to view jokes image and download or like other in which user see jokes image and download it. I have a Linux database where we put the all data. and I need it very fast to be done
Need somebody who’s good at comedy. Adding five jokes to a small writing project.
I am looking for a FRONT and BACK cover for my new book. The title is: Dad Jokes - Father's Day Edition It will be 6x9, large easy to read title, eye-catching colors and since this is geared towards men please do not add girly [login to view URL] is a joke book so please keep that in mind. We still want the cover to be kid friendly, so nothing vulgar or obscene
i need a basic app with jokes which can be uploded on play store and which consists of my admob ad units
Looking for someone who is strong in social media marketing. should be able to create good content, attractive images, drive traffic and followers, post nice memes and jokes and quotes. should be creative and not just post the content
i'm looking for ebook writer to write a dad jokes ebook around 10k words with attached simple illustration inside. Full payment upon completion 10 days upon project acceptance Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content To apply, please send me your past work sample of joke book/simple draft so i
...speech and short introductions to our guest speakers. This speech should be both entertaining and insightful. Our ideal candidate for this contract: - Has perfect command of English (native speakers only) - Knows how speech writing is different from article writing - Has written speeches before - Knows how to spice up the speech with jokes to make
...Health- Like some topics on diseases, Health issues, Homeremedies, world medial advances, etc. 3- LAdies- Articles like food, deserts, fashion, parenting, etc 4- Children- Some jokes, comics(picture story), educational story, puzzles, etc. 5- Youth- Some career based articles, educational, technical, sci-fi, experiment, medical, etc. 6- News- local news(Gwalior)
I wrote a book called Synergistic Golf....Getting Your Body, Mind, And Spirit Together For A Better Game. It is comprised of daily exercises, jokes, thoughts, tips, and definitions. I would like to put the entire book into a daily golf message sent to purchasers. Would like applicable for Iphone and Android. The book is done and published, everything
I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. Thunkable project shayari jokes and status high quality app source code for thunkable
_______________ - I am looking for someone who can write in a CONVERSATIONAL, ENGAGING AND INTERESTING tone/manner. Someone who is a native English speaker. Someone who can be witty in their writing and even intertwine jokes in their writing where appropriate. Someone who knows how to change/vary sentence lengths/structure to achieve different effects.
...and I want a cover that sticks out. A couple are trying to survive the zombie apocalypse as the wife is about to give birth and the husband takes every opportunity to make jokes and references to pop culture. The cover will showcase the couple fighting a zombie horde on the wrong side of a wall of a safe zone. Please refer to the uploaded document
I need a new website. I need you to design and build my blog. I need a new website for daily posting of shayari, images, jokes. I have some requirement 1) Theme will be Responsive, dynamic, Seo Optimising, Adsense Friendly. 2) Fixed Menu in Desktop and mobile. 3) email subscription wedgit in footer - auto email of new post to subscriber with smtp
I need someone who can add jokes to my animation screenplay.
I need a design creat...created. I’m a African American man. We couldn’t afford to be members of clubs or organizatins so to is the barbershop is a place where we migrate on a saturday. Talk make jokes and enjoy ourselves. I want a image of individual hanging out in the barbershop. I want it to comical. I have some images to draw inspration from.
...anything from $5 for something simple like telling funny jokes, to $50 for something HD and well produced If you make up something, we will own the IP - if you will read a story from the internet, it has to be open source Pitch us something in the cover letter and we will pay you for it English and Arabic language stories are accepted - it can be slang