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    JS printer example 6 days left
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    I heed working java script printer example. to local printer or IP printer. The program shall print DIRECT to printer -> NO PRINTER DIALOG !!!!! The printer name shall i have in the program saved. and one more time I DONT WANT TO SEE PRINTER DIALOG

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    I want to save some time and need a some single page for an existent ionic3 project. I will procure a base template with the needed providers such as translator service, Camera service and so one... Make a nice and quick view page for a security check. People must provide name and birthday and upload an ID. (both sides) After this, they must provide a picture of them self with a piece of paper wit...

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    I have some file in sql format, but I can't open it, I can't attach them because they're too big. The solution must provide a methodology to open every similar file that I will receive in the future.

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    I need a proposal made like the example proposal attached( Proposal PDF) . It Needs to be re- written in original content. This is because this document belongs to my competitors. So I cant just copy it. I have also attached another ( SEO PROPOSAL ) file ( I would like pages 6 and 7 ) included in the re- worded document you are making. I need

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    Our glasses photos: [login to view URL] we have to divide them into several pictures, links, right, front view, shadow etc. the folder eyewear is an example, we need from our pictures. In total there are 75 images. the images must be used by the website, for each pair of glasses a separate folder. [login to view URL]

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    Comedy writer 4 days left
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    Do you like to write dark, burlesque and absurd humor? Are you good at seeing humor where other peop...humor? Are you good at seeing humor where other people see tragedy? Then this project may be for you. We're looking for 3-4 writers that can write out funny situations and dialogues. We need the jokes to be as universal as possible. Payment per page.

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    Draw 3 x funny cartoon characters - 3 funny cats. The funniest artist will join our team. Your job will be to provide hilarious facial expressions so make sure you can show you can make adults laugh. Of course, make sure it's cute. B&W or colour is fine. Body or no body is fine. We're looking for the best facial expressions only.

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    Comedy Writer 3 days left
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    funny Comedy for a speech jokes f

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    comedy writing - sketches and jokes for videos

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    Create a single standalone html page, refer to the marked up attachment.

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    Hi and thank you for considering our project. We are looking for functions like this site but better if possible: [login to view URL] This would include full reputation management for reviews and feedback like what is demonstrated on this site in the reviews section: [login to view URL] We do not want wordpress for this reputation site. Thank you for your best bid.

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    Hi Make me a same online php site wich uses an api to show up content in a new window when user clicks on thumbnails. It must list ...category 1 - sub-page-2=shows category 2 - sub-page-3=shows category 3 - sub-page-4=shows category 4 Php code must contain options for : - numbers of thumbnails to be shown Example will be shown in a private message.

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    hello I need a 5 minute hindi original funny video , vines group story any type of video (Removed by Freelancer.com Admin)

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    I have a device that send data to my server via HTTP POST REQUEST each 10 seconds (i can't change or control the way it send data) so i created a php script ([login to view URL]) which see the data and write them into a file ([login to view URL]) but problem is coz in the body of HTTP REQUEST i see strange characters.(check [login to view URL]) - I contacted the company that created device...

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    I need some graphic design. I want a graphic design made for a website just as a template for ideas. I would like someone to send me a website home page mock up with logo. And show the final design on a smart phone screen size and also computer. Thanks Tommy

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    ...different angles (in ply format). As a result of the program, a PLY file must be obtained with a completely reconstructed object. The testing of the program is carried out on the example of the Stendford's rabbit files: [login to view URL] The program can be written in any language, including MatLab. As the basis, the ICL

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    ...expert. The task: fill attached picture with life and apply it to the banking sector (e.g. what happens at the mapping stage, what at the reducer stage). Very specific. One example related to banking only. No theory - practical. Including the code. All in all 2 pages max. This is for a tutorial, not a commercial project. Must be unique....

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    I need a logo designed. Smart Ass Toys is company name. Use a donkey in it. The city and state that needs to be on it is Glen Rose, TX

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    ...copywriting. I dont really know which route to go so I need you to give me a clear brief on how you would accomplish my goal. I have $518 CAD to work with which is about $7USD.... Jokes ($400 USD) I have google analytics and ive had a fb pixel for along time. I know her business is obscure and some of you may even disagree with what she does, but i assure

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    I'm planning to build an affiliate based marketplace with MLM capabilities. Developments might be separated into few phase (kindly advise the best way to do this). Features needed for 1.0: - Seller can login and upload products, price, weight, image, etc. And also revenue share percentage to site owner - Buyer/Seller (user) login has reporting dashboard - Buyer can come, login and make purch...

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    hi, we are looking for awesome web designer who can write responsive html . we have around 8 pages to be designed . we will give u example of how it needs to be done . thank you

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    ...I can have it reprinted. The old one suffered severe water and UV damage and was almost unusable. I have supplied a rough tracing I managed to take from it and supplied an example photo of a the only machine I've seen with redone with this particular background. Attached is a document describing the dimensions that I need, as well as the photos that

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    H...written a rather in depth list of requirements for it in the way of how it is intended to be percieved but will spare you the time reading it until ive roped you in a bit more. Jokes aside, is this something you are experienced in and could see yourself completing. Id love to see some of your completed work if at all possible. Thanks James

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    H...written a rather in depth list of requirements for it in the way of how it is intended to be percieved but will spare you the time reading it until ive roped you in a bit more. Jokes aside, is this something you are experienced in and could see yourself completing. Id love to see some of your completed work if at all possible. Thanks James

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    Hey Karu...a rather in depth list of requirements for it in the way of how it is intended to be perceived but will spare you the time reading it until i've roped you in a bit more. Jokes aside, is this something you are experienced in and could see yourself completing. Id love to see some of your completed work if at all possible. Thanks James

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    Hi I need some efficient and experienced video script writer for comedy videos. it should be funny and appealing and should be written in hindi pronunciation but English words. it is a long term project

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    i want web as like [login to view URL] this

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    ...provide high quality work. **** Send a link to your best work proving you can draw funny facial expressions on characters. You must show at least 3 pieces of work. I cannot respond if you don't send a link. This job is to join the social media team drawing funny facial expressions for animal characters designed by the team. If you want to win this

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    I need you to setup a bootstrap wordpress saas looking site to look like this site [login to view URL]

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    i need a YouTube chanel funny scripts writer long term . writer have good skills in funny ,vines,life short story writer

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    Original Drawn pictures for children’s book. Must be able to finish project in 2 weeks or less. Please be funny and have a great imagination!

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    ...will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the people represented in the cartoons. An example of a cartoon that achieves this with a famous person can be found here in this child-friendly illustration:

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    Create same wordpress website as example, will send example website link in direct message

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    Create a very basic WPF project showing a list, edit, add, delete item to/from the list. SQL server as database. Show connection string setting and MVVM design pattern example.

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    Looking for the best Android Studio GDPR Example code for an appointment scheduler.

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    i need a YouTube short funny story [login to view URL] is long term relationship with the right candidate. apply with previous record

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    ...[login to view URL] is not a website that sells donuts. It is a totally unique that is designed for people that love to eat and enjoy donuts. A website that is a fun website, with jokes, poems, cartoons, donuts related products, etc. A newsletter and blog where people can share their donut fun experiences. The website want people to join the Donut Fan Club

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    Background removal 157 images leaving them bottomless as the example attached to the dolphin. There is no need to change the color. Adjust to the relief of the images, not cut in a straight line. Sample of some of the images is sent. It is necessary to do a test previously. Deliver in PSD format. PRICE € 32. Estimated time 3 days. The images are delivered

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    We are...and who can setup a demo C-Code project with the s132 softdevice and get it working on Android 7.0, 7.1.1 and 8.0 as well as on iPhones. We are looking for just very basic example code that runs in the nRF52. Here is a link to the DEV Kit: [login to view URL]

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    I need you to develop some softwar...german stock data (BMW, Bayer, Lufthansa and DAX) as csv for example from quandl 2. use the quantopian fetcher to upload and analyse the csv files: [login to view URL] 3. benmark the BMW data against the DAX in quantopian. 4. write a short documentation of example and the steps

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    Example of Ldap(s) over ssl is needed in Node js. 3 Milestones 1) Ldaps server nodejs 2) Ldaps client nodejs 3) Docs

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    I would like a illustrator or designer to design for me a deck of playing cards. 4 aces, 2 jokes, 2 tuck box designs, back of card design and 1 info card design will need to be originals...drawing on a particular theme. And I will need someone to adapt a front of card design for the rest of the deck. I already have a complete card face design. But

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    its a example propject javascript html

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    hello to thee writer-people ! we are a small design studio from germany and we are currently starting to get into gamedesign. our first project is an adventure game. so far so good , we are going to adept the "a guy from todays time lands on king arthurs court" thing. it has been done many times : a yankee from connecticut at king arthur's court (mark twain) army of darkness (the...

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    I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed for Windows using C or C++. Write me a .exe program - I already have an example from github u need to take this project and adapt it and make better and complete for me -

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    ...quite funny and also factual. It needs to act as a manual for our subscribers. As a lot of the information is already online on other websites and we can share this with freelancer. We will also give the freelancer a few websites they can take inspiration on and also simply just rewrite from so the task should be quite easy. An example of the

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    The goal of the project is to get an example with metric datas which is based on the article : " Performance guarantee for hierarchical clustering " authors : Dasgupta and Long, you can also find this article on line : [login to view URL]~dasgupta/papers/[login to view URL] Deadline is 7th september 2018 This jobs suits to Dataminers, Data scientist

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    We will provide the python library required to engineer features. We have a dataset that will be sent less than 800 row and less than 10 features. Please ping us and we can send you the dataset and the library we would like you to use to build the features.

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    ...([login to view URL]). We'll distribute this flier at an upcoming event for families. Side 1 will have information about our school. Side 2 will have a cross-word puzzle, karate jokes, karate terminology and karate wisdom. We will provide the text, crossword, puzzle and logos. The designer will be responsible for creating a beautiful design with bright colors

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