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    build an example in VBA to access google spreadsheets. We need to export and import data to and from google spreadheets. Example data is in an Excel sheet and that is the way it will be presented.

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    Build me a 3D app. Example interior design app. Will provide partly design. (Android, IOS, Web, Backend)

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    Funny Storyboard From Audio 6 days left
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    ...WL Storyboard should include some in-studio gestures and then the gang singing. This is the original song: [login to view URL] Looking for quick funny gestures. Small budget and quick turnaround. No placeholder bids. Looking to award today. Thank you!...

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    I need XC16 compilable C code that erases & then writes to flash/program memory on a PIC24FJ256GA702. I've done it many times myself on other PIC24 parts, but for reason I can't get it going on the PIC24FJ256GA702. Looking just simple project that erases a page & programs this page with some data. I expect the configuration bit settings to be part of the source code as well.

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    We would like this layout (exact) placed into Wordpress. Which shows all the demos. Example page: [login to view URL]

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    We're looking for someone to create a brochure / presentation in a InDesign template we bought. We would do it ourselves, but we don't have the time. The structure & text can be delivered. The language is in Dutch; but that shouldn't be a big issue. We would like to finish this off tomorrow.

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    ...Description: We are currently using the simple_observer example project provided by TI and are able to run and scan up to 8 devices. We are able to print out the MAC addresses of all these devices as well as the address type and event type. Tasks: 1. We want you to configure the above example project to scan for any devices nearby that are broadcasting

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    I would like to create a funny email to the customer who bought my product on Amazon. Email should be in the form of a funny story. The email should ask to give a good review and 5 stars.

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    I have a HTML and PHP page that I need to add a Google Recaptcha element to the form. I will need for the developer to leave detailed comments on where to add my Site Key and Secret Key. Attached is the current HTML/PHP code for the page.

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    CI implement example code 4 days left
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    Implement codeigniter existing code code working fine for my cat level $2 / hour = hourly rate Lets start with this easy task using prefab CI code and keep working in other related task

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    Make these people look older and put them in nightgowns and robes. Funny picture. Make me laugh

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    I have a photo of myself and family. I want someone to put us in hairnets and gowns like we're old.

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    Fashion Example 3 days left

    I need some graphic design. I need to do a shoe fashion presentation.

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    Need calculus (volume, surface area) example problems to be made similar, with solution steps, to a series of problems I give you. I will give you more details, it shouldn't be very difficult or time consuming. This project has a strict timeline so you must be able to work on it immediately.

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    build a android Reward app like Databuddy or databack a...Earn 4 . Quiz 5. custom task 6. spin and earn 7. admob ads 8. admin panel to manage all featurs 9. user can withdraw points ( withdraw method set by admin panel) 10. read jokes and earn and following itegration ADXMI Super Sonic Adscend Media Super Rewards NativeX OfferToro White Mobi

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    Work involves posting unique jokes in various languages. The jokes need to be unique and not copied from anywhere else. Everyday 10 jokes for a month. More details will be sent on project start.

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    In need of a good funny memes for basketball

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    funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes

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    ...page - Oauth function is already developed in example, add it at vue.js template pages. 3) Device page - Input Device Serial number, add device on dashboard with On/Off switch. - Only one type(Lights) required. - If the user changes a device state, call RESTful API that is already developed in example. reset-devices, add-device, remove-device

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    Hello there ! I need C# Asynchronous Client Socket Example codes, dynamic buffer calculation . 1st 4 bytes receiving size of pack always. Need calculate before size of pack then read packets on socket connection. My budget is 10$ , I hope someone can help me with this budget . There is an example codes on MSDN Network, i will send links . Thank

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    Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!

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    Hello there ! I need C# experienced coder . I have sample source codes and many example on MSDN too. I have a sample source codes but there is a rule for communication on network. First 4 byte coming size of pack, then you should read this size and maybe you will get less then size or more than size in the coming pack. You should them copy

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    I'd like a funny and dynamic video that show a carousel of dishes and activity in the kitchen of this restaurant. i'll give you pics, video and music. need within 1 day. budget is 8-9 euro. please write in your brief ''hello mayaa''.

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    Trophy icon Draw a funny mascot 11 days left

    CREATE ASTRODOG The goal of this challenge is to represent the accessories being sold on a small website as ones that will stay with them for life. They are not disposable, but will be treasured and faithful - like beloved dog who is a friend. We need: A picture of Astrodog with his owner. His owner is using a Telescope (Suggest a refractor or a reflector - must be recognisable). Perha...

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    ...HVAC Spa & Salon Luxury Jewelry Antique jewelry & restoration Watches (both Men & Women) Child care (Day Care) Inspirational & motivational quotes Funny RSS Feeds 1. youtube videos & channels 2. pinterest jokes 3. joke of the day We know that this is not a difficult job. we figure someone who is doing social media regularly has knowledge of such rss feed

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    ...easily and want heaps of work throughout the year then you are perfect! I need people with a sense of humour ideally, as I want my brand presence to be: funny/in touch/hardcore (with an emphasis on funny). I'm in the process of finding a social media manager - all you would have to do is come up with the ads and pass the material to the manager (and

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    ...implement. He may get inspiration from others but not copy 1 to 1! I need about 3-4 unique designs. There are four categories of designs that am looking for: [login to view URL] 2.Funny/ inside jokes [login to view URL] driven designs, typically doing something [login to view URL] designs that just look “cool” to non-fans, but a true fan will recognize it Th...

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    Need to create a first screen for our new website like in the example below. It should be created like <canvas> [login to view URL] We need our logo appear like this from dots. What the price and time for this work? Please give examples what you have done like that. Thanks

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    ...[login to view URL] there are other things i want to add in later but im just using this one as an example because it is simple and neat. there will also need to be an employee side of the app, if logged in using an employee email address and of course 1 administrator account that

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    I need an example Android App developed using Delphi 10.3, that reads an NFC tag. So just a single form, no styling necessary, that responds with the details of the tag when the device is passed close it.

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    Sample Sites: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] i want a similar website for my lab. super simple. just informational. same amount of pages, same functions. WordPress based. we will use a template, [login to view URL] or this. [login to view URL] i have some content. will need you to come up with some other...

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    ...[login to view URL] You will need to sign up for a free Azure account for this project. I want an MVC app example that can use the Microsoft Cognitive Service API to do the following: -Create a new Custom Vision project -Create a tag and get the tag id back -upload an image with tags -tell

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    I need help putting our faces on some funny images for our Holiday card this year. I really want it to look realistic and professional. Please only respond if you have experience in this. Thank you!

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    Hello, we have 7 cinema movies á 1 - 1.5 min and we need to replace the heads with the heads from our team to make a funny video for our company christmas party. We need the final video files latest on 29.11.2018 20 pm - Picture Name is the name of the video: 1.Thor-Dimitrios Pashalidis-Szene (2)-stripe: Replace Thor head with Dimitrios head,

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    I can't find how to use [login to view URL] to connect to Azure SignalR from a desktop app. I can do it with Micro...full procedure from HubConnection creation to it Start which can connect successfully. Using [login to view URL] is not a necessary condition. If other libraries, then example should include also how to subscribe to the event.

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    I want a homepage like this: [login to view URL] But modified using something like this: [login to view URL] Basically, instead of displaying the post name over the image, or under the image, I want the text to be displayed *behind* the image where it is only shown when you mouse over the image. I referenced the flipcard link as a "live demo" of exactly the sort of cardflip I'm loo...

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    ...into the family Christmas card. I supplied a few photos of my two boys, cut and pasted them onto a great picture of the Santa sitting in this big fancy chair. They also put funny frowns on their faces. I supplied examples of the last few years to get an idea of what the result I am looking for is. This year I want to have something unique again. I

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    Hello freelancers, Today we need a funny logo, We want a big whale, smiling and smoking a cigar, wearing the uncle sam hat and holding a glass of mojito. The name of the bar should be written around : LE CAFÉ FUMANT Regards, ADN Trading

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    I am doing a presentation in 12 hours about the funny stories of my life. the story is me going from an Indian guy with a typical IT job to a traveller and then opening a backpackers hostel.I have the stories, i need to brainstorm with someone how they should be told and presented I will need someone with creative humor writing help and good ppt skills

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    Hi there ! I'm building a website and I've seen a very nice & fancy dashboard template called Metronic. I've purchased it but it is way too complex & comprehensive. I would like someone to help me build a similar-looking template but much simpler (HTML & CSS) so I can then plug my data onto it (through Django). You'll find attached a screenshot of the page I w...

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    [login to view URL] is a platform for creative people to post jokes/memes and earn money depending on number of views. We would like to run a contest for best MEME of the week and we are looking for a Digital Marketing professional to promote this contest among MEME creators on Twitter and Facebook. The campaign should bring at least 50 participants

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    funny and jokes and memes and comics

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    Hi, my name is Vijay and I'm looking for funny animation video series with a minimum of 30 videos.

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    ...press copy - paste. My site had no backup and we had a problem with the server. We lost all data. The site is with jokes - language romanain - it doesn't matter for you because all you need to do is copy and paste into wordpress. Jokes must be copied from here: [login to view URL]://[login to view URL] to my wordpress site:

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    I've been tasked to deliver a 1 hour presentation of fitness and fitness lifestyle (benefits, type...activities that can lead to a healthier lifestyle anyway, the presentago in should last one hour, preferably with a video or two to help demonstrate and the benefits (with some jokes) etc I need someone to create and source content so I can deliver

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    AC Integrated is inviting an experienced C++ programmer to provide working examples of code to be deployed to test hardware device timing and longevity. The code must be compatible with MBED OS to allow for manipulation to suit different applications. • Platform o C++ to be compiled with MBED OS compiler • MCU o STM32F401RET6 • Network Module o Wiznet W5500 • Payload o Gene...

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    ...be in English. Content must be LEGAL to use - others' Facebook public content, public websites like news or Youtube, Open Source images, Shutterstock photos (we have licence, non-editorial), photos from hotels. Your own sources like photos and videos are welcome. Content must be healthy, okay for kids. No violence or cheesy jokes. Good

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