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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built.

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    I have websites and all of them are for repair. I want to put all domains context in one domain only by using wordpress. All functionality will be preserve (like post request form, offer request form....and so on). Web sites texts are in Danish. I need SOI also. Below are mine websites: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    There is a very website called SLIDE.LY. Looking for someone who has an account and can make funny around 10 second videos. See example - [login to view URL] Will want 5 different videos made. If you can make similar to my examples, then I can hire you. Only takes a few minutes to make each video - very

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    ...WAR type client project to consume a RESTful server from the following example: [login to view URL] The RESTful backend webserivce project is already Mavenized, and it s already written as an example as shown in the above link. Requirement: Server backend: 1. change the

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    Can some one write me C# project for a WCF Service implementing like three different functions: 1) one function that runs async fires at random an event (trigger) 2) one function that listens for actions (input object) and send back a result (another object) to the client 3) one function that runs async and fires random an action, returning an object to subscribers Then in a separate project a cl...

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    Hello! You need to create an animation as in the video example. I want to know how much this work will cost, and how long will it take to accomplish it. [login to view URL] After your work, I will ask to take the source file that you worked on.

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    Hello, I have found a piece of R code online at [login to view URL] I would like an experienced R and C++ freelancer to put this into one file and assemble it so that it can run on a sample csv dataset in R studio. I will provide the csv dataset. Need it done urgently and as most of rhe code exists, its just an assembly task.

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    ...WAR type client project to consume a RESTful server from the following example: [login to view URL] The RESTful backend webserivce project is already Mavenized, and it s already written as an example as shown in the download link above. Requirement: Server backend: 1.

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    I have a list of 513 Italian verbs. I would like to have 3 simple colloquial unique sentences in Italian written for each verb along with their english translation. The verb tense and pronoun should vary as much as possible. Experienced Italian writer or Italian language educator preferred. Budget $150

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    Hello, See the two birthday invites attached. I need both of these recreated and duplicates as is in 4x6 and provided as PDF and JPG high resolution. Need this done in a few hours- For the images used in the cards, I will email you the high res images for that part-

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    Only sample test excel file this is simple file. i'm excel master

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    I need a comedy writer to come up with funny t-shirt ideas

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    I require a Java GUI Swing program (using Java 8) example that shows me how to create a dynamic data collection form. The program should use Java 8 and Swing. The Java GUI elements that should be included should be: JLabel JTextField JCheckBox JComboBox The data collection form should be defined using XML. Maybe something like this: <form> <

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    This is a small project worked on HTML 5. It shows ph scale in different colors. Hope you need and like it.

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    I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love

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    I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...

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    I would like a custom song played and recorded for my wife.

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    ...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder

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    ...WAR type client project to consume a RESTful server from the following example: [login to view URL] The RESTful backend webserivce project is already Mavenized, and it s already written as an example. Requirement: Server backend: 1. change the given project generation

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    I want the selfupdate example code. Insert the url of the new file and update it. do not need to check the version. just have to update self well. Please refer to the code below [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    Make a replica of this website but with a few tweaks.. color scheme.. change up stock photos.. remove some graphics.. [login to view URL]

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    ...build a responsive and stable form i have seen on an example page. There will just be some small function changements from the original form i will show you. You need to edit the design so it fits to my design idea i have in a jpg file to show it to you. Step 1: Make form and adapt design like on example image i send you Step 2: Make some small changements

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    Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published

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    i need someone who can write an awesome funny urdu or hindi script for me I wants script for youtube vines creation Script should be clear and funny and without abusive words

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    I have started a small project on node.js with MongoDB and have implemented some routes and controllers, but i am having problems with one controller that is used to do a search on attributes. The Controllers to be implemneted is a GET and can contain or not a query localhost:3000/documents? My documets contains 3 attributes (2 arrays of string and string), and i need to check if th...

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    I need DVB-DSNG signal example. If you have DVB Modulator with DVB-DSNG mode support (EN 301 210 standard) and you can capture RF signal with high-speed digitizer (or SDR/USRP device), I'm ready to buy it. I need 1e7..1e8 samples record for each modulation type. In total 5 records for (1) 8PSK 2/3 (2) 8PSK 5/6 (3) 8PSK 8/9 (4) 16QAM 3/4 (5) 16QAM 7/8

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    I have LinkedIn Login feature setup on an assessment tool I am launching...to capture surveyor's profile information (First Name, Last Name, Email and Current Employer). The login feature should work exactly like in the site below (sign up via LinkedIn to understand how I need my site to work) [login to view URL] Must get LinkedIn login component to pull surveyor's current employer(s),...

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    Example [login to view URL] Do give final pricing and timing to deliver Language preferred Mean Stack or Golang in language select mongo express angular node golang Bid only you can do above skillset

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    Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts

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    Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$

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    Thank you to everybody who participated!

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    We need banners designed for clients for Google Re-Marketing. Attached is examples of what we need. We will provide logo, client colours and the websites and things :) We have a PSD available and ready to edit - and export all at once. You can use similar designs to the above.

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    Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're

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    1 example picture for an adult book.

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    I need a video similar to this but way shorter timeframe- 60 seconds. Please let me know cost. [login to view URL]

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    ...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying

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    Need a funny and humorous scriptwriter who is ready to do a demo based on comedy, I will share you a link as a sample.

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    I have a shop script, I need the design changed to like a competitors shop. Budget is 35 dollars its very simple task as is has folder with template used for site not mixed with PHP.

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    Build a website that will be basic .html - no dymanic, no mysql. - No graphics to be created. - just build the site using the given building blocks and PDF wireframe as guidance. - Basic "contact us" form is the only php form on the website.

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    I'm looking for a code that runs a php or other code in a different time of views, example i have this code <?php echo "Hello world!"; ?> now all i need to do is how to make this code open only to 100 or 200 first unique users ? and others just make them see blank page after 200 first unique page opens.. I mean to be more specific run that page 200

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    Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring

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    ...Home page with same content and images of an existing live website. The new site has to look exactly the same as this example (we have permission to copy the design as we work also with that company): [login to view URL] The example/reference website is made with a template that's not available on the market. We would like to use Impreza theme but

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    I need help with a simple script. Need advice and a working example of how to run a Procedure with Commit and returning a dummy result back from it. I have a example that you can reference but it is not working perfectly yet. i am not able to retrieve the result from the refcursor after i add the commit. e.g. script CREATE OR REPLACE PROCEDURE oureadata

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    Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the

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    Website Development - Realtor Website from Example Site. Please read and see information on attached word document.

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    This is simple, but needs to be clean and creative. Example: [login to view URL] in the fashion of this video, I need to convey "If you're ready to attract the kind of business you know you could have just enter your name and email in the form below to get started!" This is for a drone cinematography company. We need this developed well

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    ...experience with designing web pages with WordPress and basic HTML. On completion, I basically want things in place so that I could create the same set up as the example 2 pages in the example but with my own text and images (Landing page and sales page). I will obviously write the sales copy. I just need you to send me the 2 pages in HTML with instructions

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    ...following characteristics. -Initiative -Business minded and thinks like a partner -Responsible -Creative -Social media expert (Facebook, Instagram, Youtube) -Excellent english -Possibility to grow into monthly salary depending on success-rate -If you are a new Virtual Assistant then you have a chance too. I'm looking for a Virtual Assistant with

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