...Android app. I would like it designed and built. Android jokes app with admin panel in 1day budget 1000inr only Required 1. 1slider in app( I will give you image for slider) 2. Ui 3. My social account link 4. Jokes copy, share option in social network , WhatsApp 5. Admin panel for posting jokes and manage category 6. Admob ads All need in 1 day App
I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I...Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR
What are we looking for? Some original texts in English for our site [login to view URL] concerned with 4 of our published English localized games (now you can see there just two of them on site because it’s under construction): - Fill-The-Words: Word search [login to view URL] https://itunes
I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...
I need 50 different funny pictures of a unicorn with different movements, gestics and assesoires. The pictures have to be provided in a .png format. And the unicorn need o be released on a transparent background.
...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
I am looking to make a fashion statement for men who attend horse race meetings and need zany images for men's ties. Could be horse racing jokes, could be illustration of horses racing, could be cartoons, anything that stands out and be and be a talking point. I have some copyright approvals but these are for me only to use. See samples to give you
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying
...Health- Like some topics on diseases, Health issues, Homeremedies, world medial advances, etc. 3- LAdies- Articles like food, deserts, fashion, parenting, etc 4- Children- Some jokes, comics(picture story), educational story, puzzles, etc. 5- Youth- Some career based articles, educational, technical, sci-fi, experiment, medical, etc. 6- News- local news(Gwalior)
Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the
i needa developer actually in my opinion the video downloader type app that will download videos,jokes app, some kind of media players, route finders app like nearby hotels, parking places with maps like these apps can anyone create for me with admob integration banner and interstitial.
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something
...4500px (Must be 4500 or very close) Height: Up to 5700px (It can be less) Background: Must be transparent Pixels/Inch: 300 Descriptions: 20 Country Flags 20 Jokes/Funny Quotations (We supply the jokes - You place a design and include the text) 10 Inspirational Quotations (The same as above) If you already have T Shirt designs that suit our needs and have
...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone
...drawing/illustration of a boy with wather poring out his ears. (should be funny expression or etc.) And then text: Der tales uden indhold, blot for at snakke udenom, for at krybe uden om en undskyldning, for at sløre manglende viden eller for at vinde tid' It is a funny danish expression so the expressions etc should be like that....
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
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...com/free-personality-test (You should definitely have that characteristic otherwise we won`t come along) introvert or extrovert, down to earth, logic, facts and rationality, executive, love jokes and teasing, available when needed Your interests and opportunities: (You should preferably have those interests, so you have fun researching, can learn a lot also for yourself
...definitely have that characteristic otherwise we won`t come along) “ISTJ” by Myers & Bricks: introvert or extrovert, down to earth, logic, facts and rationality, executive, love jokes and teasing, available when needed (look here: [login to view URL]) Your interests and opportunities: (You should preferably have those interests
I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!
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Hi there Are you funny, know your way around Design Sprints and love writing? Then we might just strike up a bond for life, or.. the foreseeable future. For now, you'd write an article about 'Why a 5-Day Design Sprint can replace months of work'. Requirements: - Informative, yet have an amusing style of writing. (see bottom snippets for inspiration)
...design i want Simple website development: as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet
I need 20 T-Shirt Designs in PSD and PNG format I need the subjects on a transparent canvas which will be 4500px wide and 5700px high. The desig...Designs in PSD and PNG format I need the subjects on a transparent canvas which will be 4500px wide and 5700px high. The designs will be a combination of flags, quotes and jokes which will be handed to you.
...of Images Needed - 100 per day (50 Hindi + 50 English) Image Resolution - 720p+ Image Size - 1:1, 4:3, 1:1.5 (aspect ratio) Image Categories : a. Good Morning Quotes & Festival Greetings b. Good Night Quotes c. Jokes/Trolls/Memes d. Entertainment (Dialogues, Lyrics, Movie Posters, Wallpapers, News, Funny, Stars Memes, Movie Reviews) e. Love Shayari
Our website is [login to view URL] The unsubscribe page is for email. Jokes : Love your jokes, no jokes It must have the following options: choose frequency of email: once a week, one a month, once a quarter let me know: switches, firewalls, routers, new products Humor is the best way to create an unsubscribe. Here is a best practice link (seems
...experienced by children and adults Physical bullying Physical bullying includes hitting, kicking, tripping, pinching and pushing or damaging property. Physical bullying causes both short term and long term damage. Verbal bullying Verbal bullying includes name calling, insults, teasing, intimidation, homophobic or racist remarks, or verbal abuse. While verbal
I need to animate a funny phone call between the famous muppet "Kermit the Frog" and a news reporter sitting in his office. Here is a reference of a prankster on youtube animating his phone calls between two people: [login to view URL] Attached to this contest is the audio file you will be using to animate to. In this skit