This project will be ongoing. Your first assignment will be creating 20 unique funny blogposts like for example BoredPanda. >> BLOGS ARE VERY VISUAL WITH VERY ACCESSIBLE COPYWRITING The blogs should be very visual and have a unique tone of voice. Our blogs should be writting in native English as we are targetting English markets.
- Design a funny t-shirt that's a golf joke - Shirt must say "MY DRIVER IS LONG & HARD, BUT I LOVE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE HOLE". The common after HARD is optional - The words can be upper or lower case or mixed or script You can optionally use period or commas, as needed. - Be creative! Graphics would probably help
We are looking for funny ad script writing for a web product launch video which could have duration of 2 minutes. The scene has need to have some wit and humor while a person talking about the product and why should people use it.
I need you to write some articles. I need a blogger to write funny stories for my website. The articles need to be short - around 250 words - but with good quality and sense of humour. The site is visited mainly by UK males so the content should be adapted to the audience. I will need 3 articles a week. If happy with quality will work with you on permanent
Chcemy wprowadzić kilka poprawek na naszej stronie: - algorytm wyboru zdjęcia - liczba aktualnie pokazywanych konkursów - poprawka w zliczaniu punktów
i have xp running in VM virtual box. it wont load but will load in safe mode with networking (but i cant see the shared drive.) and it does web access. need help in safe mode to identify the issue causing it to fail in full mode so we can resolve it.
Hello, All Logo name is ' online nakhare [url removed, login to view] we need design a logo that is fashion store for branded pro...need to little bit fummy with fashion we tried to done something that we are attaching please look it you can refer product for [url removed, login to view] / itokri and more such funny stores
I need to start the mysqlserver service on windows server 2016 in network safe mode because it does not start in normal mode
Design an above ground 8' x 40' safe room. Design must be bullet proof, blast proof, nuclear fallout safe, lighting, heat and A/C, small cooking area, it's own air system, restroom, must be VERY nice for the elite. The door is on the end of the safe room. This will be furnished with a finest furnishings. MUST BE COMFORTABLE FOR 48 HOUR STAY
Hello, We're developing a personal twitter account for a client who dabbles in IT and Marketing related ventures. We're looking for funny, original and meaningful tweets for the same. No controversial tweets needed. In your bid, please provide a couple sample tweets. Your asking price for 100 tweets to start with. And the time required to