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    ...database. The WordPress error log shows the following entry: 16-Nov-2018 05:20:54 UTC] WordPress database error Cannot add or update a child row: a foreign key constraint fails (`livesite_wp522`.`wplive_wc_download_log`, CONSTRAINT `fk_wc_download_log_permission_id` FOREIGN KEY (`permission_id`) REFERENCES `wpdev_woocommerce_downloadable_product_permissions`

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    ...saved to user profile. 2. Notes in the future are displayed on the wrong cameras. 3. Application segfault 4. Graph range type is not saved/restored from profile. 5. Logout fails if userlog sql table can't be written 6. Improve user experience when entering and changing user PIN 7. User's custom graph styles are not working 8. Provide popup error messages

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    Actually iam from kashmir and iam dealing with Kashmir arts .like pashmina and hand woven carpets from kashmir. so please could you get me [login to view URL] if our product fails to pass the ring test it will be accepted.

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    ...then searches Airtable for the SKU 29034150-334,28789873-3334,11293640-3334 which does not find any results, therefor it does not add the order number 1002 to anything and fails. What we need to happen, is that when Shopify sends the order number 1002 with the string 29034150-334,28789873-3334,11293640-3334, Zapier breaks out each SKU from the String

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    ...with a thank you message. The donations, by way of PayPal Adaptive Payments, is verified, and placed on hold until the campaign is successfully completed. If the campaign fails to meet their goal by the deadline, all donations are cancelled and no one is charged. This is called all-or-nothing funding. This process is important because I CAN NOT have

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    ...page work seamlessly and fast allowing for the upload numerous large files. App MUST be able to handle files up to 5GB+ and properly report any issues to the user if upload fails. Further Details =============== Additional details will be sent to select Freelancers which will include screenshots of required pages and further details of the application

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    You have to add the facebook's banner, interstitial & unity's rewarded video ads in the app made in android studio in 5 hours. if the selected freelancer fails to do it in 5 hours, will lose 20% of the work payment. bid seriously it's urgent needed work

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    Hi Ahmet Furkan I., I previously hired you to create a re...are not the "original" creator of this script. I would like you to analyze it to see if you can repair it. The issue is, every time I change the original password the script fails to work. But it works just fine with the original login settings. The same issue happens with the directory name.

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    I need help in APK Signature creation. This step fails because of errors

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    ...made. final payment will be only be made once the writer project is completed to my satisfaction. - Please start your application with " Winklabots ". Every application that fails to do so will not be considered for the job....

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    ...person can pay but I need the webhooks set up so if the payment fails/user cancels, the database is updated accordingly. I require someone to check the current implementation and make the necessary changes so my site can successfully take recurring membership fee. If the payment fails, notify the member and update the Database. I can provide the successful

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    I need someone to write a funny and catchy script with a slogan for a 30 second video ad commercial for a breakfast Cereal. The video commercial will be in the form of an animated cartoon (Maybe a combination of both human and cartoon). The cereal is made up of light blue multi-vitamin chocolate covered cereal balls and multi-grain snow flakes cereal

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    ...original documents that you need to take a look as the one is for the email that goes to spam and the other one goes to inbox. I think there is a issue with authentication that fails which you need to investigate it, but I am not sure if the server have configured correctly or if there is a software issue. I have confirmed that my domains and ips are not

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    We have developed an ios application and we wish to test it in iPhone 6+ with iOS 11.3. The application is working fine in simulator and other iphone models but fails in Client's iPhone6+. So we are looking for one or two people who could install the app in his iPhone, test it as per our instructions (simple checking, not full-fledged test), and share

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    I have a simple code in blynk (ESP8266) to open / close a garage door with two limit switches and a temperature probe, the code sometimes fails I need to optimize and clean the code so that it runs smoothly and without failures

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    I'm looking for 80 T-Shirt Designs Topic: funny 4000 x 4000 pixels transparent background, type .PNG paying 50€ for 80 designs

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    We have one web ap...and customer [login to view URL] dealer app, dealer cannot add the new customer and cannot place the new [login to view URL] customer app, complaint is not going to admin and dealer. Also customer fails to submit new enquiry., IN technician app, we cant login to that app using password showing invalid username or password. Also all apps should be tested.

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    I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Happy with your ride? Consider a tip. Tipping makes you a rockstar but it is not required. Would you like to travel to Asia in Business Class for $600 Return - ask me how. Want to drive for Uber and earn $500 ...

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    I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Happy with your ride - consider a tip. Tipping is fantastic but not required. Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Did you know - only super high rating scores make us eligible for for promotions - just one '4 Star rating' can ruin a ratin...

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    I NEED A VIDEO BUT THERE WILL BE NO BACKGROUND MUSIC OR ANY OTHER MATERIAL COPIED FROM OTHER SITES. TE VOICE SHOULD BE CLEAR. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHICH TYPE OF MATERIAL I REQUIRE. PLEAS DONT COPY FROM OTHER NOTE: VIDEO SHOULD BE ONLY IN HINDI LANGUAGES i also attach a sample video. You can see and make your own.

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    ...does a check to see if the website has been purchased, and if it was, it allows the user to continue. This would not be a problem because I paid for it. However, the check fails frequently due to problems on the developer's system (I'm not sure, he is under ddos attack, his system it's simply not working well) and my users suffer a lot from this issue

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    Funny project that will help other developers like you! Project goal: downladable javascript electron browser with special features helping to find source code samples, collect them and search for code snippets online. Features of the browser to be implemented: 1) Built- in search input that runs search on predefined sites using the following template:

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    Design unique, funny yet beautiful marriage invitation card

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    Win this contest for $5,000 - $10,000 project (initial job). 1. Draw 3 funny cartoon cats for young adult males 2. Make us laugh 3. Make it unique (rare), weird, silly - we don't want to see cats we've seen before You make us laugh, you win the prize but a huge job $$$. Simple. Please see the Brief and $300 package here: https://catboxcatbox

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    Build a webserver that can host static files from the file system. Then build a heartbeat service that can monitor whether a servic...machines -- 1 heartbeat, and 2 webservers. Similarly, you are not allowed to use 3rd party software for heartbeats. You must implement the ability to detect if a webserver fails or not, and move between connections.

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    ...certain not to get distracted, (i) Have a proper internet connection (preferably, you must have a backup internet connection as well, in case your primary internet connection fails), and (j) Maintain your report of errors that are commonly made by you, as and when reported, and work on minimizing them. We expect you to work on fulltime basis, but people

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    ...deliver it to EC2, and here is where the issue appears. The CodeDeploy does not run all the processes and stops at 'BeforeInstall' install event and the script fails. No idea why the script fails. Maybe it has something to do with [login to view URL] file or the dependencies script. So, if you are familiar with this issue or you know what the issue is, only

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    Hello fellow Freelancers! I am starting a new project and I need someone to provide a stereotypical Mexican comedy voice over. Think "Cheech & Chong" or "Speedy Gonzalez". This will be for a game I am making for Android/IOS. I would prefer a Mexican national to provide the voice over, but if you can do a good impression, that is ok too. The total length will be a couple hu...

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    I run a pet store where i sell blowers for dogs. [login to view URL] I am looking for a designer who can draw dogs and create funny drawings/animations. I need 5-10 different ones which i can use for commercials and advertisements. I want something similiar to what i have uploaded. Example: 1. A dog getting blowed by a blower. The expression on

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    ...multiple servers running their own copy of the queue. That means a) the load can be shared across multiple queue servers and b) there is redundancy if one of the queue servers fails. I need to have a balance between performance and data integrity. I want my node apps to continue connecting / publishing / consuming from a single point. Your job would

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    I Have a new install of Magento 2 I'm facing the following issues When attempting to install an ext through admin/Mag...install an ext through admin/Magento Market place readiness check: clears pending update: hangs . and can't go any further When attempting a full back up: fails when attepting upgrade backup :fails Task is to fix these issues

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    I have two separate issues on my AWS server. 1. The LetsEncrypt SSL certificate always fails to renew, so it throws a security warning when trying to access the website 2. Separately, AWS sent me an email about an abuse issue "The reported activity is the result of what is known as a reflection / amplification denial of service (DoS) attack. What this

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    Check Takata airbags from list. I’ll send you a list of 2000 vehicles. Just enter each rego number into the website [login to view URL] There should be...from list. I’ll send you a list of 2000 vehicles. Just enter each rego number into the website [login to view URL] There should be over 120 vehicles in that list that fails the test.

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    Looking for workers who can find and copywriter articles for me on a daily basis. No time wasters. also looking for copywriters to do similar articles to [login to view URL] etc get in touch. I need someone on call daily to get the work done

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    Hello, My brand is about pet (dog and cat) and clothes, so I would like a logo for it. I want something eye catchy, funny but professionnal as well. Can you please send me different art designs so I can choose something and tell you more how I want the logo ? Because actually I don't have any ideas. We areperfectionnist inour country so I want something

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    I have already tried to use the attached code and others a little bit different but it only fails. on verifying the signature. This way, I need someone to fix the attached one or provide a new php code which really works for me.

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    ...from a DB, connects to an api using the account informations and opens a websocket for each active account. Currently the script doesn't detect when the internet connexion fails (no internet connexion), we need it to detect it and restart when the internet connexion is back. The detection will be done by pinging the server API regularly - The script

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    ...been asked to rewrite the cron so that instead of grabbing all data on a sync, it only brings across the changes/differences. We are doing tis because the current cron job fails on timeout and we are told it is because of the volume of data. What we need you to do is 1) Make sure that the cron is working as we want 2) Estimate the time it would take

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    We need someone to come up with slogan for our product. We need someone to create 3 x slogans to emphasise the three quality of our product 1) How quiet the product is (so quiet you don't even know it's there) 2) How energy efficient it is 3) How technologically advance it is Ideally you will write a few slogans for each quality and my team will vote and use the winning slogan. The sl...

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    ...website using stripe. Streamline it, and make all appear the same. 3) After paypal payment is made, processes the subscription in the MYSQL database. 4) If a paypal payment fails, process the cancellation in the MYSQl database as well. This website is done in Laravel. I will only respond to users who indicate in their application that they are a "Laravel

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    I have a teaching website, the students are in China. I recently added an SSL certificate. Now the TLS handshake fails quite often. Im looking for someone who can configure the Ssl certificate properly (I probably messed something up). I am in China, and I am not sure if that has anything to do with it (national firewall). Other websites use https

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    Hello, I am looking for a creative and funny cartoonist/caricaturist to create an image that will be printed on a t-shirt that will be handed out to friends who attend the birthday celebration. I would like the colours to be vibrant and have a retro feel. The print should have dimension of 8.5 inches by 11.5 inches. The Project needs to be finalized

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    for every environment we need to create an SSL avro Producer/Consumer that posts data into a monioting topi...environment we need to create an SSL avro Producer/Consumer that posts data into a monioting topic,so if event is posted and consumed successfully print success status 0 and if it fails print [login to view URL] events 0/1 need to be posted to a database.

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    need funny diehard images funny pics funny short gifs need to be hilarious and die hard laughing

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    Write viral content about wtf facts, interesting facts, life hacks, celebrity facts, funny facts. The articles must contain like 10 wtf facts about banana's you didnt know. You have to make the reader curious about it. The articles need to be adding value to the reader his life so he might wanna share it on facebook.

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    ...another site and the same service is ordered on that site. Once the order is placed on that site, the order ID is fetched from that site and is shown to the user. If the payment fails, an error is shown to the user accordingly. If the payment goes through but the order is not placed on the other site through the API call, then a refund is issued/an error

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    ...action • You are given 12 months to complete this strategy. Within these 12 months, changes and growth must be possible • Develop a contingency plan if your initial approach fails. Marking Scheme Names & ID: Strategy # 1 • Identification (5m) • Creative Idea (5m) • Action Plan (5m) • Evaluation (5m) /20 marks Strategy # 2

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    ...use panda with slingshot, one player is the builder of 3 little pigs build the castle, if panda can break the castle from slingshot, then panda is the winner, and if panda fails, the other player wins with higher score. Then 2 players switch the roles. Finally the higher score player win the game collect all the game coin deposit. In game purchase and

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    ...certain muscles or features that make them famous. . This will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the people represented in the cartoons. An example of a cartoon that achieves this with a famous

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    I have a Jenkins pip...dependent on the first stage of the parallel stages in "publish docker" and even the 2nd & 3rd stage fails it should not fail the whole pipeline, but the whole flow should go with the 1st stage in the "publish docker" means if the 1st stage fails it fails the pipeline, if it's succeed it should trigger the "deploy docker...

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