- Design a funny t-shirt that's a golf joke - Shirt must say "MY DRIVER IS LONG & HARD, BUT I LOVE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE HOLE". The common after HARD is optional - The words can be upper or lower case or mixed or script You can optionally use period or commas, as needed. - Be creative! Graphics would probably help
We are looking for funny ad script writing for a web product launch video which could have duration of 2 minutes. The scene has need to have some wit and humor while a person talking about the product and why should people use it.
I need you to write some articles. I need a blogger to write funny stories for my website. The articles need to be short - around 250 words - but with good quality and sense of humour. The site is visited mainly by UK males so the content should be adapted to the audience. I will need 3 articles a week. If happy with quality will work with you on permanent
write short story ,scripts for video commercial in comedy , funny style to attract more people interest and share on social media channels monthly. our product are Smart home system that includes many smart devices bring more safety, convenience and health to the families. Our product info: [url removed, login to view]
Hello, All Logo name is ' online nakhare [url removed, login to view] we need design a logo that is fashion store for branded pro...need to little bit fummy with fashion we tried to done something that we are attaching please look it you can refer product for [url removed, login to view] / itokri and more such funny stores
Hello, We're developing a personal twitter account for a client who dabbles in IT and Marketing related ventures. We're looking for funny, original and meaningful tweets for the same. No controversial tweets needed. In your bid, please provide a couple sample tweets. Your asking price for 100 tweets to start with. And the time required to
I want you to help me to make comic strip about facts, tips and funny things about freelancer life. I have already made the characters. So you just need to put the characters to become comic strip
...lines only, that I can print at home and stick to an a4 piece of paper to turn it into a card. Our nicknames are "Burrito" and "Chicken Pie".... My girlfriend must be a happy burrito hugging a pie with chicken legs. If possible a cute cat is sitting on our heads like in facebook video chat. Its supposed to be funny and a joke card. I expect you guys
looking someone who paint in photoshop (need original files) family characters (stylized as attachment) 1) father and son - father holds beer bottle 2) father and daughter - father holds beer bottle 3) mother and son - mother is crazy from baby 4) mother and daughter - mother is crazy from baby 5) baby /boy/ naughty 6) baby / girl / naughty
Illustration of Canadian geese being herded away by dogs on leash out for a walk. Neighborly group banding together to keep the geese off busy roads through the neighborhood and roads
...black and white illustrations to bring the chapters to life. The style I am looking for is similar to those in the tabloid press, i.e. simple, quirky illustrations depicting funny characters and scenarios. To help the illustrator, for each cartoon I will provide a brief synopsis of the relevant chapter / theme, a suggested image, and a caption.
hello i need a set of 20 pics with quotes what are funny and unique from design , like a collection with something funny , (maybe with a white sheep) just a example [url removed, login to view] in footer website url and name should be then same
...in wellness sector. Ready to launch our MEDICINE ON CALL service. We need a 20-30 sec funny Video Ad or animation to propel ourselves before the launch. We need this as a clip to share on whatsapp and social media. We have few points to be highlighted: 1) Free home delivery 2) Special offers 3) Save yourself from traffic and parking hassles 4) Advantage
Hello, I'm looking to build a long-term working relationship with a talented shirt designer. This is not a one-time project. If your designs are attractive I would love to continue sending you requests.