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    Need someone to write a funny and sarcastic “about us” page for a small startup bussiness

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    i want you to write mee some poems and hikus

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    ...each be like the Little Mr Men series - one is angry, one is lazy, one is etc etc etc. So when drawing your cat, make it really obvious which emotion it is, and make it really funny. The 2nd BIG PRIZE: $10,000+ ======================== If you draw 38 cats and want more work, there is more than $10,000 worth of work in the pipeline for this project

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    Hi Freelancers, Greetings of the Day! We are a US startup software company and need an static website to dispaly portfolio and services. I check many software company sites and choose some for reference. I like this one most for display information, portfolio and services. [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Color combination and some menu alignments need to be different rest i want $im...

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    I need someone who can write me something about plush toys, stuffed animals and soft toys. I need something funny or just something which makes people buy the product. I have 88 products.

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    Need 2 writers to write poems on various topics. The topics will be provided to the writers. Example: wishesmessages. com/ rip-poems-for-dad-funeral-poems-fathers-death/ Rate: 5-10 USD per 1000 words

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    I need some graphic design. I have a number of children's poems and I need an illustrator to help bring them to life

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    I have a book I already wrote. It is a collection of poems. I have the cover designs, and the manuscript from a publishers that turned out not to do the work. I need someone to edit it, make the font, colors etc of the looks consistant and neat, boarder, page numbers on bottom, and other beauty on top of the writing corrections. I need someone who

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    ADULT CARTOON ARTISTS ONLY -Need a funny high quality cartoon drawing of two animated squirrel, looking like they’re dirty dancing. With the male squirrel standing up and female squirrel bent over. And underneath the picture in an animated 3D looking font. Following phrase- “Tryin to get a nut!” Even though this is an animated cartoon, both should

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    roles - scout through the immense request that we receive to publish other people's poems see if you are able to create unique content yourself interact with other publishers (both offline and online) be able to interact with people across the globe (at any hour of the day) able to navigate through the site, update it's non-post related contents like

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    I need you to create an engaging and funny video from clips available online. We are a cell phone repair company in Houston, Texas and we want a video we can run an ad on that will potentially go viral. You will find clips of people dropping their phones, phones breaking, or phone accidents and compile them into a comedic video. I want the video to

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    1 petrarchan sonnet about social media, POV octave from what social media wants POV sestet from how it makes you feel negatively, 3 poems on nature, love, music,

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    I write Hindi poems

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    I want a new funny sticker for my webshop --> www.urinal-sticker.com. The sticker changes design when someone pees on it. The sticker must have to 2 layers. Layer on top is partly black and when you pee on the sticker the black colour will be removed and you can see everything from the 2nd layer. Please see website and attached image for examples

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    I need you to write some poems and stuff to praise beauty of women in saree and their praise their eyes with rhyming

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    Project: to create a logo for a new vegan website "SparkInVegan". Logo has to be original at the same time easy to remember and quite funny, to match the ideology of vegan/vegetarian nutrition, health and good vibes. Price 40 USD

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    I use to write poems ,thoughts, other writing as per need. Other side as a engineer technical writings also can be written in projects

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    I’m doing a funny project. So I need an image of Donald Trump on a very muscular bodybuilder looking body. He should look like the greek god zeus and be throwing a lighting bolt at hillary clinton. Like I said this should be a funny picture, meant for a funny project so have fun with it!

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    A funny screenplay for reading out loud boring online profiles. Imagine reading yellow pages to a friend... How can you make it entertaining? How can you tell about person's name, age, location, job in many different and humorous ways?

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    ...written 178 poems in a google document that need to be individually copied and pasted into a web blog and correctly date stamped. Steps: 1. Click Add New in blog posts 2. Copy poem and title in Google Doc. Copy from the beginning of the title to the last word in the poem. Do not copy additional spaces or "--- ---" between the poems 3. Paste

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    I'm interested in having someone create a video. They would recite three of my original short poems, provide background music and a simple, tasteful visual (flower-garden, waterfall, meadow, etc). The video would be perhaps 2 minutes long. Need to know the cost.

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    Hi! I need help to gather funny pictures for a humor site. The task consists of finding relevant and new funny pictures, give them a name and send them to me in a ZIP-file. If everything goes well this will be an ongoing assignment as I constantly need new pictures. Requirements: - Funny and relevant pictures of modern memes, animals and other

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    Hi! I need help to gather funny pictures for a humor site. The task consists of finding relevant and new funny pictures, give them a name and send them to me in a ZIP-file. If everything goes well this will be an ongoing assignment as I constantly need new pictures. Requirements: - Funny and relevant pictures of modern memes, animals and other

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    I need you to write a research article. I have an 85 page document on about 50 literature pieces (mostly poems) that needs to be expanded. Need an additional 1-2 pages worth of analysis per piece, to make the total about 200 pages. The structure and pieces are ready; need someone to do more relevant research and literary analysis.

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    need a really good animator who can create an animation on an existing photo. simple project, budget $30

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    Hi Mahmoud H., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We worked together before...noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We worked together before for a poem. I am not sure if you are a poet and can write new poems from time to time. But if you can't write new poems, then can you decline the project.

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    I love to read and write poems even just making list

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    Need a cartoonist/designer or illustrator to draw five funny parody logos for some local sports teams. Need five designs in total. An example would be to change the Crusader character in the logo attached and depciting them drinking beer. If you think you would be able to do this easily we want to talk with you!

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    I need you to write some poems , sayris ,scripct and contain.

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    I'd like you to create a logo with the name of the...of the blog included in this logo. In this case the page dedicated to my love Aurora, son I need that you create the logo acording to this context: Is a Blog meant to post Poems, love images, and lyrics of songs. The blog is dedicated to a young woman The link to the blog is this [login to view URL]

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    I need you to write some articles. I am currently working on a book of poems. But i am not a proffesional author. I am looking for a for an editorial and publishing assistance.

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    I am a plastic artist, I write scripts, poems, songs but what excites me the most is creating, I like big challenges, I have this project stopped and I am doing everything myself, I work the following programs, maya, cinema 4d, after effects photoshop and zbrush, of course I do not develop enough to master them because they are very large programs with

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    I am a 27 yr old woman. I've gone through a whole lot in my life. I'd like to write a book about it and incorporate some poems that have to do with certain turning points in my life but i need help.

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    i need for my project simple an funny shirt desings in PNG or JPEG without background, wich i can install on every color. I need writing with simples logos. You can send me same examples with your message.

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    im am finishing up my book desperation wastelands. Its an anthology consisting of [login to view URL] short stories, illustrations and quotes...its a dark, (light at the end of ...its a dark, (light at the end of the tunnel) kinda book. Im looking for someone who would like to collaborate with me on the illustrations for the three stories a number of poems.

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    you can download 40 images ( mo salah )egyption ,leverpol player with high quality ,no background and convert it to funny ,comic caricature in vector case

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    I'am looking for someone who can write short poems. Every poem: 1. English language. 2. Should be set at a zoo. It provides an opportunity to create various scenes with many animals. 2. The text should have no age restrictions. Do not use profanities. 3. Each rhyme must end with one of the 2048 words from this list: [login to view URL]

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    My name is Ugama, Abraham. I have written a collection of poems and l want a good editor that will polish the work up the professional level.

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    I need a catch phrase for a contest. The contest encourages people to complete 'pushups' and is targeted towards people who ride bicycles. Thanks

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    funny and creative memes/videos in hindi language

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    ...with cute music etc. I think it is "sharable." because it is kind of a weird product that people like to comment about, usually @ their sleeping partner. I would like funny or interesting ideas about how to present the Cover Clamp in future 30 second video spots intended for social media. 5 ideas would be good. I dont suppose I am very

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    please create me a funny gym tshirt design preferably with a pun or something relating to current trending media

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    i have 32 product descriptions that need a russian humor touch. i need funny, memorable descriptions in russian. And i really mean it when i say Funny. what products i have? Products related to cats. Can you relate? Hit me up!

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    HEY, WE ARE GRAPHIC T-SHIRT DESIGNER AND MANUFACTURER COMPANY. WE WANT YOU TO FIND OUT DIFFERENT LANGUAGES' FUNNY LINES AND THAN DESIGN IT FOR T-SHIRT. EXAMPLES: 1) DON'T F**K MY ASS (IN ENGLISH) 2) KARMA NAHI KAND KARO (IN HINDI) 3) GUJJU DNA (IN GUJARATI) PAYMENT OF THE DESIGN SHOULD BE DONE AFTER EFFECTIVELY APPROVED BY OUR MEMBERS. ONLY TAGLINES

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    ...like to write in my spare time, mainly quotes or poems about life; depression; hardships; heartbreaks; anxiety; insomnia; spirituality; growth; enlightenment, etc. I would like to hire an artist who can draw illustrations (computerized) to accompany and best represent my typed up quotes and/or poems. I would like to start with just a few and if I like

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    I have two poems and I needed a graphic designer to elaborate and create a cool background, font choice and. bold text for me to hang the art on my wall. thanks

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    ...my project. The skills required are - Poet, Childrens book, Health book. I am happy to pay a fixed price and my budget is $ 100 USD. The book will be 40-50 pages with quatrains and will be a beginners guide. Using this knowledge the book will then guide the childrens PERSONAL HYGIENE. Of course, he can! Chances are his problem. Help your child learn

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    What is needed is a draftsman who is able to make funny drawings of various things such as trees, animals and other things. The drawings should all be unique and drawn in the same style.

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    We need 150 funny video clips in 480p resolution (mp4 format) with each clip not being longer than 1min. Clips can be of funny sports bloopers, children, animals, silly accidents etc.

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