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    Hello friend, we are currently in process of digitizing older books (stories, newspapers etc). And we need a good typist with proper knowledge of MS-Word.

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    SEO, Digital marketing and lead generation for a real estate website based in Canada.

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    tv show fan 6 days left

    i need a freelancer who has a big passion for tv show of his country and remind at least one episode where in a funny scene an actress pretend to be a man wearing elegant male clothes

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    В команду DigitApps требуются программисты ASP.NET MVC на поддержку и развитие существующих проектов (крупнейшие гейминг сервисы, системы обработки платежей). Оплата в зависимости от опыта и производительности, обсуждается индивидуально. Работа удаленная, 8 часов в день. Бонусы, динамично развивающаяся компания, отличный коллектив. Overview: - This position is for an experienced .NET d...

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    I am looking forward to build real estate website to show propertis for Sale/Rent/Lease in various locations and districts. Also need a functionality to offer other agents to list with us using our trial then paid subscription.

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    Carla Simpson is an award-winning entrepreneur based on Australia's Central Coast, 1hr north of Sydney. She is an author, professional speaker and chart-topping podcast host. She also owns an Anytime Fitness franchise and Founded the Happy Hot Yoga School. Full of energy, love and enthusiasm for life, Carla's mission is to help others to feel happier and live a more fulfilled life. We ...

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    I am looking for someone to develop an app that will be installed on either android tablets or iPad. The app will be installed on a kiosk for the customer to access, the app will have one button which is talk to a receptionist Once the customers click on that button the app will connect them to a real person who is chatting with them only by video. I do not want customers to exist the call once...

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    Trophy icon Logo for a car wash company 3 days left

    Looking for a logo for car wash company. Guidelines * Urgent requirement * Name will be the logo. No separate Logo icon/Symbol needed * Looking for a single color * It is for a car wash company. Incorporate car parts like headlights and bumper with the name. but not make it funny. Just need to reflect the car wash idea keeping the standard Company Name and sample are attached in word doc.

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    I need someone with Instagram experience to grow my Instagram account.. 1.) Gain Followers 2.) Posts Instagram Story Ads (Mine keep getting rejected) 3.) GAIN FOLLOWERS Instagram: MichaelAndrewRuder Account type: Comedy, Real estate, humor, life.. Facebook Page - I have a business FB Page with viral videos .. 1.) Wedding Rap - 3+ million views.. (thousands of shares / likes) 2.) Real esta...

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    Build me a payment service provider platform that will help merchants accept payments. Whether they are credit cards, debit deposits, real-time bank transfers, or other types of payments, PSPs make the experience of a money transfer straightforward for the customer and stress-free for the merchant. On my PSP Platform,the various payment schemes (be it credit cards, debit cards, mobile apps, Apple ...

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    We need a freelancer who can research and write high quality articles for a locals and visitors. Some essentials services, daily needs, creating comfortable life in city. Preferably someone who is familiar with Hong Kong. We need 12-15 short articles on various topics and each topic can be 300-350 words. Total 5000+ word count. some research needed to check the validity of data used in the articl...

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    Legal Murder 6 days left

    This is a human interest story of injustice:- On 3/8/2005 my then 27 year old son was assaulted, I believe a murder staged as a suicide, at 3 Ozone Street, Cronulla and died later that evening in Sutherland Hospital. NSW Police immediately determined that Adam Cecil committed suicide by jumping from the roof of the Cronulla building with the intention of taking his own life. Whilst I notified Se...

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    Odoo expert wanted full time 6 days left
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    Full time odoo developed wanted for long term period - 6 months renewable. Requirements: 1. at least 5 years working experience in Odoo 2. Good Knowledge of HTML, CSS, Javascript, Python, Linux 3. Good communication skills in English 4. Able to work under pressure and commitment to timeline 5. Ability to convert user stories into solution and implement the solution You will be: working remotel...

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    Find me 3 well-known and/or popular online real-estate agent websites in China. They must sell private properties (luxury houses) worth 50M Yuan or more. Find one in Beijing, one in Shanghai, and one other. You must be a Chinese speaker. You must be in China or Hong Kong. To apply for this project: * tell me what languages you speak * tell me where you live (province) * tell me the name of an an...

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    My name is John, I want to tell my story. I have gone from playing pro football, drug addiction, homeless, prison, married an addict, we are still sober, i own 2 drug and alcohol rehabs, will soon be opening a franchise. Belief system strong, spiritual change in life, lots of history with my addiction, my wife also has a story, she can tell you about it. Looking for someone who kind of understands...

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    Data entry 6 days left

    Listing Concierge property marketing services Design Concierge personal marketing services World-class education courses Sales and business coaching for career development Core support from dedicated branch managers and staff Benefit opportunities (health, savings, retirement planning, legal assistance) Recognition events and galas These resources can help put you in a position to provide a lev...

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    Hello my name is Treavion, I am a storyteller, author, PR strategist and film/TV producer based in Los Angeles. I would love to connect with the right creative to help me complete my latest project, a women's African American fiction novel called SUGAR MAMA: A Keilanii Jennings Saga. The manuscript has been drafted and now I am in need of TYPESETTING or Interior Book Design. The book HAS to b...

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    Ideally the project will use arduino/raspberry pi. I understand that a lot is included in this. I am available for questions, suggestions, or other requirements for the project. Environment Monitoring for 2 separate locations. To include information for Temperate/Humidity/Co2/Light Hours Want this info to be logged and stored, view able through the internet. Would also like to set alarms or have a...

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    website and adroid&ios app for life couch in Health Diet and workout with small store I want website like [login to view URL] and app like : Gymnadz regagrding the app I want to fil it with contante of workout completly I want the app with arabic langougae with full rt. allignant fetchers after that I need somebody to manage the website and app and give mintenance support

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    Seeking experienced content creator / article writer to write (2) 1,000 word articles. The topic is related to technology in travel industry and new technology in healthcare. If you have experience writing for the healthcare field that is a plus. If you have experience writing about the travel industry, that is also a plus! Content requirements: Copyscape or like verification unique content valu...

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    Are you in a position where the only thing stopping you from making your business idea come to life, or make your current small business very successful? I'll potentially be in a position soon where I can come up with all the money you need. It may need to be paid back in a few months though. So quick returns are required. Some of you have fantastic ideas and I want to make as many come t...

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    Are you in a position where the only thing stopping you from making your business idea come to life, or make your current small business very successful? I'll potentially be in a position soon where I can come up with all the money you need. It may need to be paid back in a few months though. So quick returns are required. Some of you have fantastic ideas and I want to make as many come t...

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    We need overwork 3D Captures Facilitys (Real). Due Data format will provides as OBJ Files. A links to samble : [login to view URL] We need to optimize the 3D Tour, place different features, optimize quality, insert Logo types, a start Into, and some ideas. The Budget is for a small unit. We need ti figure out how to handle the size of each project.

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    Trophy icon Create a logo for jewellery brand 4 days left

    I would like a logo for my new jewellery brand called Leyla's Collections. The brand is aimed at young female professionals between the ages of 21-35, who feel their most confident and empowered when they look and feel their best. They are women who are succesful in their careers and enjoy a nice social life after work with friends. I would like Leyla to be written in sanscript and Collecti...

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    We are building a website to manage real estate. Your responsibilities are: ● Engage with Partners and Vendors to identify project scope ● Vendor accountability for deliverables ● Produce detailed Project plan from exploratory planning to deployment and beyond. ● Milestones tracking as identified in the project plan ● Risk Matrix and mitigations ● Vendor interface deliverable management ● Weekly ...

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    Trophy icon Wild Boar Logo Design 4 days left

    I need a logo design. Please see the style example that I would like. I have also included an image of a real pig, I want the logo to have accurate features apart from the bottom tusks can be exaggerated. Further Instruction on my logo example file.

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    Business Develpers Requried 6 days left
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    I need some help with my business.i have 150+ services from digital to life style needs wanna expand and need passionate affiliates teens and experts gurus for long term collaboration

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    Looking for a HIGH-QUALITY ghostwriter for a HOLIDAY ROMANCE series of books, with each book around 50 pages. Pay will be discussed personally. Please let me know what your rate is though. I don't mind paying extra for high-quality creative writing. Plagiarism will not be tolerated. Everything you write has to be 100% unique with the correct use of grammar/punctuation. Let's work toge...

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    I'm looking for a person who can manage our pages in multiple niche. I might hire more than one person for this role. You should be creative and have basic photoshop skills to create good images and memes. Comedy/Humour Space/Astronomy/Universe/Geography WIld Life/Jungles Any other You might have to work part time including weekends. You need to work everyday and schedule posts for every 30...

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    Looking for a squarespace designer to build a long term relationship with my web design agency. *Must work on weekends! Show REAL ESTATE SQUARESPACE WEBSITES ONLY!

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    I need around 5,000 real addresses in an excel file. All addresses must be from different streets and a mix of different cities and counties. They must contain the following... House number, Road name, City, County and postcode. I am only looking for real England addresses. This is a very simple project, but data must be in an excel file and each section in a different collum. This will b...

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    I’m starting a t shirt company and I need someone to make my design come to life

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    I want to develop a Algo trader based on API data.. 1) it will read data from brokers API 2) as per strategy it will place orders 3) I want to implement said project in Python few more info : - Read API data from fyers ( stock broker ) Get real time Nifty option chain data ( every 15 mins ) store it in any free cloud db Do repeatedly for whole live market hrs ( 9.15 to 3.30 IST ) based on th...

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    My dream project 6 days left

    Looking freelancers to give life to My dream project website. Requires skilled web developers with knowledge in payment gateway integrations. multicountry. and/or bitgo and/or trade-logics. Looking for multiple personals.

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    We have a Startup and want to create an instagram campaign with funny little cartoon like onepagers. Text comes from us and it is always only one scene per story. We need 30 pictures first, more to come. Please design the following idea in the contest: Our product is a teabag which will be placed in boiled water to get tea. The storyline is (one comic per line): "Are u in for a One Cup Stand...

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    Script Writer 6 days left

    I want script Writer for Short movie like Revenge story, funny, inspirational, real incident or anything which you give me better for best screening in video.

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    singe webpage design 6 days left
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    We want to create a singe webpage around being thankful and celebrating something everyday. The single webpage should revolve around choosing/viewing a day on a calendar and seeing all the different life events, holidays, etc that are happening on that day to be thankful for or celebrated. You have a top where you select a day in the week: M, Tu, We, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun. Then for each day you s...

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    STAPS was born out of the desire to bring the top & finest engineers to develop specialized, unique & technologically advanced mobile apps for world’s leading brands, enterprises, start-ups, & businesses. We take pride in ourselves for building long-term relationships with our clients and working to help them attain their business goals. STAPS provides a complete range of Softwar...

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    Trophy icon Logo for CBD products. 2 days left

    We are wanting a new Logo designed for our new Brand of CBD products that we will be launching online and in physical shops. The Brand name we have chosen is "Iberian CBD" which means it comes from the Spain, Portugal area. We would like to see all sorts of entries being serious, funny or quirky. All logos generated through Logo makers will be dismissed, must be your original design!

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. I need an Pool Game for Android. It is something like realtime player game. You can search Stick Pool Club as a reference. I want exact same kind of Game. It should support Real Money Play like in that game. I want only Paytm supported for Payment Gateway for now. I want this urgent. Please only bid if you have experience in this kind o...

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    Hi Deepika Went through your profile Seems to match with our requirements BTW This is Meenakshi from Lalimber an edtech platform . We are looking for a person who is best at financial concepts that actually are used in real life aspects . The role will be a online tutor , councillor , mentor for students to explore the subject and its scope . Please connect for further details.

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    Hello friend, we are currently in process of digitizing older books (stories, newspapers etc). And we need a good typist with proper knowledge of MS-Word.

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    Software Sales 6 days left
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    STAPS was born out of the desire to bring the top & finest engineers to develop specialized, unique & technologically advanced mobile apps for world’s leading brands, enterprises, start-ups, & businesses. We take pride in ourselves for building long-term relationships with our clients and working to help them attain their business goals. STAPS provides a complete range of Softwar...

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    Lead generation in IT sector 6 days left
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    Trophy icon Logo Design for Product 5 days left

    Hello fellow designers, welcome to our logo challange. We´d like you to create a fresh and friendly Logo for a product called: "BETTERNET" This is an elastic, rubbercord-net for Indoor Grow Boxes to cultivate herbs and flowers. It is build like a grid 8x8 squares. NOTE: Its not about Network or WIFI, it´s about Plants. (So please no Wifi Symbols or Internet Icons) Na...

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    Need to develop a mobile application for iOS using Flutter. This is a graduation project, the application will be intended for the purchase / sale of waste for recycling. The design of the application and its concept have already been developed, it remains only to bring it to life. Functionality for App Users: • Sign up and log in to the app via e-mail/mobile number. • App User can man...

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    Hello friend, we are currently in process of digitizing older books (stories, newspapers etc). And we need a good typist with proper knowledge of MS-Word.

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    Illustration 6 days left

    My name is Anthony Kuria, a journalist, entrepreneur and short story writer from Nairobi, Kenya. I need a graphic illustration for one of my short stories to go into an A-4 landscape magazine targeting 15-25-year-olds. The short story is a thriller about three siblings out to seek revenge on someone who caused the death of their sister. Kindly note that all the characters are black as this is an...

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    I have a website for my new business for creating virtual tours for real estate, and other applications that i need copy written up for

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