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    I am looking for an Open Minded FEMALE model for PERSONAL/PRIVATE XXX adult came shows. You have to be liberal, creative, open minded and cooperative. Age is not important, The procedure is as following: 1- You bid 2- We discuss details on freelancer 3- If all we agreed, we create milestones 4- You do the show 5- I release money It is better to follow these instructions and answering these questio...

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    Hi, I am looking for skilled content writer for my hotel booking website. It will be about 20 pages (Privacy policy, terms and conditions, about, FAQ etc).

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    I need two telecommunication projects. Details are provided: 1. Project1: Discovery and Verification of Neighbor Positions in Mobile Ad Hoc Networks MOBILE COMPUTING, FEBRUARY 2013 Technology Implementation: JAVA A growing number of ad hoc networking protocols and location-aware services require that mobile nodes learn the position of their neighbors. However, such a process can be easily abused o...

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    We are in need of a consumer app with the following specs/requirements: ##Account Related## - Login/Signup Screen (users cannot proceed without account) - Login/Logout - Login Password Reset - Signup (Email, Password) - Account Activation - Profile - View/Edit (incl Change Password) - Favorite Brands/Stores - View/Edit/Remove - Favorite Items - View/Edit/Remove - Redemption - Ribbon/Bar...

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    I'm setting up a life coaching hotline where there will be a list of around 10 or so life coaches available for anyone to talk to at any given time. The coaches will have reviews and information about their skills. I need someone to set up the service on my Wordpress site or set up a stand alone site that links to my wordpress site thank you. I would rather use VoIP as my customers are wor...

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    I need iOS apps 6 days left
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    I need an iPhone/iPad approved iOS apps uploaded in 2019 my budget is 100$ project must be run in latest Swift and xcode version no rejection have to send version history screenshot no Api and external service to be used please bid only if you agree with above conditions thanks

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    I want to set up a global social network similar to twitter but based on specific topics that permit anyone to express their opinions, their dislikes, their approvals and their ideas. I need a programmer who can assist in setting up this new social network and become my partner. Please let me have your suggestions of how you and on what terms you would be interested in such a partnership. The ulti...

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    I want to set up a global social network similar to twitter but based on specific topics that permit anyone to express their opinions, their dislikes, their approvals and their ideas. I need a programmer who can assist in setting up this new social network and become my partner. Please let me have your suggestions of how you and on what terms you would be interested in such a partnership. The ulti...

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    hi all! I am a certified financial planner, looking for an expert UI developer & website designer who can design & develop a new website for me......Starting from designing a new logo ….designing & development needs to pass the latest google requirement also by the other expert.(cross check) The person should be responsible to work in conjunction with my SEO /digital marketing...

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    We have a website and when a customer uses a coupon code, free shipping is still applied even though the cart total drops below the free shipping threshold. We are currently using Advanced Free Shipping Plugin with 2 tiers of free shipping. We are looking for a custom solution so that shipping is calculated correctly when coupons are used. It is a WordPress site using woocommerce. We have trie...

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    Combine 3 to 1 with Alerts 6 days left
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    Project Description Hello, I need a custom Indicator built in Pine script for TradingView: //@version=3 - 3 conditions met will trigger a Alerts [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Same for short trade (in the opposite direction.) Added plot a vertical line on the chart when trigger and yes I know it repainted this not for putting order just a early warning system will ...

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    Biophysical model 6 days left
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    Need an individual with experience building a theoreticl model describing a biochemical process in biophysical terms. Must be familiar with the mathematics of biology.

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    Website Full Build & Edits 6 days left
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    Main Website Pre-Development Favicon, Typography & Color Schema Current Sitemap Generate Exact list of Plugins Needed Select Media for website, Service Offerings Description Finalized New Site Structure, Website Page Design Content Map Ready (Page’s Paragraphs, Keyword Rich) Development Page by Page Build (35 pages) + Ecommerce Landing Page, Categories, Product Page, Cart, My Or...

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    Dance Matchmaker 6 days left

    I have been a social dance teacher for 20+ years. During that time I learned that most people who engage in social dance lessons come to class primarily to meet people; particularly singles looking for like-minded singles. Dance Matchmaker is a Social Network concept based on social dance culture. I have boot-strapped the platform to where it is today and I feel it is very close to completion. [...

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    Shopify Help 6 days left

    I'm looking for some to complete the following tasks on my already started but not completed shopify website. Add several products with variations and options inside the variations about 10 of these. These listings will include pictures but I will write the description and detail what variations and options go where aswell as what pictures go with each product. Set it up so it is easy for ...

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    please report only if you can show results The payment is made on a profit basis. if you achieve more sales you deserve more as well Looking for experienced FB marketing specialist to fully manage FB ads from scratch for our brand new dropshipping Shopify store, to gain at least 3.0 ROAS (MOST IMPORTANT!!!). The store has about 50 products, about 6 potential winning products listed. No revenue ...

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    shopify page 6 days left

    i am a Broke Dad that decided to start a shopify page for extra income,I am also a Navy Veteran,with two boys ,11 years old and a 22 year old now in the u.s. navy also, budget on a shoe string ,i have traffic but not a lot of sales,i am starting to think it has to do with the layout of my webpage,the page is [login to view URL],i need help [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin for offsiting - please se...

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    Survey generator 6 days left

    And I want to enable my users to generate surveys on the internet pages It is necessary that my users can create a new poll, delete old, it needs to be edited survey, export to Excel and PDF, analysis of voting. I suggest you use Open Source projects for quick and inexpensive production of this project. You can see one example that is good for me at [login to view URL]

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    Trophy icon Make A short video 6 days left

    I need somebody to make a video - using stock footage and imagery that I can use to post on my own website for a watermelon drink. I want it to be similar to this in terms of the speech used and audio in the background: [login to view URL] I want to use stock video of kids of all nationalities eating watermelon and playing with each other. In the background I want the audio grabbed from...

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    I need 1 page translated. 3 sections, 6 paragraphs, of Japanese text. I am Canadian student and will only be paying for the page, not the character count. If you are okay with these terms, then I'd love to work with you!

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    Android App Changes : --------------------------------- 1. Add "Privacy Policy" and "Terms and Conditions" within the App and ignore the backend privacy policy. 2. Ask by a Box in center of Mobile from users after Install to Read Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy ( will send you an image for example) 3. Add a Mini Slider of 10 Top News on Homescreen ( We can mark top n...

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    Android App Changes : --------------------------------- 1. Add "Privacy Policy" and "Terms and Conditions" within the App and ignore the backend privacy policy. 2. Ask by a Box in center of Mobile from users after Install to Read Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy ( will send you an image for example) 3. Add a Mini Slider of 10 Top News on Homescreen ( We can mark top n...

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    please all this is meant to set you in right directions . so as a developer you have to input missing peaces ... i only want to spent $80 dollar max . looking for someone who will be happy to work within this budget . please don;t waste my time .. please read this carefully .. for milestone payment detail ... Milestone will not be create or release unless project is complete ,U can...

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    English Voice Talent needed 6 days left
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    Hi, We're looking for English voice talent, either male or female, to record sentences for our English learning project. We're only interested in RAW audio files, preferably in a lossless format (WAV would do just fine). We do not require any kind of editing, slicing, etc. Also, we have no special requirements in terms of intonation. Short-term goal - approx. 1,500 sentences Mid-term ...

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    I need a simple script which connect one drive using API and upload a zip file or pdf file. The script should connect to one drive using API KEY, API SECTET, CODE/TOKEN. the following conditions should be accomplished: 1. The token expiry date should be at least for one week. I will use the script to upload my local files to one drive without redirecting to any authentication...

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    Content writer in hindi & english language Must be know hindi & english Proper writing! Small work [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin for offsiting - please see Section 13 of our Terms and Conditions] Need in urgent

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    Android App Changes : --------------------------------- 1. Add "Privacy Policy" and "Terms and Conditions" within the App and ignore the backend privacy policy. 2. Ask by a Box in center of Mobile from users after Install to Read Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy ( will send you an image for example) 3. Add a Mini Slider of 10 Top News on Homescreen ( We can mark top n...

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    Android App Changes : --------------------------------- 1. Add "Privacy Policy" and "Terms and Conditions" within the App and ignore the backend privacy policy. 2. Ask by a Box in center of Mobile from users after Install to Read Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy ( will send you an image for example) 3. Add a Mini Slider of 10 Top News on Homescreen ( We can mark top n...

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    Own 2 shopfiy stores and would like to hire someone to improve product descriptions/Titles to be better suited for ads and conversions. We can discuss per product or per hour terms.

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    Hi there, Dr. Sila is a virtual personal health assistant that helps users to get answers about their health like: 1. How dangerous are my symptoms? 2. What type of doctors should I see? 3. What possible diseases and conditions I might have? Dr. Sila runs by Artificial Intelligence and Medical knowledge on Android & IOS. The logo targets improving people health. - Preferred colours: blue col...

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    I need detailed design & engineering support for development of solar, wind, diesel generator, battery bank & grid connected hybrid inverter of 3 kVA rating. The scope includes detailed engineering, sizing calculation, PCB design, firmware development, logic development, micro controller code for the hybrid inverter with battery charge controller and synchronization unit. Hardware work is ...

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    I m looking a candidate who has excellent fluency clarity in English and who can clear versant test. I will pay him/her 500 per 20 minutes. For further details [Removed for encouraging offsite communication which is against our Terms and Conditions -Section 13:Communication With Other Users]

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    WebSite for Herbal supplement small start-up company List of Key requirements (not-exhaustive list): 1. Clearly bring theme of the website and consistent look & feel 2. List current 8 products, should be able to add, edit and delete products in future Add product long description & FAQs 3. For each product bring out 3-4 relevant infographic pictures highlighting product qualities 4. Desig...

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    Content Writing 5 days left

    I have created a website for my construction business but I need a writer for About Us, Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy sections. Freelancers with legal and business background will be much appreciated.

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    I am looking for content , about us, terms and conditions, shipping policy writer for my e-commerce website. Content should not be copied.

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    API in PHP 5 days left

    Urgently Needed. We are an leading automotive company in Kuwait. New a API written in PHP fetching data from MS SQL server DB. Functionality is to provide a 3rd party application to look into our stock. Views will be provided . The API has to just fetch records and output [Removed for encouraging offsite communication which is against our Terms and Conditions -Section 13:Communication With Other U...

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    Each student will be required to write a paper comparing the U.S. Supreme Court to the high court of another country (approximately 6-8 pages, double spaced). You will need to cite at least four references (Wikipedia is actually a fine start, as are the official websites for the courts/judiciary in your country). The paper is more of a "report" than a research paper. By that, I mean you ...

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    We want to migrate from magento 1 to magento 2 We need to make all our installed plugins work We want to do the job in the next 1 MONTH PLUGINS INSTALLED AND WORKING WITH M1: plugins already installed and working will also need to work with Magento 2 - so you need to check them one by one and understand what you need to do SERVER RESOURCES: in addition to this, it is necessary to understand wha...

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    We are launching a site related to Freelancing, similar to Fiverr and Upwork. So we need somone to write us the Privacy Policies and Terms and Conditions so no one can make any claim or have any liabilities. It should be done with no grammar miskates and be clear to read.

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    Feature’s in Mobile App 1. Stylish Intro video splash screen with sliding text animation for displaying features. 2. Clean and User-friendly Login, Register and Forgot password page with required validation. 3. Login with Facebook, Google, Mobile number or Another platform. 4. A stylish calender to display all time slots for us to search stylish in that slot. 5. View Stylish profile and Opt...

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    I am looking for an SEO and Social media marketing expert with following experiences. 1) Ability to create white hat backlinks 2) Find influential people to promote my products on digital media 3) Experience with Facebook/Twitter campaigns 4) Ability to write promotional contents This job will pay 2$/hour after a 30 minutes trial and interview task. Please acknowledge in your cover letter that &...

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    I need some help with finding some leads. The person can work from home and make good money by calling through internet. Message me for more details... Commision based programme...

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    Like the title says need a generator capable of creating PDF-417 barcode similar to AAMVA standards

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    Python scrappers , selenium. telegram bots. flask. Submitting forms with selenium. We working directly on our server with RDPAnyDesk. example of scrappers: [login to view URL] working with flask to get command to scrap from web. need to know to configure basic flask. Terms: 8h/6d/month we pay 25K inr month Payments: dailyweeklymonthly. Please bid ONLY if you understand well. and accept ter...

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    we need Magento developer for long terms, thanks

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    Format of the Research Paper: In terms of technical requirements and format, all Research Papers must: (i) be double spaced (ii) be left justified with one inch margins; (iii) be numbered on the bottom right corner; (iv) use 12-point Times New Roman font for the main body and 10-point Times New Roman font for the footnotes; (v) contain proper citations (vi) use direct URL references wheneve...

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    Hi Jianxin F., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. Wanted to optimize the Woocommerce site in terms of Page load speed. Website: [login to view URL] Let me know if you can take up

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    Startup project 5 days left
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    USA startup looking for a iOS and android devoloper, in special terms for long term working . Only serious requests, and understanding that it’s startup mainly.

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    NO GENERIC MESSAGE. ALL GENERIC MESSAGE WILL BE BLOCKED. I want to Build an Image recognition App with TensorFlow and AWS Recoknigtion APIs that works like Plantix [login to view URL] for detecting disease, harvest time, weeds around plants and conditions of Plants. Users can get images from their phone camera or Wifi CCTV Camera, so the app should allow adding Wifi CCTV Camera on the App using ...

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    Hello I can manage to get the job done on time and as requested. I accept to work under whatever conditions and requirements as long as they suit both of the seller and the buyer.

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