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    We have a php application on google cloud & we also have our biometric (ZKTeco) device with static Ips on 4-5 locations. Right now we are using ZKTeco default software to get attendance from all devices manually & then import in our application. We like you to automate that process & it will be better if our application directly get data instead of any desktop utiity that behave like...

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    Please bid if you have an Native Library which can do them. Or you have done a same project. Please share me demo video if you have.

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    these a sales job were you have to bring a medicine order from the client these is only valid in Mumbai and delivery charge is free above 300 per order 7 rs will be given

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    Hi Im Ignacio from Argentina, Im electronic and I be working many years with this product and let tell me that is a excelent inverter as like leader brands in the world, that why I need a electronic engineer or industrial who can has prove know how in electronic assembly (PCBA), the idea is working togheter do step by step in diferents stage, because im talking about many components (909 for be ex...

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    I need an editor 6 days left

    I have a YouTube channel named speed2000 with around 130 subs and looking for a funny editor that can help me and my channel succeed

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    please read this in detail and then answer these questions below fully and clearly. do not say anything else. we've been getting a lot of spam and need your response to be as concise as possible. responses that violate this request will be ignored. QUESTIONS: 1. what are aurora and dynamodb and when would you use one or the other 2. is it possible to deploy lambdas and serverless dbs us...

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    Hi, I'm a Dynamics 365 CE consultant. I'm interested in building an integration between Dynamics 365 CE and a financial product called "Exact Online". The existing integrations in the market are not reliable. I'm looking in the direction of Logic Apps for the implementation. Dynmics 365 has already a connector. Exact Online supports a REST API and webhooks. We will need ...

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    Hello, I'm looking for guys help me get CPA Networks Affliates Accounts Approvals. Also Will look forward for Longer co-operation You must have enough experience with CPA networks and be good at Affliates Accounts Approval. Make phone calls and contact the affiliate managers via AIM or Skype. You need to make calls to affiliate networks on behalf of me and get the account approved. You w...

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    Take 2 pictures an draw a funny cartoon

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    I want to get HLS streaming URL (m3u8) from Yandex and that script to be able to stream videos at Yandex Disk with no limit views. Please hls method not download method.

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    Currently, our website is not loading for www. on our wordpress site. We tried to change the site home page to www. on general settings on wordpress and now it is not loading. We need it to work on both www and non www

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    The subscription system will allow businesses that purchase the service to make recurring charges for their customers. We need to create a dashboard view with different graphs and some detailed data from the tables of the DB for each specific user. The dashboard must have: Filter the data by dates. - Graph of new subscriptions vs. canceled subscriptions - Quantity for the failed transactions or s...

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    I have an eCommerce based website, through our website you provide only limited areas in Hyderabad. For that, we need user location and if the user location is not in the list of our areas than we need to display one message like " we are unable to serve to our location " .For this, we need the user's exact location. While getting the user's location we have two options. Those ...

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    I need all the data from this page ([login to view URL]), in an CSV format. FORMAT: "Dropdown1";"Dropdown2";"Dropdown3";"the average price that is displayed in red"

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    Hi, We have already migrated our site across to Woocommerce and need the services of someone experienced using the woocommerce platform to help with the following: 1. Take a look at our existing site and provide a critical review (Usability, order flow, site speed, slider bars, how orders are handled (Where the emails go etc etc). 2. Once you have had time to provide a full review of what is wo...

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    We'll give you $500 to join in on the fun. Twitter personality John McAfee recently tweeted that he was looking for an artist to do his portrait, Steampunk style. The thread ([login to view URL]) is already full of ideas, but we want to see more! Fast, out-of-the-box, creative artists wanted. We're looking for the most imaginative ways you can combine his image with any mechanical appar...

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    We are looking for a Media & Community Manager (Newsletter, Social Media, Email Marketing) to help plan and implement our marketing and advertising activities. For this role, you should understand the full marketing mix and be familiar with ways to analyze market research and customers’ behavior. You should also be able to create spreadsheets and analyze quantitative data to interpret R...

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    Hi, we are looking for a writer for short comedian comic with 3 to 4 strips max for each. The main comic concept will be about noisy kids in home and how their parents are dealing with in a funny ways and ideas. if you are interested and have willing to do the job please bid

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    The first stage of this will be golf coaching, then looking at moving into events, golf business solutions, travel and path ways. I'm wanting an icon for the business that i can use on my business cards, literature and website. Cheers

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    Banner , Leaflet design 5 days left
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    Dear Designer, We are UK based company engaged in providing after school hours tutoring to children aged 6-16 and one course for training to adults applying for UK citizenship. As a promotion campaign of our company, we are looking for creative designer the best competitive prices to design two banner (75x 60cms, 200x 60 cms and one A5 leaflet) Design/colour/images ideas should be creative with...

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    Telemarketing Job Sales Calls 5 days left
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    We are a service company and looking for telemarketers in the Philippines to make phone calls to companies in Melbourne Australia to get them to use our services We are looking for someone with a good English to make phone calls and send daily and weekly reports of the calls, YOU MUST HAVE A FLUENT ENGLISH (if not don't bother applying for the job) YOU MUST BE ORGANISED AND FOLLOW ...

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    We are launching a website to sell cigars Cigar advertisements are not allowed on Facebook and Google We need to identify alterative ways to promote our website. (Mantis and Outbrain etc.) If you currently are not working with other clients that have a Facebook and Google adds Prohibited product, please do not apply to this add. We will require references of your clients you have helped that fac...

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    We are having conferences coming up and we would like a partner who would help us in getting participants for our conferences and we would be happy to provide a sum amount or commission on the paid registrations generated from your end. Please let us know your opinion on the same as we are open for constructive feedback or keep us in touch with the right person to discuss further.

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    Project requires you to gather the URL of 530 websites that match to businesses / organisations / blogs from a list. It's (probably) a manual task, you will have to type the name into Google and find the website then put into excel. Example: Organisation: Auto Dealer Today Result to return: [login to view URL] We will supply an excel file with 530 organisations when the project begins ...

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    Overview Ovation Solutions is a leading provider of engaging B2B animated and live action marketing and sales videos for the tech industry. Our producers excel at turning complex technical business messages in to elegant creative stories that succinctly explain the unique value of our client’s offerings, generate and drive sales. As the Lead Producer, you will: Lead projects from initial c...

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    Get user Geolocation 5 days left
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    We have an app based on html an javascipt. (Electron app an website app) We want to get latitud an longitud for the users that use our desktop app and website app in the moment they login into the app or click a button, could be by ip. So we need the library or the best solution. The project is an employer attendance app for desktop an website IMPORTANT we are looking how can do this with out u...

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    Please write 600-700 words per page min 300. 1. Rodent Control ( Keywords: rat exterminator, mice exterminator, mice control, rodent control) 2. Raccoon Removal (Keywords: raccoon elimination, raccoon removal, raccoon control, wildlife removal) 3. Ant Removal (keywords: carpenter ants, ant removal) 4. Bed Bug Treatment (keywords: bed bug exterminator, bed bug, bed bug removal, bed bug treatment) ...

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    Hello,To develop a custom backend panel for the users and admin with the functionality as below: The UI for the admin and user backend panel to be designed based on the UI Kit (flat design UI Components) provided. User Panel 1. Login form, Email login, facebook ./ google login Upload their monster image. 2. Message to admin a. The user sends message to admin and admin to a user. 3. Updates a. ...

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    Build me a Apk of Mapping Farm Areas, where the users can mark points, polygons, and can share that by e-mail and another ways. is need to have the function of build a grade of points based in the area of the polygon (It only Math). that are similar apk's in play store, but i need a exclusive of my company (could be used to be based on). Work with QR code could be a differential PS: Apk Scre...

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    Trophy icon Podcast jingle 2 days left

    I need a jingle for a new podcast that will offer advice and insight as to the best ways to learn piano, it will be in association with a music theory website too. Include these words in jingle ' The World of Piano.Com' Podcast ( in association with Graded Music [login to view URL]) Additional prize will be given to winner

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    When you login to facebook, the cookie is generated. I want to get access token using this cookie information(xs and c_user). if you can , please joing me thanks

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    Need a local cypriot to go to the cypriot registries to find a birth date and birth certificate of a person born in the 1860s. More details in private.

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    Bespoke tailoring company Need articles to promote our shirt product Ten fashion ways to wear white shirt White shirt bespoke style and fabric Prefer article with graphic and photo illustration

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    I Own A web Site for Download Facebook Videos my Problem is i couldn't get the Facebook POSTS ID from facebook $url : for example if you have facebook url like this : [login to view URL] this URL ID will be : 846525682354321 and the url will be : [login to view URL] all that because i cant fetch this URL : [login to view URL] direct from my server so i just want to get the ID and use the u...

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    You have to be an expert in contacting businesses to get my company new clients. You can do this through any method such as freelance sites, cold calling, cold emailing etc. Apply for more details.

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    Greeting card designer 5 days left
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    supply 1 page designs for our website, we are looking for a part time designer to supply us with cards for our online card creator. designed in photoshop like the sample attached. The must be funny so understanding english humour is essential. We are currently paying between 65/69p per design so these need to be done fast. We are happy to take 500 designs per week

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    Our company is one of the leading comparison services in Australia, aiming to empower individuals to make better financial decisions. We are looking for a Client Services Support gun to join our team. You will work with our partners to implement end to end tracking solutions for all performance activity on site. This role is heavily focussed on click and conversion tracking, analysing conversion...

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    People in their late middle ages need more confidence in their own investment decisions. Often they are desperate to find better proven ways, accumulating wealth, while accepting and minimising their associated risks through measuring, testing and analysing investment performances. They need a coach to guide/help them using simulations and "what if" analysis to improve their confidence i...

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built.

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    I need an expert to help me to get a Facebook Blueprint Certification in Media Planning and Buying. I need to see first whether you are certified or not?

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    Are you a sports enthusiast?   You don’t need to be an expert at any specific sport however if you are really passionate about particular sport it can by any sports i.e. badminton, table tennis, baseball, swimming, running, boxing, mma, basketball, golf, tennis, cricket, football, winter sports, water sports, material arts, gym etc and you like writing about them then I have a job for y...

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    I am looking to engage a set of content writers who can write good quality, SEO optimized, lead generating content for our website. Please read carefully before applying. The content will have to be original content and should pass grammarly checks for grammar and plagiarism. The content will also have to talk to the right target audience. We will clearly define what the topic should be about and...

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    It will be a photo or video status app, with different categories, I'll upload pictures and short clips for people to download and post on their various social media. There will be 6 people who will be able to upload pictures and videos to the app and anybody can just click a save button and it saves on their phone. Will have categories like Funny, Sports, Movies. Just the photo, Gif or vid...

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    It will be a video status app, with different categories, I'll upload short clips for people to download and post on the social media. There will be 6 people who will be able to upload videos to the all and anybody can just click a save button and it saves on their phone. Will have categories like Funny, Sports, Movies

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    Hi, guys! We start a new project of animation for kids. Who can make 2d animations. It must be cartoons for kids, friendly and funny. The duration of animations is 3-4 minutes.

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    Trophy icon Children's Book Illustrations 4 days left

    I am a children's book author, who wants to teach children it's okay to laugh about silly things. I am looking for an illustrator, who can create expressive images that immediately make me want to giggle just to see them! I want photos that reflect a mother teasing a child, with a twinkle in her eye; and a child that sometimes has a scrunched up nose because she's grossed out, b...

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    Hello, I am creating a marketplace for headbands and have high ambitions for the company. The name of the company is Ravebands and we need an amazing logo. We would like to see what you come up with with. Two ways we see this going, having a logo that is "Rave" and one that is "Ravebands".

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    I need some help with selling something.

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    I am looking for someone to help me build a no frills but highly responsive web and mobile app to sell a certain kind of product (multi vendor like [login to view URL] or yo!kart). The high level requirements would be: 1. Create accounts for users (buy or sell) 2. List items for sale 2a. Items would be put into a specific category (10 possible total categories) 2b. Each of the above categorie...

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    I am looking for both a Hindi and Urdu native that can complete an evaluation of three potential brand names, and how they would sound / be received / their impression in Hindi and Urdu. Evaluations are to be completed in English. This could be two separate jobs but for someone proficient in Hindustani this could potentially be done by the same person. If you can only do one please let me know. ...

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