This project will be ongoing. Your first assignment will be creating 20 unique funny blogposts like for example BoredPanda. >> BLOGS ARE VERY VISUAL WITH VERY ACCESSIBLE COPYWRITING The blogs should be very visual and have a unique tone of voice. Our blogs should be writting in native English as we are targetting English markets.
- Design a funny t-shirt that's a golf joke - Shirt must say "MY DRIVER IS LONG & HARD, BUT I LOVE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE HOLE". The common after HARD is optional - The words can be upper or lower case or mixed or script You can optionally use period or commas, as needed. - Be creative! Graphics would probably help
We are looking for funny ad script writing for a web product launch video which could have duration of 2 minutes. The scene has need to have some wit and humor while a person talking about the product and why should people use it.
I need you to write some articles. I need a blogger to write funny stories for my website. The articles need to be short - around 250 words - but with good quality and sense of humour. The site is visited mainly by UK males so the content should be adapted to the audience. I will need 3 articles a week. If happy with quality will work with you on permanent
I need some graphic design. Hii, I am Vivek and just started a website whose launching is on 25 oct and required graphic designer who can create designs on themes. I want tshirts on the folliwing themes : 90's Nostalgia Abstract Alcohol Animals Anime Artsy Baahubali Bikers Birds Bollywood Book lovers Buddha Cartoons comic Strips Couples
I would like a video in 3d animation presenting my concept of Le Vin du Mois. This video needs to be funny and simple. Nothing serious. It's very important people perceive that they will discover exclusive and authentic wines with our concept. The Scenario is : I (Geoff from Le Vin du Mois) go find authentic wine in small wineries and from small
Im looking for logo design for website where we will be selling consumer gadgeds, aparel and some inovative products. Logo is meant to be simple funny and maybe cominated from cool and mango. Ice/mango. Looking for logo in yellow, grey, green, blue color combination. PLEASE DO NOT COPY PASTE FROM WEB! UPDADE: Hi guys I see loth of designs
Hello, All Logo name is ' online nakhare [url removed, login to view] we need design a logo that is fashion store for branded pro...need to little bit fummy with fashion we tried to done something that we are attaching please look it you can refer product for [url removed, login to view] / itokri and more such funny stores
Hello, We're developing a personal twitter account for a client who dabbles in IT and Marketing related ventures. We're looking for funny, original and meaningful tweets for the same. No controversial tweets needed. In your bid, please provide a couple sample tweets. Your asking price for 100 tweets to start with. And the time required to
I want you to help me to make comic strip about facts, tips and funny things about freelancer life. I have already made the characters. So you just need to put the characters to become comic strip
...very simple drawing in black lines only, that I can print at home and stick to an a4 piece of paper to turn it into a card. Our nicknames are "Burrito" and "Chicken Pie".... My girlfriend must be a happy burrito hugging a pie with chicken legs. If possible a cute cat is sitting on our heads like in facebook video chat. Its supposed to be funny and
looking someone who paint in photoshop (need original files) family characters (stylized as attachment) 1) father and son - father holds beer bottle 2) father and daughter - father holds beer bottle 3) mother and son - mother is crazy from baby 4) mother and daughter - mother is crazy from baby 5) baby /boy/ naughty 6) baby / girl / naughty
Illustration of Canadian geese being herded away by dogs on leash out for a walk. Neighborly group banding together to keep the geese off busy roads through the neighborhood and roads
...15 cartoon-style, black and white illustrations to bring the chapters to life. The style I am looking for is similar to those in the tabloid press, i.e. simple, quirky illustrations depicting funny characters and scenarios. To help the illustrator, for each cartoon I will provide a brief synopsis of the relevant chapter / theme, a suggested image
hello i need a set of 20 pics with quotes what are funny and unique from design , like a collection with something funny , (maybe with a white sheep) just a example [url removed, login to view] in footer website url and name should be then same