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    Design Vector Logo 6 days left
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    Looking for a Graphic Designer to Stylize and Vectorize this Logo Concept for a New Game. Game Vision Details: A Fast Paced Strategy Game centered around Climate Change and the Impacts of Fossil Fuel use and Pollution. Target Market Details: Target Market is 18-35 Professional Casual Players. Logo must be clean and simple but with an artistic flair to the core "C" of the logo. Design ...

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    We are looking for reliable, responsible and hardworking individual writers to work on some writing jobs for me. It is a growing team and projects just kept pouring in. Work is every day (weekends are optional) thus I really need someone who can focus. the requirement is that you write 1000 words of articles to the given topics so that we promote and market our topics, brands and products. We do h...

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    I need you to write some content for a blog/ email draft/ social media posting / some research I’m a tv commercial producer/ book author / running family own manufacturing company. Need someone who can also help me promoting me through social media, branding, blog writing etc. In order for me to get hired, please write a one paragraph of sample corporate greeting message For Chinese New Year...

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    I need you to write some content for a website.

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    Need realtime stock quotes into filemaker db I'm looking to pull down real-time stock data from either Interactive Brokers. I believe they have a couple API or whatever to interact. It would be great to have one script button, a text field (stock symbol (AAPL)) and real-time price when script button is pushed. Also, there's a way to place orders with Interactive Brokers. I'd like ...

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    Blog writing on various sites 6 days left
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    Looking for someone to write about our brand and products in various blogs on websites in the United States. Must be fluent in English and have a portfolio to show past writing samples. Paid on a monthly basis and requires 3 weekly writings posted on high traffic blogs from the United States.

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    I need some help with writing a contract. A Joint Venture for a Federal contract fencing. The two companies will be mine (EnviroEdge Solutions LLC) and (H&H Building Supply INC). I need to write up a fixed contract between the two parties to do business together and share a percentage between the two companies. H&H Building Suppler Inc will be supplying the supplies, employees and EnviroEd...

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    Freelancer Team, I need a quote on a very small specialty WordPress project for a real estate website. One of my clients would like to implement the RPR Broker AVM Widget in their site. You can find the FAQs for the widget here: [login to view URL] The widget is already configured, so no worries there. What we're in need of is a simple function to accept the address and call the widg...

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    Blog Writing 6 days left

    Looking for 10 Blogs of unique content (1200-1500 words), SEO optimized for small commercial cleaning company based in Atlanta. ($35 per blog)

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    RESEARCH WRITING. 6 days left
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    MY RATE IS $10AUD FOR 1000WORD Please don't bid if you terms are higher than this!! I also need some one who will submit once I DON'T LIKE RESUBMITING WORK.

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    RESEARCH WRITING 6 days left

    MY RATE IS $10AUD FOR 1000WORD Please don't bid if you terms are higher than this!! I also need some one who will submit once I DON'T LIKE RESUBMITING WORK.

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    We have started to write content for a new international product's presentation brochure. We would like to show this content to a writer who can help us refine it and turn it into a marketing piece. The writer we are looking for will have experience in writing for financial marketing programs.

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    Need content writing for gift and toy company in excess of 10,000 words and same time if you know the refund policy and FAQ or term condition that will be additional work... Please be reasonable and generous in quoting anything, Before quote consider its long term and I might need in excess of 50,000 words so I will be giving you work may be a full week...

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    I have an R script which uses two .csv files as input, makes a calculation, then displays an output. I need help with a command to write the output to a [login to view URL] file (the [login to view URL] command doesn't seem to work for some reason with the dataframe I selected). This is relatively basic, and would just require you to have an intermediate knowledge of R. The "save" f...

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    I have a marketing agency that I need great copy written for. The website is [login to view URL] Please send over a portfolio and experience. Ty.

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    Essay writing 6 days left
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    Write 13 pages on Privacy and confidentiality versus security and regulation. Add bibliography and references.

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    Blog Writing 6 days left

    Looking for 10 Blogs of unique content (1200-1500 words), SEO optimized for small commercial cleaning company based in Atlanta. ($35 per blog)

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    Travel Writing 6 days left

    We are looking for a travel writer to write a article about Hotel's in our town for a guidebook project. Article to be roughly 1,500 words describing the different hotel options in town.

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    An all rounder to post my blogs. Videos on social media. Must have writing skills. Plus fluent in Spanish English or both. Track record in book promotion on Amazon and other platforms Take responsibility for all of social. Media upkeep. Long term relationship price to be negotiated

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    Writing task 6 days left
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    writitng task for stuff and well written english not american english no z

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    Content Writing 6 days left
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    I need you to write some creative and engaging content..If impressed with your writing we also would like to hire you for next similar projects as well. Sample topic - *Why is Outdoor Learning needed for kids of 21st Century*

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    I need someone to copy information from some websites.

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    1. Search for "pub" on google maps UK. 2. Find pubs not in towns or cities, only in villages 3. Tell me pub name, address, phone number Give hourly quotes please, thank you

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    Content writing 6 days left

    Content writing Read the literature i will provide carefully and follow the guidelines i will attach. Please cite all the work in APA style. Fields related: Education - Research

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    Hello there, we want to ramp-up a startup website using the following wordpress template: [login to view URL] Currently we're searching for a freelancer in Barcelona to fill all agreed content (text and visuals to be provided after briefing meeting) in the template and adjust some of the components (delete sections). I'd ideally meet candidates personally in Barcelona tomorrow (Jan...

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    YOU'LL BE REQUIRED TO WRITE CONTENT DAILY OF 1000 WORDS OR ABOVE. PAY RATE: 50 INR PER 1000 WORDS YOU'LL BE REQUIRED TO WRITE A SAMPLE WRITE "INDIA" IN YOUR BID SO THAT I KNOW YOU HAVE BID

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    If you love writing stories, we are looking for fiction writers who are able to work on a variety of genres. All plots, characters and details are provided so that you can write effortlessly. If non-fiction is your strength, we also have opportunities available for research as well.

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    i need some 10 to 20 articles to post on my blog related to Tax services.

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    Hi, everyone. We're a small company that sell electronics and furnitures. We're building a new website for our business. We need someone who can write and post BLOG content into our website. We can offer all connections. Regards.

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    Hello, I'm looking for someone who is gifted, and write very well. I have a small text to make better. And some sentences to correct. All is one word page.

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    I need you to write some shayari

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    We are creating game online. User will have set of task to be done and he/she need to complete it. We need english & polish speaking copywriter to make our texts engaging, funny and positive! Fluent english is a must. Fluent polish will be benefit. In total, we have: - 50 short cards with task, to re-write in english (200 character in each max) - Around 10 sentences with typical mobil ap...

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    Necesitamos urgentemente escritores responsables que puedan trabajar escribiendo artículos para blogs a largo plazo. El trabajo debe ser 100% original y libre de plagio, se comprobará su originalidad con un detector premium. La escritura debe ser cercana y respetando las normas gramaticales. Inicialmente el pago será de 3 USD/ 1000 palabras, con expectativas de aumentar a larg...

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    I need you to write some content for a website.

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    Problem solving QUOTE writer 6 days left
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    I need someone who can write amazing problem solving quotes for Business/Financial sector.

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    Hi, everyone. We're a small company that sell electronics and furnitures. We're building a new website for our business. We need someone who can write and post BLOG content into our website. We can offer all connections. Regards.

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    Looking for someone to finish writing my book. I have written 7000 words so far but need it completed with 90000 words.

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    Native English Only I cannot stress this enough. Do not contact me otherwise, it is nothing personal but this for English readers and an English Business. Send samples when bidding Article Wrting 3000+ Words Topic will be SEO related Rough Title " What Is Search Intent in SEO" The article will be 3000+ words of quality non filler content explaining what Search Intent in SEO is. I w...

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    RESEARCH WRITING 6 days left

    I need you to write a research article.

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    Content writing 6 days left

    I need a skilled freelancer who is ready to start this project immediately and finish in two weeks time

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    We are looking for a talented and professional Linux Email Server Administrator to configure and maintain our new mail server. The server is running the Atmail Suite and Atmail Mail Server on Centos 7x64. You should have experience with the following tech stack: React, Go(lang), JMAP Proxy, DAV, Swift, Dovecot, Exim, Nginx, Apache SpamAssassin, ClamAV, Ansible and PHP (Zend), DNS etc. We curren...

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    blog writing 6 days left
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    researching and writing blogs for a southern Africa travel company

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    I will need 2 articles approximately 1500 - 2000 words each for the Casino/gambling industry in German Fixed pay

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    Writing. B 6 days left
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    I need you to write a research article.

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    I'm starting a brand new blog in the digital marketing niche. I am working with a writer to provide the content for the blog, and now I'm looking for someone to help the blog "come to life". The initial work needed is to get the blog setup using AppDrag ([login to view URL]), linking our domain, and making the blog look good. The second part of the project is to upload the ar...

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    Responsibilities Join the Hoxton Team! Work from home remote job: Join our 600+ employees’ team! This role is responsible for assisting in using our software to write data on magnetic cards and employee security cards. No experience necessary! $500-40 hours paid training and competitive $1900 to $2400 monthly pay + 2 extra salaries per year for full time employees! ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS: &bu...

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    Hi i will share the details with the shortlisted candidates. Thanks

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    Fairytale Writing 6 days left
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    Creating one princess and her friends. Fiction. Writing fairytale small books for children aged 6-8 and 8-11. The book teaches kids to care about her soul.

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    Write fresh article for Digital Marketing Blogs

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