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    I need to create a humorous image that I can print the size of a poster. I need to do a graphic that closely resembles a picture of a person. This person will be...shirt with a collar. The person will have extra long arm pit hair blowing from his arm behind him in the wind and tickling the nose of the rider behind him. This is a birthday gag gift.

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    Here is a video : [login to view URL] I would like to change the texts in the signs. In order of appearance : "Formulaires" "Relances" "Logistique" "Retards" Left : The logo Skillup (attached) Right : "Admninistratif" Thanks

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    I need a logo created for a product of mine. Logo / product label. I have a rough drawing of what I'd like it to look like. I'd like it to be an animated look. It is for a gag-gift product.

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    ...singing "Evil Woman" by electric lights orchestra to Anne Frank. I know, it sounds absolutely horrible. I promise you, we don't hate Jews, and we don't like Hitler. It's just a gag to make him laugh. I want it to be a really good animation, so I would ask to see your previous works before we get started. Just to be sure of your skill level. This is for

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    I need a 3D model of something. Will give rough drawing and some notes of what I want and need you to design and make a creative rendering

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    i want a website like 9 gag with some custom feature budget is fixed,will talk more on chat...................................

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    I need a logo designed. New company called ‘Bigger Boys’ that makes baby stuff for lazy grown ass adults (gag gifts like giant strollers).

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    Hey everyone... Looking for a talented graphic designer that can see eye to eye with what my vision is. It is a simple fun graphic. Looking for a fun young designer with a sense of humor and an edge that is talented with a cartoon kind of icon we can create and work forward with eiher be merchandise or whatever. Picture the planters peanuts icon but with a [login to view URL] you are able to mak...

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    I need a simple logo design that needs to be in Black and White and somewhat small as it will be put on the face of a watch for a gag gift. The name will be "MorningWood" and needs to be simple. May be a tree to represent wood and sun to represent morning. Please feel free to be funny with the logo and include innuendos to represent the term-If you

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    First, understand I am EXTREMELY cynical of web developers. I have been burned for too much time and money to count. You would gag. I've dealt with giant firms, and individuals, and in between. The industry is smoke and mirrors and fraught with cons and incompetence. I will require you to set the expectation, manage it professionally, and deliver as

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    ...rough outline of the characters and story. Please don’t rewrite this one yet. It’s only a guide , background info, still a work in progress. The other document is called “Gag one” this is the script there is also two images which contain attached artwork the artwork is still in progress . The first page is nearly finished the second is stall

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    ...analysis on R Anova and the data should be taken from published article. Explanation should be provided as well with the data extracted 1. Find closely related sequences for gag gene of HIV viral genome in Homo sapiens by using BLAST. 2. Select top 20 sequence from the list of BLAST output for further analysis. 3. Construct a phylogenetic tree for

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    Looking to change the word mambo to sancho in the song Mambo #5. It's for a gag gift. Thanks.

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    Looking to accomplish the following: 1. Alter a parking ticket for gag purposes - copy is ready, just need to change copy within ticket, which is also available 2. Simple illustration highlighting 'ticketable' offense (ideas are ready - only one would need illustrating) 3. Set up web page with above illustration on home page & 2 links - one with

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    For this project I would like to switch the face of the goat with the face of the girl (....with the girl's hair, and the girl's face small with the goat's fur and ears. The end picture should be good but does not have to be "super perfect" as it is being used a a gag/ joke... Please submit your questions and reasonable bids for this project. Thanks!!

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    This is a simulated nude photoshop job to remove a bikini for a wedding gag. Please do not bid if you don't have experience with nude photos or the skills required to make this look real. This will be one photograph, top only. I will share the photo after bidding.

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    This is a project to remove clothing to simulate nudity. If you are not comfortable doing this or do not have the photoshop skills do not bid. This is a gag gift for a wedding and the reality needs to be there.

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    Very simple android app, as a gag gift for one user. App plays 1 of 9 10 sec videos immediately, depending on buttons and settings. Only three screens. (main, video and settings) Videos will be cached locally. No login, no backend, no database, no security. Settings has just three single select controls, and determine which video is played. I will

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    ...progress but will give you an idea - we will likely add to it as things develop) - chocolates - pet treats - baby - pamper me - grandparents - gardening - gadgets - gag gifts - kids - crafts - fitness -surprise me!. the idea is that user select a category then receive 'gifts' related to this category each month. We are thinking that this

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    Hi creative artiest, We need a simple logo of our new website, Our site name is Kuwait week .com The site is events inside kuwait for a we...5- Logos we like: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] All the best

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    I want to be photoshopped into a celebrity pic that was taken (for a gag baby announcement); a girlfriend already took the pics.

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    I have a picture of my friend that I possibly need touched up, but more so just cut out and then placed on 4-6 different pictures for a gag on his birthday. this is pretty basic work, doesn't need to be professional. I was finding online that the going rate is roughly $5-$8 per picture which I am fine with. I have the pictures ready, email me for any

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    This is a birthday gag where you will be removing clothing and simulating nudity from one photograph. The photo is a bikini photo. If you are uncomfortable with simulated nudity or do not require the skills to simulate nudity DO NOT BID. otherwise, I look forward to your work.

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    This is a removal of bikini for a simulated NUDE for a birthday gag. If you are not okay with doing a simulated nude DO NOT BID. This is for one photo. If it is done well we will do more.

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    I need an app exactly like [login to view URL] please give me time and cost in your proposal

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    Website based on API, gag gift site

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    Looking for someone who can optimize my WordPress site to load fast and want to create a plugin or a way to play video like [login to view URL] (auto play on scrol...will reduce major work. plugin: [login to view URL] Only bid if you can do all the things. theme demo : [login to view URL]

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    We are looking to hire an illustrator to create color drawings of each one of the American preside...illustrator to create color drawings of each one of the American presidents, engaged in particular tasks--45 images total. Style should be cross between "editorial/newspaper," "gag cartoon" and "caricature." Nothing grotesque. Contest is for ONE image.

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    I ...dress. I want the picture of the girl in the bright pink dress photoshopped into the family photo, so that is appears like she is part of the family. This is for a special "gag gift". The finished product will be presented as a 5" x 7" photo, so please keep in mind that photo resolution should be appropriate to print out a clear 5" x 7" photo

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    Hi I am looking for someone to Photoshop my head on a bikini fitness picture and Photoshop it. This is for a gag gift. Can yupu help

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    I need someone to make website where user can post meme. More detail when I talk possible candidate.

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    ...matching red lipstick, DRY sense of humour Ned's Mum Lily - 'small but powerful' is what she calls herself. Partial to swearing. Smokes, though more lady like than rough. Her gag is that whenever you see her she is cleaning - either up a ladder and you only see her feet or in the oven bum sticking out even when she is fully seen she should be polishing

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    Several b/w gag cartoons . Characters: King Kong, Godzilla. B/W. Funny. For self published book. 300 DPI.

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    ...have to write application like 9gag. Requirements: -Laravel 5.2 -XAMPP PHP 7.0 + MySql -Composer -Netbeans 8.2 PHP 7.0 Write a simple app using REST/CRUD/MVC like 9 gag. -show list with pictures -show photo with comments -add new picture -edit picture -remove picture -add new comment -edit comment -remove comment Date of dedication

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    an essay regarding my single panel comic strip and the drive it takes to pursue syndication, as well as gag writing.

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    I need someone to alter some images. Wnmt to take a GQ cover (leo DiCaprio) and swap a face from a photo. For a 90th birthday gag gift.

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    I need a logo to be created for [login to view URL] The website will sell simple little gag gifts that are meant to be funny. All of the gifts will be mailed

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    We are searching for a product designer to analyze a previous mock version of a gag product called the "Tug Toner" and create a final design to be manufactured for mass production. Our company has gained the rights to distribute this product and look forward to working with a high quality designer to achieve a final version. The product consists

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    IMPORTANT: When applying, send a sample product description for one of my products on the website: [login to view URL] I have 68 product into my shopify store. I need someone to write the product descriptions for those 68 products. You are also allowed to change the Titles. Everything else is set up(images, store, etc). You only write the description

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    I have a novelty item being made in China and need a box designed for it. This will just be a normal 6 side box. Th...Basically it is a clay penis that will grow seeds on it. I am thinking the actual box design can be more cartoonish than sexual or graphic by any means - Again, its a novelty gag type item, hoping to not make it out to be offensive.

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    ... The model will be used to develop a mold so that this can be turned into a product. The idea is to use some off color comedy to make fun of Donald Trump with a hilarious gag gift. Next Steps: we will ask you to show us your previous work, as it pertains to similar ideas. If your artistic talent matches our idea, we will send you an NDA and get

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    ...Specify the maximum number of users at room Message all chatrooms Ban management Administrators/Moderators list management Rooms management Flood control Ban user Gag user View user IP Enable/disable create room option Kick user option Invisible mode support Admin-set voice/video broadcast quality Enable/disable user cam/mic

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    I have used Photoshop to design a cover for my forthcoming book. The graphic ...Specifically, I need three completed graphics in hi-res JPEG: 1) Cover with head laying on its side with fence and backgroung removed 2) As for 1) with gag added to mouth 3) As for 1) with gag, flags and pussy hat added Also, header and footer can possibly be improved.

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    I need someone to alter some images. Add Cleveland Indians Carlos Santana into a photo. It will be used as a gag Christmas gift

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    ...CHARACTERS - Will pop up throughout series 6. Ned's Mum Lily - 'small but powerful' is what she calls herself. Partial to swearing. Smokes, though more lady like than rough. Her gag is that whenever you see her she is cleaning - either up a ladder and you only see her feet or in the oven bum sticking out even when she is fully seen she should be polishing

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