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    I need a C++ program that makes it so on my computer if I visit [login to view URL] on any browser it will take me to [login to view URL] I am planning a joke on a coworker and have minor c++ skills but not what is necessary to complete this project.

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    ...size(width) and insert text "search question/review/poll" 7. Three buttons are there Ask a Question - this is fine Write a Review - make it like ask a question (Form) Post a joke - make it like ask a question (form) add create a poll button (and allow people to create a poll easily and share it on social media) make them like should be login to post/create

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    I need someone to make an aesthetically pleasing (think new-age minimalist font) image that I can print/use that contains the phrase "See, the power of the mind is not a joke." with an illustration of a brain somewhere on it.

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    ...blog I'm creating. The name of it is "Not Dot Com, Dot Net" and the website is [login to view URL] The email address I'll be using is atatat@[login to view URL] It's a dumb joke to launch a lot of dumb ideas, but the crux of it is it's pretty terrible when you say it out loud. "You're listening to not dot com, dot net. You can find us online at n...

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. I need a well designed animated video maker app.

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    ...fortnightly or weekly mailchimp designer for our existing customers to 'be in there face' showcasing the products and items on special, we have an idea of adding a little joke in the design as part of it giving it some more substance to the customers. We're looking for: *Professional *Bright what we sell: Toner & Ink, A3/A4 Office Printers & Photocopier...

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    We are looking for some shirt designs. We are a smokehouse and we are wanting to do up some shirts with ...We are a smokehouse and we are wanting to do up some shirts with cool designs as well as bbq puns and dad joke type stuff. We have two different logos that can be incorporated if possible but dont need to be the feature, Its all about the design.

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    Design a bookcover for the comedy book, "A Wank Across Britain" Include: By Mark Pitt This is a spoof travel guide aimed at the American market. The cover template is available at [login to view URL] Please note, the space for the ISBN must be left blank. The following text should appear on the back cover: "The UK

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    I need someone to make a look-a-like logo for a joke t-shirt.

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    We are looking for dedicated SEO professionals to work on our domain. We need SERIOUS experts not newbies who will just joke around Read attached document for details

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    I want to design a business logo for my business cards. It should advertise my company "Living Joke Entertainment" and my brand "Nice Guy, Nasty". You see I am a Stand Up Comic and I practice a new, particular, unique style of Comedy that I call "Nice Guy, Nasty". The idea is I appear on stage plain, ordinary and I appear as just an average, everyday

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    To develop a Joke App in 3 days

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    we're sending weekly emails via mail chimp, the content of the email is 1. 1 or 2 or 3 specials of the week (either on Office printers or Toner & Ink) 2. a 'Joke' of the week 3. some interesting information about printers and photocopiers like a guide or standard info I'm looking to hire someone long term with a 'nice' taste, has to be professional

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. A professional looking android app with admin panel I want a joke app with Admin panel 1 banner in app Basic app logo Ui Admob integration Social media link And share option Budget of all :900rs only

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    I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR

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    We are an american football league and we are looking for a fun/funny cartoon drawing/illustration to go with our joke. Please design a simple fun/funny drawing/cartoon based on the following joke: Q: What did the american football coach say to the broken candy vending machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Perhaps a drawing of an american football

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    musically like app 1- Need ANDROID & IOS APP With web ADMIN to manage all things 3- Full source and rights ( you wont able to sell to others and al...use in your other projects) 4- two mile stones First after backend & android app and second after ios app NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply

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    ...there are 2000 members on the forum. I have the world record fastest Polaris Slingshot and it is white and black. I happen to be 6' 3" tall and 350 pounds. So there is a running joke when people say that they have something faster being built or just [in a fun way] give me a hard time about anything on the forum I say. They call it "poking the panda bear"

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    Read before Bid - NO FRESHERS OR FREELANCERS - ONLY COMPANIES 1- need exact musically app ANDROID & IOS 2- BACKEND to manage everything 3- Full s...and second after ios app Must check what technology(function they are using for them to understand better. NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply

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    We are on a strict low budget of Rs. 1.5 per question. Subjects available:- Maths, Science,...choose the subject to want & fill sheets as attached below. I'm attaching three files. One as empty sheet, one as completed sheet & the third one as the instruction manual. Joke bids will be ignored. Please write 'I get that' when you begin your proposal.

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build my blog. please bid your final and minimum amount, I don't have big budget for this. and also I need premium template to be used to make blog website.

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    Up for offer is a simple and silly project! Help me get a joke that has gone too far across the line. It is a hand drawn 8.5"X11" image that needs to be touched up for repeat printing (shirts/cups/etc). The white/colored space in the letters needs to be smoothed/resized a bit and cleaning up/darkening around the edges of the main image. Also any general

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    I need a simple poster inviting guests to sign the guest book. Colours must be pastel pink, rose gold, yellow go... just give it a whirl, all for the special 1st birthday girl! Write Maisie a message, make a prediction about what she will be when she grows up or share your favourite joke or memory with her. Don't forget to sign your name. xxx

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    Hi Raushan Kumar T., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. I have no design i want Simple website development: as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page

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    I'm looking for someone to find quality leads: What I'm looking for is small business owners in the USA. What would be needed is: Business name, Owner N...Number and Email Let me know the cost on 250 leads. (I could also create an incentive if I close the sale you get $50 each!) In your opening line, tell me a good knock knock joke (to avoid bots)

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    I have a photo of me and my friends, and we joke how it looks like an anime. Now i need one of your guys help to bring the dream to life. Doesn't need to be super detailed.

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    Requirement - short videos Quality - hd/ full hd any (not blur) Duration - 4 to 5 minute Daily average - min.10 video daily Subject - funny, joke, prank, motivation, story, gk, anyNote - already on youtube NOT REQUIREDPREFFER TO CREATIVE IDEA

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    ...There is no minimum/maximum number of words - what count is that you capture the essence of these stories and make the email interesting to read. 3/ Add a brain teaser or a joke based on some tech news (affiliates/vendors are usually very interested in tech news) at the end of the email As a test, please go through the 4 news below and write an engaging

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    Hi! Blog #1: Importance of Small Businesses using social media for marketing (there should be lots of info online) #...(digital marketing/social media) and can put together a good blog that is easy to read and fun to read (added graphics would be nice) In your response, tell me a good "knock knock joke" *So I can filter out the auto-bots Thanks!

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    We are looking for 3 to 5 t-shirt designs for our t-shirt brand called Your Father Loves You. The name comes from a joke we have with our friends where you essentially look to throw someone off by asking them Who's Your Father? This odd question is then answered immediately with "Your Father" We are looking for designs that are fashionable, witty

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    ...for gymnasts. I am looking for an artist to make a cute graphic that we can use across leotards, singlets, and t-shirts via our sublimation printer. We use Corel Draw as our primary graphics processor and our system can import AI, PDF, and EPS files with relative ease. If we choose your design, we will more than likely contact you for future designs

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    T-Shirt design for a Pub (logo attached). Background: brown as the logo background. The logo must be presented. The design must be FUNNY around BEER / alcohol in general. Might have some written text (a joke / a statement), not obligatory.

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    ...resources to execute projects. Our focus is on delivery of content for small businesses. We are offering a position that includes video production, shooting, editing and motion design. You will be able to roll up your sleeves and wear many hats for production scenarios. You should be able to work independently with little supervision and collaborate with

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    I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. I want A Best Joke Application Both Online and Offline In Offline it shows with jokes only by text but by online a new options will be available to view jokes image and download or like other in which user see jokes image and download it. I have a Linux database where

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    ...Dad Jokes - Father's Day Edition It will be 6x9, large easy to read title, eye-catching colors and since this is geared towards men please do not add girly [login to view URL] is a joke book so please keep that in mind. We still want the cover to be kid friendly, so nothing vulgar or obscene. Original artwork only. Do NOT include the author on the front cover

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    Effet is a synonym in Egyptian Dialect that signifies a joke, or a inside joke from Egyptian pop culture. It also has the meaning of effect in french, which will signify the power of the movement represented by the brand. Effet will be a brand of caps, representing Egyptian pop culture, and also representing a number of social movements for a better

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    i'm looking for ebook writer to write a dad jokes ebook around 10k words with attached simple illustr...10 days upon project acceptance Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content To apply, please send me your past work sample of joke book/simple draft so i can better evaluate your writing style Marcus

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    We are launching a book about politics and China. It is serious but it is also a joke. It has what it takes to be talked about and we are looking for the person to help us on that. We need to place the book in the right hands amongst Talk Show hosts and main TV and printed media journalists. Our primary focus is the American market, secondarily the

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    I have been around the block a time or...outlandish other stuff. This could be a side project for someone. Now if I haven't lost you the way to chat. If it looks like just a simple spam I will not respond. Tell me a joke or something. Or just type. I am your huckleberry. ME! ME! I need someone with vision. Pay will be discussed while we chat.

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    With all the craze over magical internet money, I decided to clone a cryptocurrency. This was part joke, part art project - this will never be ICOed, won't be worth real money, but let me learn some technical details about how it works and give friends a chance to play with a cryptocurrency without fear of actually losing money. I can code, but I'm

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    I need someone to alter some images. I need one famous person added to a photo for a joke

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    You have to give your comedy sound and make same as like this video [login to view URL] give it to me full details

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer ...all the conditions & understood the details properly" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree to all the conditions.

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    ...of an inside joke between us. Problem is, I'm not very creative so all I could come up with is the attached .png file. The inside joke is referencing the Bible in Romans 6:14 where it says that we are no longer under the law but under grace. I'd like to come up with a clever graphic either using just text or using text and graphic that I can use

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    I need someone who can add jokes to my animation screenplay.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer s...time preferred. Mention "I agree to all the conditions" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree to all the conditions.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer shou...time preferred. Mention "I agree to all the conditions" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree all the conditions.

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    I need a specific logo idea drawn up. The logo is a viking, preferably wielding ice axes, riding a charging ...slightly less bad, but still bad moose I photoshopped for more reference. It should be very roughly the same style as the Burberry logo. This is just for personal use for a joke tshirt for a friend and will not be licensed for commercial use.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. F...grammatical errors. New Freelancers can take it as a golden opportunity. Educated Housewives having ample amount of time preferred. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree all the conditions.

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    Add a humorous tweak to a photo of my sibling's easter picture. Joke for my sister, Debbie.

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