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    I need content for a website. only serious professional can apply. I don't have any content from Google or copy paste. I need full website which has more than 5 sections content

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    We are looking for someone to write web content (approx 500 words) about the benefits of acupuncture and qigong and how it can support women's health. Our client has sent us a web page that has content she approves of but we just need to repurpose it, mostly for SEO reasons.

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    We are looking some one to set up our google adwords account and campaing.

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    Looking a woocommerce/wordpress speed optimization expert. I am currently using all general things to speed up my website Wprocket good host (cloudways), with decent package (have more than enough resources) Imagify to optimize images Mobile score 18 desktop score 45 This is live site, customer experience must not be disturbed. !!!No GeoIP hacks!!! Warning: Adult shop, if you are not ok with it ...

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    We need someone to help with automations to send to our audience - Flows, Welcome, Transactional etc. Goal is to expand our contact list, send relevant messaging, increase revenue and improve overall email efficiency.

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    I need someone to set up a domain/email. I will give you more details once you message me

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    I'm trying to get my brand emblem that I have drawn to be created digitally online. its not very complex just needs some cropping and moving around.

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    I'm looking for someone to make a motion graphic to explain the need of the App for customers, I have attached the text I created to base on it the designs and flow of the video which must be 59 sec.

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    We're a small marketing firm, strong in print design, but not in video type presentations. We already have slide copy, basic design, a design template and video we need someone to put together into a powerpoint/apple keynote presentation.

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    Hi. I've written a simple one-page letter (Less than 400 words) and I need someone to check it over for grammar, spelling and to make it less edgy and more refined. Someone who knows UK law would be good.

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    often display clothes and merchandise live in different situations. At fashion shows, models stand, turn, and walk to show off clothing

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    PLEASE READ COMPLETE DETAILS BEFORE BIDDING A photographer with excellent shooting and post production skills is required. You need to take pictures of imitation jewelry and apparels (mostly stoles/scarves). Those who have prior experience in product photography for online portals are preferable, although freshers are also welcome. JEWELERY SET - one set comprises of 3 or 4 pieces (dep...

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    We are looking for a Compliance Officer to ensure that our operations and business transactions follow all relevant legal and internal rules. You will also review employees’ work and provide advice on compliance. To succeed in this role, you should be a reliable professional who is not afraid to speak their mind and stand by their decisions. You should be familiar with risk management and o...

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    We are looking some one to set up our google adwords account and campaing.

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    We provide websites to real estate agents, we want to provide a live chat feature on their website. We want an app built using [login to view URL] api. We want to be able to place code onto each one of the website, then have a separate web interface, where we can see all the live messages coming in from all the sites and be able to communicate with all the live chats. The stand alone app needs t...

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    Need to set up a Facebook Business account and run ads to bring in leads for 3D printers and 3D printed Products. Already have an Insta Account with around 400 Followers and some content for the ads .

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    Computers need to be cleaned of viruses and configured for better security

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    1. App developer for both Android and IOS. 2. Stand-by developer to respond my message in EST 8:30 P.M. ~ 5:30 A.M.

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    Hello please cheak my website full read my website All then msg me [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    i need a small website for my make up business, if u can work with me then get back to me so we can proceed...i will prefer someone from USA for easier and faster communication

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    Sports Tech: trends to watch out in 2019. What are the upcoming technology innovations that may change Sports big time. What are the cutting edge technology usage examples from recent sports events such as use of analytics for analysis competetion and strategizing accordingly. What are the new gadgets in sports to improve, monitor performance. What are new innovations that are making sports more i...

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    Please separate out the original file to the new individual artboards on the new illustrator file. I only need the individual warning signs - not the other info.

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    Speed up a Shopify Website 6 days left
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    We need to speed up a Shopify Site on both Mobile and Desktop. Also, need improvements in the site for better viewing on both Mobile & Desktop.

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    I need you to clean an already built website up on the webflow platform. I have already designed the web pages of the project. I need help ensuring all the default/template pages are removed from the published version of the website and to ensure it follows a structure set aside in a flow provided. Need to ensure all flows work and buttons work. The website is very small and simple. It is only ...

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    I need an experienced freelancer writer who can write about this topic: Social Entrepreneurship: How Retailers Build Compassion Into Their Business Model Word limit: 850 words. Payment: Rs850 Time duration: 12 hours of hiring

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    We are running a large couponing site based on a modified script of [login to view URL] (no longer maintained) With the latest Chrome Version (75.0.3770.100). the modal coupon code box pop-up is no longer working correctly. Chrome does no longer open a new tab with the coupon site showing the coupon. The linked affiliate site is opened in the active tab now immediately You can reproduce that b...

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    Using team viewer to fix my problem NOW Reply I can work NOW you have to Increase these values : max_allowed_packet = 512M max_connections = 512 connect_timeout = 28800 wait_timeout = 28800

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    we are Armenian Cognac Factory we need good design to have new stand for the duty free

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    NoN Ecommerce Website for Herbal supplement small start-up company List of Key requirements (not-exhaustive list): 1. Web design based on creative theme and consistent look & feel - reference sample attached 2. List current 8 products, should be able to add, edit and delete products in future Add product long description & FAQs 3. For each product bring out 3-4 relevant infographic pict...

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    I have a simple Xamarin Forms app that I use for evaluating new features to be added to my application. It consists of 15 screens. Five of the screens are accessed through a tab bar and the other 10 identical screen by clicking on links on the pages. This is a small project that for a person with experience of [login to view URL] should be very quick to do. The task: - Add [login to view URL]...

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    Dear Candidate, Hoppoo looking for: Part-time and Full-time Customer Support individuals to help us in building good customer relationships. We need friendly male/female candidates who have basic information of the computer. Attractive weekly/monthly perks and rewards for outstanding performance achiever. You may continue with your regular job & still work with us. This position is open for pe...

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    I need a Snapchat filter for my gym. The idea is tensed muscles and then clients can stand with their body and face in the middle and it looks like they have really big muscles. The filter also needs to say: 24hr Gympie City Gym Where the real beasts train!

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    I have a domain [login to view URL]"" currently hosted by InMotionHosting (wordpress plugins, etc) I would like a professional looking site, suitable for a tech start-up/IT & Management consultancy business focussing on RPA solution design & implementation

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    We have about 3 to 4 minutes of audio cleaned up for our video project in Premiere pro. There is a little backgroun traffic noise and light playing music over our spokesperson.

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    We are looking for fanatical Freelance Writers to showcase their talent and expertise. Our objective is to work with a team of professionals and progressive writers. We believe in establishing a healthy work environment with adequate opportunities for maximizing your knowledge and expertise to promote your success. [login to view URL] We believe in establishing a healthy work environment with ad...

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    Our company name is Northern Lilly. We are a boutique with some of our own branded products. We are looking for a logo that would stand out but in the same aspect be simple. We are not looking for the flower Lily to be in the logo. This logo would be on our clothing tags inside the apparel, hang tags for both apparel and jewelry and some printed on the actual apparel.

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    We are launching in a few days, and need help immediately. We are a magazine subscription company and need help setting our store up for amazon fulfillment, subscriptions, pre-orders, and website re-designed with good copyright of the materials. We have our site already created and all the plugins purchased and installed on our website, and are all configured to the best of my ability. This ...

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    We are designing Tshirts for kids and need a LOGO for our brand. We are looking for something super cool, we are thinking in a Yeti character that somehow is incorporated in our logo. Our brand name is WOOKEE.

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    I already have 17 labels done and made but i need someone to redo some of my label measurements professionally, & i need some one that can put my labels onto templates with bleed lines so that the printing company can properly cut out the labels out successfully. I only uploaded one of the label designs for now & a mockup, this label will be on a stand up pouch i have the measurements for ...

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    Need help setting up a site so that people login to site using their gmail accounts. That will include downloading modules using Composer and more.

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    we sell medicare insurance to seniors but work through financial planners--I need about 4 pages set up at a simple platform like wordpress, squarespace, godaddy.... Need a place for seniors to put name and info to get a quote Also need an integrated Calendar System like: [login to view URL] , [login to view URL] or timetrade Also need a CRM system and email marketing system Would love an embedded ...

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    I need a gifted writer for a resume rewrite / rebranding. Looking for a real word artist for a unique resume to stand out in a crowded space. She has been in mortgage banking for two decades and has done all facets of the business and has always been at the top in every capacity. Need to really highlight who she is and grab eyeballs of busy decision makers.

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    PLEASE READ FIRS I NEED PHOTOSHOP OR LIGHTROOM EXPERT. THIS IS REGULAR JOB. I NEED PHOTOSHOP OR LIGHTROOM EXPERT TO DO COLOUR CORRECTION. THIS IS THE LINK. [login to view URL] PLEASE DOWNLOAD 2 OR 3 PHOTOS SEND IT TO ME SO I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF DOING. I WILL SEND YOU EACH TIME ABOUT 500 PHOTOS. THANKS

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    Site might be hacked. At the moment its down. Need a developer to get it on ti up again and remove chineese hidden content that shows up in google. Also tried to install SSL might be the reason why site is down.

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    ASAP Need you to set up, Social Media ie. Twitter (hoot suite FREE version) , Linkedin, or Instagram get us real, original followers, to promote ([login to view URL]) on Social Media use the same type header branding or elements that are on this website. You must be a social media guru and able to show how you can target market to get quick hits and ongoing results from start ups new business et...

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    I've got a web client i'm building a site for and they have an existing logo i tried to freshen up for them. It's close to what they want now (see attachment), but i don't have anymore time to put into it and i'm not a logo designer. So i'm looking for someone to take my existing .ai file, make the tweaks/adjustments they sent in the last revision request and just t...

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    People will need to be able to create their own profiles users/organizations to keep track of rebates. They will be choosing sites to shop on and earning rebates utilizing cookies to track purchases. Please be familiar with Ebates.com. The price will be decided after we talk. If we work well together I will hire you every time and I will be doing a lot so I look forward to meeting you and talking!...

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    Task: - Make sure website is back up and working with all functions (chat, register, login, games) Hello there guys my website went down few days ago out of no where and I can't get it back up below is picture of errors that website is getting. Website is up but functions on it are not working. Picture: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Skills Needed: Javascript, Java,...

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    I have an idea for a business, and I need a freelancer to write my idea and concept into a professional Business proposal to present to potential partners. I have the idea, shop I want to rent and target business i'm aiming to win.

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