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    Please show samples of your previous storyboards. These can be rough sketches, as long as they look like the characters and are humorous. This is from one of our "Freak of the Week" ads Woody posted As far as the song, beside the policeman, plumber, etc., focusing on how much Woody and Greg love this guy's big unit is the idea. Woody is the one

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    I am the best man as a friend's wedding this month. I am looking for a well worded speech which comes across in a striking but humorous manner in parts to be delivered to c. 100 people. The speech needs to be no more than 5 minutes long.

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    Pharmaklik is a newly launched mobile application and a website where pharmacists can find any...find it owl" " As simple as a click" A smooth transaction between parts of the video is a must. The video should not exceed 1 minute the shorter the better. Humorous thought is always welcomed. Arabic script/talker is an added value (+$20)

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    I am the best man as a friend's wedding this month. I am looking for a well worded speech which comes across in a striking but humorous manner in parts to be delivered to c. 100 people. The speech needs to be no more than 5 minutes long.

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    ...10 of something for that category and write about it. Example: "Top 10 things a new college student needs". Then you go find 10 things a student needs. This is a somewhat humorous website so unique, funny things are strongly desired. You do not need to provide picture of product, but I will need a link to the product you choose. This is amazon USA

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    ...writer to write 4000 words on a topic for me. Details and format will be provided. We need a first person (singularity) article promoting a product. The tone needs to be humorous and incite nostalgia in people. We are looking for someone who can begin immediately and be done in a few hours. They must be thoroughly researched, written manually,

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    Hello! I am looking for someone that can make me a cartoon style illustration of the World Leaders standing together in the G20 summit. It is supposed to be a humorous cartoon. Check attachment for a reference.

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    Writing a business book about management and supervision. I require a series of simple, black and white (and up to a few colors) cartoon-like/humorous character illustrations to help reinforce the messages in the content. I don't have an exact number. Would like to see work examples and estimated cost per illustration based on similar work done.

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    Want to design my own Christmas cards to reflect Brexit. I have three ideas but no photos or drawing skills. I want someone who can do the visuals to fit a standard card size and allow me to print them. I will include credit on back of card. Brief is pretty open so person can use whatever photos they want. Creativity wanted! Get your name out

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    I need a one-page comic with approximately 10 different simple panels, showing a step-by-step solution with one human character (same character, different poses and e...human character (same character, different poses and expressions) and one animal (a duck) done in the "Ikea style" of very simple instructional info graphics. Intended to be humorous.

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    I want to create a high- quality film/DVD movie based on the characters in a book that I wrote as a humorous short story novel about sibling rivalry. This 42- page short-story has a part one and two, and it has been published through Xlibris Publishing House. (In a quest for revenge, an eight-year-old girl and her older brother wreak havoc in a shopping

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    I want to create a high- quality film/DVD movie based on the characters in a book that I wrote as a humorous short story novel about sibling rivalry. This 42- page short-story has a part one and two, and it has been published through Xlibris Publishing House. (In a quest for revenge, an eight-year-old girl and her older brother wreak havoc in a shopping

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    ...needs to be layered as individual objects (for the animators to be able to animate efficiently) and the color will also need to be in layers (for the same purpose). 3. Use a humorous and fun style that appeals to students in the age 10-15 yrs 4. Regular check on the quality and quantity by taking proper feedback SKILL/QUALIFICATION 1. Highly proficient

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    ...design(/s) theme should be funky and single color (black/white) • The design(/s) should be trendy and have latest patterns and techniques and should be pleasant to eyes • Humorous yet subtle as we are family boutique • Designs can be staggered across in a theme or a pattern or an outline (e.g.) if there are three t-shirts e.g. taking the Pixar ToyStory:

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    I am a self-pub...self-publishing author and need a cover design for front and back. I have a very clear idea in my head what I want and some clip art pics to help convey my thoughts. It is for a humorous travel memoir so I'm going for cartoon imagery. Ideally the illustrator would read the book (it's short, 40,000 words) to get the imagery and tone.

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    Writer needed for writing High Interest, Humorous and Engaging Short Stories for language learning purposes. We are looking for an experienced short story writer, preferably familiar with the high interest, low readability genre. The project is to write a series of short stories (a total of approximately 20,000 words) for adults using several grammatical

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    ... given the age of the car (1937). The story covers the exploits of a young man in search of the finer things in life, especially classic cars and beautiful women. It is a humorous tale, with adventure and romantic themes. You can see more on Amazon....

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    ...assistance to: • Develop inspiring and informative stories about our organization’s content and customers • Build and come up with creative brand stories that are consistent, humorous and thought-provoking within the identified theme • Creative copy writing, that is witty and captivating tailored to different target markets and consistent with the branding

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    Do you love helping people? Are you smart, humorous, and creative? Are communication and working under pressure two of your best skills? If you answered "yes" to all of the above, keep reading! As a member of our Customer Experience team, you'll be the voice of our business. You'll interact with customers through phone calls, emails, live chat and

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    Our company needs THREE humorous 7-10 second flat animations Anything “Christmas”- YOUR OWN humorous idea animated! Basic Requirements: - Your own illustrations. No stock use. - No renders - No audio - No gore, violence, racism, etc. It's "Christmas" themed! Stick to the "merry and bright!". Then add FUNNY! - Minimal use or no use of text. Tech...

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    ...[login to view URL] +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ What we are going to do: - create the new one in a humorous style +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Who are you: - native english speaker with high creative writing skills +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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    I am a squ...don't realize it's their turn to exit. There's lots of crazy funny stuff that happens in the parking lot that we all kind of take tongue-in-cheek. The project is: develop a humorous cartoon that shows Jesus directing traffic into the temple parking lot, or something else that would be funny relating to parking cars in the time of Jesus.

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    Automobile dealer. Plot: - customer have bought a new car, or dont need he's old car - he need to sell the old car, but dont know anything abo...him. That's basically it. We need some text in Norwegian, but we will specify the text for you. The movie must show that it is an easy and comfortable solution, with a humorous tone, and quick steps.

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    ...This is because the people who meet on Azar are strangers to each other when they first meet, so the interaction has to feel easygoing at first, with the addition of a sudden/humorous event happening in the background after a few seconds to maintain the viewers' attention (imagine for example someone suddenly walking in on you while you are trying to show

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    ...a novella (34, 812 words) called THE BUDDHA'S SMILE. It's the story of a young Buddhist monk who leaves his monastery in search of enlightenment. Partly serious and mostly humorous, it's a fun read and should be fun to edit too. I hope so at least. I want to publish it and I'm looking for an editor to help me perfect it. If you are interested, I would

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    Looking for a ghostwriter to write an autobiography/non-fiction book that will include details about my life, business ideas, science, technology, facts/figures, and include a humorous style. Looking for individuals that can write with humor/sarcasm but also have a high amount of emotional intelligence and thereotical intelligence and can handle high research

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    I need a piece of writing translated today. It is a short piece of text (less than 200 words) that is written in English that needs to be ...The writing is part of an illustrated piece about harvesting chestnuts in France this year. I need the writing translated into a casual level of Dutch that keeps the same humorous and quirky tone as the original.

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    Hi! I am looking for a logo design for my channel on YouTube, but I can't seem to fi...see the logo from my channel here: [login to view URL] I am still finding out what my channel genre is going to be, but for now I vlog a lot, and post humorous sketches once in a while. Maybe take a look at my channel, and tell me what ya think?

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    ...a novella (34, 812 words) called THE BUDDHA'S SMILE. It's the story of a young Buddhist monk who leaves his monastery in search of enlightenment. Partly serious and mostly humorous, it's a fun read and should be fun to edit too. I hope so at least. I want to publish it and I'm looking for an editor to help me perfect it. If you are interested, I would

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    ...a novella (34, 812 words) called THE BUDDHA'S SMILE. It's the story of a young Buddhist monk who leaves his monastery in search of enlightenment. Partly serious and mostly humorous, it's a fun read and should be fun to edit too. I hope so at least. I want to publish it and I'm looking for an editor to help me perfect it. If you are interested, I would

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    Hi All, Looking for a cartoonist to do some sketches for my...liberty torch to be a golf club. I have a few very very rough concepts and photos of the man’s face which is to incorporated into the cartoon sketch. He would like it quite humorous & fun. If anyone is interested in doing this sort of thing please inbox me for more details. Thanks.

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    ...animated short films, each roughly about 2 minutes in length. The series is about a fennec fox and a camel traveling the desert in search for water, and getting sidetracked by humorous obstacles each episode. It's lighthearted and cute, with a focus on slapstick comedy and character acting rather than plot and dialogue. I'd be looking for something of a

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    ...THE (IN)FIDELITY FACTOR: Points to Ponder Before You Cheat (Amazon, 4.9 stars). I address infidelity prevention in a nonjudgmental, conversational, informative and somewhat humorous manner. I also promote self-awareness, personal accountability, education, and growth. Need a consult, marketing plan, and execution of a plan. This will be a holiday online

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    My cousin is getting married and I would like to make a speech. I w...is getting married and I would like to make a speech. I want someone who has experience writing wedding speeches. My goal is to create a memorable speech that balances the humorous with the heartfelt. I will provide more information about the wedding, myself, and the groom later on.

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    ...videos that are humorous but also speak to my unique value proposition. I am a Latina from South America and I have a heavy accent to my English. I am often compared to Sofia Vagara of the Modern Family sitcom. I want the cartoons to spoof me with humor but also depict how I can uniquely serve clients. I want the cartoons to be humorous so people will

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    ...v=Bjb0WYZdS8I [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] We want our cartoons fun and humorous with good messages. The right person will have regular work with us and the length of scripts will vary with each project. The bidding for this project is for a short animation

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    ...for everything you need to make sure its a memorable event. I would like someone to write a weekly blog post around 750 words in length. The blog posts should be engaging, humorous and cover tips and tricks, current party themes and trends, as well as some lists, how-to’s and other ideas. And all blog posts will have some SEO keywords and requirements

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    Hi I am after a Server expert with a good...show a concept screen shot and show a detailed work plan before job is commissioned. Test Server Operation. Can start Immediately. Must be able to work with anyone and have a humorous attitude. Must be available during" Southern Hemisphere hours-8.00am to 21.00 hours GMT" PHP is a must. Thanks and good luck

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    I need a book cover designing. The book is a humorous account of my fight with cancer. I'd like the cover to be a cartoon tumour being fought off by myself. Other ideas are welcome too.

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    ...language manipulation/parody in relation to famous expressions, phrases, and pop culture entities, in the pursuit of starting an original T-shirt brand. These ideas are primarily humorous, (although not necessarily), and seek to offer fresh and alternative perspectives on the spate of T-shirt concepts presently available in the marketplace. This endeavor is

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    Looking for artwork for a beer label. I am wanting the artwork to feature Santa. Plea...rough idea. I want the Santa featured on the label to be comic book/ anime inspired or style. The santa figure is to be more adult style than usual ie a bit more cryptic or humorous or action style. So basically free reign to produce artwork of a more adult Santa.

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    I need to create a humorous image that I can print the size of a poster. I need to do a graphic that closely resembles a picture of a person. This person will be on a mountain bike riding through the mountains wearing a red and black checker sleeveless shirt with a collar. The person will have extra long arm pit hair blowing from his arm behind him

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    ...language manipulation/parody in relation to famous expressions, phrases, and pop culture entities, in the pursuit of starting an original T-shirt brand. These ideas are primarily humorous, (although not necessarily), and seek to offer fresh and alternative perspectives on the spate of T-shirt concepts presently available in the marketplace. This endeavor is

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    ...addictive because of the following powerful and marvelous features of the Livechat Video. With this App, you can have videochat will millions of people and have live talk with humorous people from different countries and make friends. * Highlight of the Features * 1. Random Video Chat with Strangers - It will random match people from all over the world

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    ...that translates into for their brand in terms of work that I can fulfill for them. Mostly stuff they're not already doing. So it's a business case presented in a humorous way to get them thinking about how I can fit into their business model. Or where they can create space for me. In the document there's a reference to the 'evil

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    Starting a business and need a logo for business  named Kat Quilting. does not have to be realistic, can be humorous. open to ideas.

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    ... The content should be written only in English. The content should use proper capitalization. The content should be a single sentence. Other Notes - We're looking for humorous content that would appeal to a large, diverse group from ages 17-35. Adult themes, vulgarity, and explicit language are okay but are not the only things we're looking for

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    This illustration is for a parody book about famous historical characters. Please depict John Landis Mas...Mason holding a Mason Jar filled about 1/4 with something that looks like little clumps of dirt.. It would be great if you could give it personality and keep it light-hearted/humorous. I have attached photos of John Landis Mason and a Mason Jar.

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    ...also dread for their own safety and future of their realms. One has a low and solemn, almost whispering voice full of wisdom. One has a slightly higher pitched voice that is humorous but has a slight edginess. One has a low and soft voice that is full of joy and tenderness. They all have voices in the ranging of deep, gravelly, elderly and wizened. They

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