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    I need someone to do a Voiceover in English for a short film that I did. I will give you the text ( only a paragraph ) and I need you to record an audio. I need a man, whose voice is deep.

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    Project Description: I’m looking to hire someone in The U.S., U.K., Australia, Canada, South Africa, Jamaica or Puerto Rico to… Write a 25 page urban romance story for me to use on my blog. I need this done ASAP (please state how quickly you can get it done) I'm looking for content similar to what you would find in a book like this one: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086JKZFP9/ref=...

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    Correcting a document by changing a paragraph on a document

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    I roast and sell freshly roasted coffee. I need a logotype for the name "Wild Bean". I want the logo to be easily associated with coffee beans. It should be elegant but without exaggeration. It can be slightly humorous. Let "the bean" bear the hallmarks of human madness ... if it helps anyhow, I like this logo [login to view URL] I want to use the logo both on the Internet an...

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    I want you to summarize this in 2 pages. at the end include one paragraph on your point of view and what is the weakens and strength of the paper

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    I need a program that: 1) Accepts a list of one or more (up to 1000) top level domains from a .txt file (one TLD per line) list the 2) Spiders the home page fromt he TLD in the list to generate a partial sitemap for that domain a) nothing that requires a login or transaction b) just the pages that link directly to the hope page 3) Creates a report in .csv format that contains the following...

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    I am urgently looking for a python program able to analyse a time series of market closure price using the LPPL model and plotting a few graphs. The process used to fit the date to the model and ultimately compute the values should follow the one outlined in the below paper on paragraph 3.1 : [login to view URL] following the same paper, I need the program to compute LPPL Confidence, LPPL Trus...

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    Brizzo Digital is a digital marketing agency that thrives on creativity and provides its clients with 360° digital marketing strategies and solutions. We're looking for a graphic designer to help create amazing digital experiences for our clients that include web, mobile web, mobile app, social media and email. Deliverables: Website layouts (mockups) including homepage & inside page...

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    Paragraph of 350 words about ethics.

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    I am looking for a data entry personal for a long term job. Required Skills: 1. Knowledge of Hindi, English Languages. Candidate should be able to read, write, speak these languages. Anymore languages will be a bonus. 2. Candidates with experience on social media will be preferred. Being active social media contributor will help in this job. 3. Candidates will general knowledge of news and activ...

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    Hi, i'm going to steal your first paragraph from your profile. thanks

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    [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Using these two links which have plenty of info about any topic, you search about a topic u find interesting from the 20th century- it could be anything- and find at least 3 primary sources from these cites. First part of the proposal write about why u find the topic interesting and its significance in history. second part write about some of your finding...

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    I want to prepare a presentation picth deck (5-7 slides) and 1 paragraph description, I am looking for people with sales and markting skills to help me to create a professional presentation.

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    I need a selection of words (20 words) translating in the following languages German French Italian Spanish Dutch

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    I have a paper and I would like to write one paragraph to show the reviewing paper.

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    We are manufacturers of soap made from Camel Milk. See [login to view URL] We need someone to design and create a series of 30sec animations - ideally featuring a camel. The animation should be somewhat humorous The message of the first animation would be around the importance of washing your hands with soap.

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    Book: The Day of Shelly's Death: The Poetry and Ethnography of Grief by Renato Rosaldo Instructions: Word count: 800 minimum – 1000 maximum Layout: No title page. Double-space, 12pt, Times New Roman font Citations: In-text citations. Bibliography at the end. Paragraph structure: 1. Title: See “Book Review Example” on Avenue, under Week Eight. 2. Introduction: Open with a g...

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    We need an expert to edit and proofread a reticle. The services needed include: Review for English language e.g. grammar and academic writing. Making sure that the manuscript are formatted according to APA 7th styling including title page, abstract structure, citations, reference style, font size, line spacing, margins, layout, paragraph style, tables and overall structure. Proofreading: check ...

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    Hi, I'm Samir. We are about to launch a YouTube channel, and we need a writer for our first video. Our first video is about "mind uploading". We have a few sources already available for you, and we just need you to combine these sources into an informative, compelling and occasionally humorous 800-word paper. These are the sources we have available: [login to view URL] [login to vi...

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    for the paragraph notes of love

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    I need a web script in any language (probably PHP or Javascript) that takes 6 user inputs in a form like this: INPUT 1: __________ INPUT 2 (multi-line input): __________ __________ __________ __________ INPUT 3: __________ INPUT 4: __________ INPUT 5: ______...

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    writing essay about Electronic Communications Privacy Act 0 % plagiarism Text Requirements: • Your essay should start with introduction and end with conclusion. • The introduction should be a paragraph that introduces the topic and then shows the structure of the essay. • The conclusion should highlight the main points and give recommendations. • Your essay should Not be divid...

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    I need a Microsoft Word professional who can complete my project. The project is about data entry of our company. The typist have to extract paragraphs from the images which i will provide and write all the paragraph texts in the word file. separate page for each image.

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    I am looking to hire someone in the Europe to write a 25 page story. I am looking for content similar to what you'll find in a book like this: https://www.amazon.com/Five-Years-Novel-Rebecca-Serle/dp/1982137444/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=in+five+years&qid=1584893585&sr=8-1 I am ONLY looking for unique content, meaning nothing that you turn in should be plagiarized or stolen from other so...

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    Use the first 50,000 rows of the following data set and create 5 best relevant visualisation tools (2 pivot tables and 3 plots). Summarise the important features of the data. Include proper title for each plots/tables and write a paragraph on each of plots/tables that discuses your findings. (Each paragraph is limited to 100 words). (Each tables/plots need an explanation.

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    I am looking to hire someone in the Europe to write a 25 page story. I am looking for content similar to what you'll find in a book like this: https://www.amazon.com/Five-Years-Novel-Rebecca-Serle/dp/1982137444/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=in+five+years&qid=1584893585&sr=8-1 I am ONLY looking for unique content, meaning nothing that you turn in should be plagiarized or stolen from other so...

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    I need help to develop an education App for measuring reading accuracy. App can input a English story/paragraph, student will start to read, the App will convert the speech into text and measure reading accuracy.

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    We need about 5 paragraph essay and what we hope to accomplish in each section of the paper and there will be a paper to make our argumentative essay. We will be graded on our ability to create a logical argument and your ability to incorporate a direct quotation, paraphrase and summary into your essay to support your claims. Your Works Cited should be for a newspaper. I will send you the other p...

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    It is a tiny project. Read the case study and write a paragraph of 5 sentences only.

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    Donut Times a online newspaper is promoting “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” looking for humorous writers that can write fun stuff about donuts to bring a smile or two. A joke, poem, limerick, cartoon, video, selfie, etc. The best of the best we will pay $15.00 for. The rest we will give you a byline and show the world how to feel good. We hope this will help a few people forget about th...

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    Creative Content writers (Native Speakers only Please) needed to write 20k words on the topic Women’s Fiction. The story is going to be relatively short. (I will supply the sample of similar content and specific topics to cover within the report once I select you.) I expect correct use of punctuations and grammar. I will discuss the payment with the right candidate. I WILL NOT TOLERATE P...

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    I'm looking for a High-quality writer for 25 pg., romance story, with experience in writing highly engaging stories, with good developed characters and someone with life experience. I would like the writer to have the correct grammar. The writer should be English native speaker (US, UK, Australia, Canada, New Zealand…).   PAYMENT; I'm currently looking to pay 150 USD for th...

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    Rewrite articles from a single source. Rewrite in your own language. it should be unique from the original article, it should not be plagiarised. [login to view URL] this is the original source. You have to rewrite articles from this source. I will pay $1 for one rewrite. means $1 for a 1000-1500 word article. More than 100 articles waiting for the right candidate. Rewrite the below-given paragr...

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    I need someone who can Assist me, I need someone who is Reliable and have a strong communication while working with me. I want someone who knows elementor using wordpress platform. most of the job is updating the functions and style the site has been develop already i just need who can tweak and enhance the website a little more. Please apply by not just copy and paste i want someone who can trul...

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    I am looking to hire someone in the Europe to write a 25 page story. I am looking for content similar to what you'll find in a book like this: https://www.amazon.com/Five-Years-Novel-Rebecca-Serle/dp/1982137444/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=in+five+years&qid=1584893585&sr=8-1 I am ONLY looking for unique content, meaning nothing that you turn in should be plagiarized or stolen from other so...

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    Describe the event study and results in a separate word document with the following sections and bring a paper copy to submit in class: a. Summary: a brief summary of the events – 1 paragraph. b. Hypothesis: briefly describe what you expect CARs to be when a dividend is cut based on the existing literature discussed in class. Note: this will be different for different theories c. Data: ident...

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    Describe the event study and results in a separate word document with the following sections and bring a paper copy to submit in class: a. Summary: a brief summary of the events – 1 paragraph. b. Hypothesis: briefly describe what you expect CARs to be when a dividend is cut based on the existing literature discussed in class. Note: this will be different for different theories c. Data: ident...

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    Our company assists insurance adjusters in determining fair and accurate payments for damaged electronics and appliances on insurance claims. In the reports that we send to the adjuster, we have a photo file that contains 4 photos per page with a title (picture's file name without the .jpg or .png) under each photo. Additionally, we have a pdf file with all the documentation that may be attac...

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    Hi, I have an eBay listing which needs to be translated into spanish. Please translate this document that is attached and write each translation below each paragraph. You must come from a spanish speaking country. I will pay $5.

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    Hi, I have an eBay listing which needs to be translated into Italian. Please translate this document that is attached and write each translation below each paragraph. You must come from an Italian speaking country. I will pay $5.

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    Hi, I have an eBay listing which needs to be translated into German Please translate this document that is attached and write each translation below each paragraph. You must come from a German speaking country. I will pay $5.

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    Hi, I have an eBay listing which needs to be translated into french. Please translate this document that is attached and write each translation below each paragraph. You must come from a french speaking country. I will pay $5.

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    A lot of work is available including Website Content, Blogs, and Articles of various niche. At initial stages, the pay is fixed at "100 INR for 1000 words". Depending on your writing quality Pay will be increased later. The best writers of my team are awarded good bonuses occasionally. Conditions: 1) The article needs to be 100% unique, i.e Copy Paste will not be tolerated. 2) Credib...

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    Research on the products I give you and write 1. a paragraph about our company's mission and philosophy 2. one simple slogan for the products (i will give you reference): 1. product description 2. product information 3. return and refund policy 4. shipping (domestic "Japan" and international shipping).

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    I am looking to hire someone from the U.S., Canada, Australia and the U.K. to write a 25 pages Naughty Romance story for me to use on my blog. I need this done ASAP. I'm looking for a content which is similar to this book: https://www.amazon.com/Luckys-Charm-Mila-Crawford-ebook/dp/B085N97ZFQ/ref=zg_bs_8624220011_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5WZHVZV6A3FEF42QYRS6 #1- I am ONLY lookin...

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    Hello, I’m in need of a 3,000-word article outlining the “Top 10 Best Pancake Welding Hoods”. The article shall feature a buyer’s guide along with a list of 10 of the top-rated pancake welding hoods on Amazon. Each product shall have a personalized description that discusses both the specs of the product and a short review. I expect you to go through the Amazon reviews and...

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    Choose two of the texts that we've read and write a 750-1,250-word academic essay that compares the two works that you've selected. You must choose one traditional slave narrative (Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass or Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl) and one neo-slave narrative (Kindred or The Underground Railroad). In your essay, you must either select a passage ...

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    Need PHP code modified so that e-mails automatically sent when a user posts to forums in BuddyBoss (a) include paragraph breaks, and (b) make any included links clickable. BuddyBoss is a branch of BuddyPress that also incorporates bbPress code for the discussion forums. The company indicates that the code in the attached image would need to be modified to achieve what we are looking for. We hav...

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    I'm looking to create a Speaker's One Sheet for myself around my new book, The Cash Machine. The one sheet will have a number of elements, a title/subtitle, a bio, images of me, images of the book, a testimonial, a list of speaking topics, a list of suggested questions, and contact information. All of that is listed on the attached Word document. The one sheet should be a one pa...

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    Not for those who do copy paste, spun articles, steal paragraph or ideas from different websites, rewrite from other source. I'm looking for a content writer who can write original and quality article on Amazon product reviews. For now, I'll give one article to be written in 2000 words and the price will be 500 INR fixed. If I like the content then it can be a long term business op...

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