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    ...very attention to detail, my performance and attendance is something that you don’t have to worry about cause I take work seriously. I have a high speed internet connection, headset with noise cancellation and a quiet working environment with no kids and pets since I live by myself. If you’re in need of appointment setter or someone to do the t...

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    ...Authentication) It is initially intended for the B2B market, so it has to look professional and trustworthy. Especially since we handle secondary, continuous authentication. Have a look at the logos from the following companies to get some inspiration: [login to view URL] https://www

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    I am a former District Government employee who would like to submit my traumatic experience being hired, employed, and terminated - through the arbitration hearing and award process- and attempting to appeal with the Union. My story will be submitted to Channel 5 and Mayor's Office here in the District of Columbia. I need to a writer to write my

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    ..."Beer Idiots" Logo text: "Beer Idiots" Slogan: "Who stole the cap from my lunch?" Style: Looking for a logo that fits a craftbeer blog. I like some what sharp, hoppy, or with a beercap. can be more vector or cartoon style. Colors are totally free I will post feedback to the designs that are submitted. P.s the final winn...

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    ..."Beer Idiots" Logo text: "Beer Idiots" Slogan: "Who stole the cap from my lunch?" Style: Looking for a logo that fits a craftbeer blog. I like some what sharp, hoppy, or with a beercap. can be more vector or cartoon style. Colors are totally free I will post feedback to the designs that are submitted. P.s the final winn...

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    I want a battle royale that can have most of fortnite's weapons, textures somewhat like it, the gamemodes i want is solo, duos, squads and playground (more coming soon). For now there will be a shop but items/emote/skins will change every week so people have enough time to get it. Currency to buy skins is using (needs name not copying vbucks). Battle

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    My designer has just taken leave for travel, I need to find a replacement, can continue animation for my youtube channel, see the video below, each video is a different form of animation. Make sure you can do it and style it This is a long-term project, and my odd channels are still waiting, every month I need about 25-30 videos for this channel, see

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    My designer has just taken leave for travel, I need to find a replacement, can continue animation for my youtube channel, see the video below, each video is a different form of animation. Make sure you can do it and style it see videos demo at: [login to view URL]

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    I need an app. I would like it designed and built. I would like to track driver and my managers should be able to track their own drivers. Driver will log on with their names and truck number and also managers phone number. Then managers will log in using their own phone numbers, they will then see how many drivers have logged on using their phone

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    ...one meme. *The size should be 1200 x 630 pixels, RGB, 80dpi. *The winner will be chosen within 12 hours of this contest being posted. *The winner will be immediately hired to create 7 more memes (the additional memes must be completed within 24 hours of winning) *You can use more than text if you want to enhance the meme, including a background

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    I need you to write some articles.

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    I need a proficient wordpress expert to convert my PSD files into Wordpress HTML on my server. I do not accept BID changes, copied and pasted responses to my job, or any bids submitted in the first minute of posting my job. So read my job if you want to be hired and address it in your bid. The core of my website (home page, landing page, product

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    Hey Freelancers, I am looking for someone with Linux/OpenVPN skills to give me an idiots guide to changing the IP Address/Gateway and Subnet Mask. I want step by step commands so that I can make these changes myself. I have no experience in OpenVPN/Linux and have a platform that we can test changes on. I am looking for something like this......

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    We are hiring experts in Digital Media We need to improve our styling and the login module on [login to view URL] Regards

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    Laura Best thing for you to do is refrain from bidding on those fucking idiots Female XXX projects. Anyway it's late here and morning for you I would guess, shoot me a message if you want to chat here. BTW it is not required that you accept this project at least not right away. Let's talk.

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    ...If you are good at html and have worked on [login to view URL] templates keep reading. There's a blog on wp and I want that menu of wp to be on my blogger theme wp: [login to view URL] blogger: [login to view URL] Please don't bid if your charge is more than 18 USD. Thanks. Stupid time wasters and idiots just stay 400KM away. Mention

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    I am hiring everyone, who has an English speaking email-list hosted on any Email Service Provider (ESP) - all you have to do is to send my "Make Money Online" content to your list for a few times. Bid to let get started immediately.

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    We are looking for Freelancer for execute the API Integration between our company website and CRM database/Event Display. If you are interested, please feel free inbox me (Removed by Freelancer.com admin)

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    App developers are needed whom are familiar with taxi app such as uber or lyft Bid only you have certain experience in it please

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    ...and maintaining files and records. *Planning and scheduling meetings and appointments. *Hourly payment: $35/hour *Benefits include: 401k, health and dental, paid vacation and 2 weeks sick leave *You will be enrolled for Benefits after 4weeks. These are the requirements for the Job... • Are you a U.S. Citizen, Canadian Citizen Green -Card Holder •

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    ...C/C++/Unix developers to help pioneer commerce on the Internet. You must have experience designing and building large and complex (yet maintainable) systems, and you should be able to do so in about one-third the time that most competent people think possible. You should have a BS, MS, or PhD in Computer Science or the equivalent. Top-notch communication

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    I need some graphic design. I would like a photo of my friend and I in the Classic tumblr art style

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    Hi, I am searching for virtual assistant. Please do this specific data entry project. If you do it, I might offer you full time job as virtual assistant. Please do not bid, if you are not interested in full time job. Salary - 10k INR per month (starting) work includes - little bit of designing, wordpress, data entry, research work, writing

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    Hi, I am searching for virtual assistant. Please do this specific data entry project. If you do it, I might offer you full time job as virtual assistant. Please do not bid, if you are not interested in full time job. Salary - 10k INR per month (starting) work includes - little bit of designing, wordpress, data entry, research work, writing

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    Hi, I am searching for virtual assistant. Please do this specific data entry project. If you do it, I might offer you full time job as virtual assistant. Please do not bid, if you are not interested in full time job. Salary - 10k INR per month (starting) work includes - little bit of designing, wordpress, data entry, research work, writing

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    ...is not reconsidered for any other position. We have a network working throughout India that surely enables us to aid the employers and the job seekers get full job solutions as per their requirements. Professional Charges 1) 8.33 % of the annual package (CTC) of selected candidates. 2) Replacement period is 45 days. 3) In addition, the

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    I need a logo designed for a fitness concept that will be built in shipping containers. The name will be called box fit can be displayed in any way such as: boxfit boxFit bixFIT BoxFit It must incorporate the theme of the concept into the logo such as it is in a container and it will be very dark cool urban fitness concept that will be located

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    I need an IOS/android/Web based applications developer to be hired and work in United Arab Emirates I need an experince in also: - Managing projects. - Leading a team. - Bringing New costumers. - Very Professional developer. [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin - please see Section 13 of our Terms and Conditions] Note: the working hours will be from

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    [login to view URL] is the website [login to view URL] is a typical review page format We review a range of different products, so don't just focus on bitcoin. We'll need the logo in a vector type format Needs to be clean, modern, looks

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    Update code for laravel for Facebook login S...script on YOUR server, connected facebook login API, adjust the socialte code to make it work , ONCE IT WORKS< show me then I will buy the fix from you. 50AUD. NO TIME WASTERS, MUST ACCEPT THE PROJECT, NO SALES IDIOTS, NO RESELLERS, MUST BE READY NOW, NO SALES PEOPLE, NO SALES PEOPE. NO RESELLERS

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    ...after the contest is over. Thank you! Categories: Heart Emojis (icons reflecting the current mood) - (25 Total Needed for Handover) Should resemble example but also have very thin arms. Modern heart-shaped icons with thin arms and legs. Examples: Feeling… -Loved -Happy -In Love -Content -Adventurous -Mischievous -Naughty -Angry

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    ...submitting your proposal, read the details carefully if you want to be considered. winning freelancer will be hired to complete the rest of the screens. 1) Providing UX on InvisionApp to show the workflow and animation will be considered (Plus) 2) providing a splash for the design is a (plus) 3) app des: it's about providing videos for football as snapchat

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    Rajkot, Gujarat, India based WordPress Developer required who can start the work immediately. Pay: 500 INR/Day(Need to work for 8 hours a day) No negotiation about budget Project Type: Ongoing and long term project

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    I need an iPhone/iPad app. I would like it designed and built.

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    I need some help with internet marketing. Help promote and market my fb page to generate affiliate sign up's. I want real likes, followers, share page link and posts from page to relevant groups. Post links of the website to relavent groups and pages.

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    ...don't reject my project again you IDIOTS. Hello All, I am seeking a freelancer who can complete a small project to build an app for elementary education. I would like the app to function like a parental-control application and it will perform these simple tasks: 1. Monitor the devices Time on entertainment 2. Based on desired preferences once

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    Hi Satish. I think I mentioned this one to you a while ago; so AutoDesk really SCREWED my company with the 2017 software. Now all my blocks don't have attributes that work with all the attribute editing tools. I have 3 files for review; one has a "bad" block (the current status) and I need to be able to convert this block (and MANY MANY M...

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    I would like some help with come custom fields in woocommerce. I would also like customisations to be in-line with wordpress codex and woocommece guidelines. THE PERSON: This person will need to be well conversed with ‘Wordpress’ and have a good understanding of how wordpress works. More importantly, ‘WooCommerce’ will be the focus of the project

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    I need freelancers to complete projects on travel writing.

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    ...attractive,17 years old with BLUE eyes. -Can I order some pancakes with a cup of tea PLEASE?- said Mary -Of course,you need sth else?-said john -No,[login to view URL] is your name asked Mary? -My name is [login to view URL] [login to view URL] -My name is [login to view URL] long have you been working Here? -Two weeks already.I need to save money. I want to BECOME [login...

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    ...attractive,17 years old with BLUE eyes. -Can I order some pancakes with a cup of tea PLEASE?- said Mary -Of course,you need sth else?-said john -No,[login to view URL] is your name asked Mary? -My name is [login to view URL] [login to view URL] -My name is [login to view URL] long have you been working Here? -Two weeks already.I need to save money. I want to BECOME [login...

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    ...attractive,17 years old with BLUE eyes. -Can I order some pancakes with a cup of tea PLEASE?- said Mary -Of course,you need sth else?-said john -No,[login to view URL] is your name asked Mary? -My name is [login to view URL] [login to view URL] -My name is [login to view URL] long have you been working Here? -Two weeks already.I need to save money. I want to BECOME [login...

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    ...from me with 2 infographics per week requested. I want to be able to send you some sentences and have you take any numbers or statistics from the article and turn it into a infographic. Sometimes the article will have 10-15 statistics you need to convert onto a infographic and sometimes they will only have 2 or 3. Below is the information I wa...

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    I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed for Windows using .NET. Data entry and auto generated reports for monitoring a contract of civil hired transport and timely payments.

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    ...Requirements: 1. To establish the Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, you have to write the: (400 – 500 words) a. Introduction about Wal-Mart Stores Inc. business. b. Product and type of services. c. Business statement. d. Business vision. e. Business objective. 2. Identify and describe the four managerial functions that can be applied in Wal-Mart

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    ...theme I cannot get the permalinks and taxonomies to work with website! I've been trying for hours and hours...I've tried so many things but it's still not working. For some reason now, I have got the categories (that I want) listed below the default "Post" taxonomy. I want them under the "Reviews" CPT section. I ...

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