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    Laura Best thing for you to do is refrain from bidding on those fucking idiots Female XXX projects. Anyway it's late here and morning for you I would guess, shoot me a message if you want to chat here. BTW it is not required that you accept this project at least not right away. Let's talk.

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    ...If you are good at html and have worked on [login to view URL] templates keep reading. There's a blog on wp and I want that menu of wp to be on my blogger theme wp: [login to view URL] blogger: [login to view URL] Please don't bid if your charge is more than 18 USD. Thanks. Stupid time wasters and idiots just stay 400KM away. Mention

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    We need marketing and sales people to help us sell our services. DON'T NEED SEO !!!

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    I am hiring everyone, who has an English speaking email-list hosted on any Email Service Provider (ESP) - all you have to do is to send my "Make Money Online" content to your list for a few times. Bid to let get started immediately.

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    We are looking for Freelancer for execute the API Integration between our company website and CRM database/Event Display. If you are interested, please feel free inbox me (Removed by Freelancer.com admin)

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    App developers are needed whom are familiar with taxi app such as uber or lyft Bid only you have certain experience in it please

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    ...and maintaining files and records. *Planning and scheduling meetings and appointments. *Hourly payment: $35/hour *Benefits include: 401k, health and dental, paid vacation and 2 weeks sick leave *You will be enrolled for Benefits after 4weeks. These are the requirements for the Job... • Are you a U.S. Citizen, Canadian Citizen Green -Card Holder •

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    ...C/C++/Unix developers to help pioneer commerce on the Internet. You must have experience designing and building large and complex (yet maintainable) systems, and you should be able to do so in about one-third the time that most competent people think possible. You should have a BS, MS, or PhD in Computer Science or the equivalent. Top-notch communication

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    I need some graphic design. I would like a photo of my friend and I in the Classic tumblr art style

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    Hi, I am searching for virtual assistant. Please do this specific data entry project. If you do it, I might offer you full time job as virtual assistant. Please do not bid, if you are not interested in full time job. Salary - 10k INR per month (starting) work includes - little bit of designing, wordpress, data entry, research work, writing

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    Hi, I am searching for virtual assistant. Please do this specific data entry project. If you do it, I might offer you full time job as virtual assistant. Please do not bid, if you are not interested in full time job. Salary - 10k INR per month (starting) work includes - little bit of designing, wordpress, data entry, research work, writing

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    Hi, I am searching for virtual assistant. Please do this specific data entry project. If you do it, I might offer you full time job as virtual assistant. Please do not bid, if you are not interested in full time job. Salary - 10k INR per month (starting) work includes - little bit of designing, wordpress, data entry, research work, writing

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    ...is not reconsidered for any other position. We have a network working throughout India that surely enables us to aid the employers and the job seekers get full job solutions as per their requirements. Professional Charges 1) 8.33 % of the annual package (CTC) of selected candidates. 2) Replacement period is 45 days. 3) In addition, the

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    I need a logo designed for a fitness concept that will be built in shipping containers. The name will be called box fit can be displayed in any way such as: boxfit boxFit bixFIT BoxFit It must incorporate the theme of the concept into the logo such as it is in a container and it will be very dark cool urban fitness concept that will be located

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    I need an IOS/android/Web based applications developer to be hired and work in United Arab Emirates I need an experince in also: - Managing projects. - Leading a team. - Bringing New costumers. - Very Professional developer. [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin - please see Section 13 of our Terms and Conditions] Note: the working hours will be from

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    [login to view URL] is the website [login to view URL] is a typical review page format We review a range of different products, so don't just focus on bitcoin. We'll need the logo in a vector type format Needs to be clean, modern, looks

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    Update code for laravel for Facebook login S...script on YOUR server, connected facebook login API, adjust the socialte code to make it work , ONCE IT WORKS< show me then I will buy the fix from you. 50AUD. NO TIME WASTERS, MUST ACCEPT THE PROJECT, NO SALES IDIOTS, NO RESELLERS, MUST BE READY NOW, NO SALES PEOPLE, NO SALES PEOPE. NO RESELLERS

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    ...after the contest is over. Thank you! Categories: Heart Emojis (icons reflecting the current mood) - (25 Total Needed for Handover) Should resemble example but also have very thin arms. Modern heart-shaped icons with thin arms and legs. Examples: Feeling… -Loved -Happy -In Love -Content -Adventurous -Mischievous -Naughty -Angry

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    ...submitting your proposal, read the details carefully if you want to be considered. winning freelancer will be hired to complete the rest of the screens. 1) Providing UX on InvisionApp to show the workflow and animation will be considered (Plus) 2) providing a splash for the design is a (plus) 3) app des: it's about providing videos for football as snapchat

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    Rajkot, Gujarat, India based WordPress Developer required who can start the work immediately. Pay: 500 INR/Day(Need to work for 8 hours a day) No negotiation about budget Project Type: Ongoing and long term project

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    I need an iPhone/iPad app. I would like it designed and built.

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    I need some help with internet marketing. Help promote and market my fb page to generate affiliate sign up's. I want real likes, followers, share page link and posts from page to relevant groups. Post links of the website to relavent groups and pages.

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    ...don't reject my project again you IDIOTS. Hello All, I am seeking a freelancer who can complete a small project to build an app for elementary education. I would like the app to function like a parental-control application and it will perform these simple tasks: 1. Monitor the devices Time on entertainment 2. Based on desired preferences once

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    Hi Satish. I think I mentioned this one to you a while ago; so AutoDesk really SCREWED my company with the 2017 software. Now all my blocks don't have attributes that work with all the attribute editing tools. I have 3 files for review; one has a "bad" block (the current status) and I need to be able to convert this block (and MANY MANY M...

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    I would like some help with come custom fields in woocommerce. I would also like customisations to be in-line with wordpress codex and woocommece guidelines. THE PERSON: This person will need to be well conversed with ‘Wordpress’ and have a good understanding of how wordpress works. More importantly, ‘WooCommerce’ will be the focus of the project

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    I need freelancers to complete projects on travel writing.

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    ...attractive,17 years old with BLUE eyes. -Can I order some pancakes with a cup of tea PLEASE?- said Mary -Of course,you need sth else?-said john -No,[login to view URL] is your name asked Mary? -My name is [login to view URL] [login to view URL] -My name is [login to view URL] long have you been working Here? -Two weeks already.I need to save money. I want to BECOME [login...

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    ...attractive,17 years old with BLUE eyes. -Can I order some pancakes with a cup of tea PLEASE?- said Mary -Of course,you need sth else?-said john -No,[login to view URL] is your name asked Mary? -My name is [login to view URL] [login to view URL] -My name is [login to view URL] long have you been working Here? -Two weeks already.I need to save money. I want to BECOME [login...

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    ...attractive,17 years old with BLUE eyes. -Can I order some pancakes with a cup of tea PLEASE?- said Mary -Of course,you need sth else?-said john -No,[login to view URL] is your name asked Mary? -My name is [login to view URL] [login to view URL] -My name is [login to view URL] long have you been working Here? -Two weeks already.I need to save money. I want to BECOME [login...

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    ...from me with 2 infographics per week requested. I want to be able to send you some sentences and have you take any numbers or statistics from the article and turn it into a infographic. Sometimes the article will have 10-15 statistics you need to convert onto a infographic and sometimes they will only have 2 or 3. Below is the information I wa...

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    I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed for Windows using .NET. Data entry and auto generated reports for monitoring a contract of civil hired transport and timely payments.

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    ...Requirements: 1. To establish the Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, you have to write the: (400 – 500 words) a. Introduction about Wal-Mart Stores Inc. business. b. Product and type of services. c. Business statement. d. Business vision. e. Business objective. 2. Identify and describe the four managerial functions that can be applied in Wal-Mart

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    ...theme I cannot get the permalinks and taxonomies to work with website! I've been trying for hours and hours...I've tried so many things but it's still not working. For some reason now, I have got the categories (that I want) listed below the default "Post" taxonomy. I want them under the "Reviews" CPT section. I ...

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    This is a simple task. We have about 25,000 emails that we need to archive into PDF files. I'm sure there must be a program that can do this job but I am not familiar with what is out there. Your task is to find the software, log into our webmail account and run a batch job of the emails so that it outputs all of the emails as PDF files and

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    ...as little as $5 per day advertising on Facebook or Instagram ads, just target the best niche market to sell the t-shirts and or hats to and generate great sales, also if you have a large social media following you can promote the items to generate sales. EBay, Amazon, blogs and websites also work well, whatever platform(s) you choose to use, when you

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    I need a logo designed. I am going to make a youtube named "3 Idiots +" so kindly design me a best logo for my channel

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    ...Freelancers, We do work for several clients so for that we need 2/3 contractor who is really good at Forum and Blog Commenting and must have to have internet marketing knowledge. Also, we don't pay for any invisible posts and right now we are paying 30 to 40 cents for each post. One thing, I am here for a long run so if you stay online around 8 to 10

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    I need some graphic design. I'm looking for a set of 6 lables designed as candle lables. 60mm circle if possible Simple and elegant with nice font. (Illustrations are welcomed) Lables to say: 1. Happy escape from the womb day  2. Love your fucking guts 3. Thanks for putting up with my shit 4. Besties before testies 5. Happy Birthday  6. I wish

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    Grow height for idiots PDF ASAP

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    Need ...Person for USA Market to Choose some Models and items from Alibaba and other Websites to Resell them in Amazon and [login to view URL] in the US ( We will buy what he/she choose ) If you have experience in Clothing you would know that Styles of American are Different from Europe Choosed Items should be Explained for the Reason why they were Choosen

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    Although you have your first success here with Andrew, keep bidding on those Indian and Pakistani idiots projects and you will loose it all sweetie.

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    Hi I am looking for some full version of zend guard encoder able to obfuscate source code from php 5.6 and higher. Who has it, feel free to contact to me. Please, read before place idiots bid. I am not looking for any deploy and your joomla, ecomerce, prestashop,.....or wordpress templates, nothing of that is interesting for me.

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    Project in perspective...

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    You should stay away from the fake XXX porn chat projects, specially those from Indian and Pakistani idiots. BTW, don't accept,just a heads up here.

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    Spam bid and run, are you real? If you are then stay away from the fakes here, contact me skype/email.. [login to view URL]@[login to view URL] . Hope you are not a fake profile cr...bid and run, are you real? If you are then stay away from the fakes here, contact me skype/email.. [login to view URL]@[login to view URL] . Hope you are not a fake profile created by those idiots on here.

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    Need to sell our products on Amazon, eBay, Flipkart, and Snapdeal. Strictly no SEO (idiots stay away don't waste my time) I will create milestone once you generate a first online sale. and the payment will continue as you work for me. company - [login to view URL]

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    I need help finding VideoScribe or Typography video projects which I can complete, I will offer 20 % of the budget to the person finding right kind of jobs. My previous work experience links will be shared with the person I hire for this job. You will need to find the client and negotiate the budget and then connect me with them, your payment will

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    On the home page of my Opencart shop, I want to place modules in column left, content top and column right. The problem is when I place certain modules in the content top position (such as Featured or Best Sellers module), they don't automatically fill the full width of the content top position (see attached jpg). Not all modules suffer from this issue

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