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    Trophy icon Logo for Qisa 2 days left

    Looking to have a logo & branding designed for a new bath product with the following characteristics in mind: Name: Qisa Think: Luxury, Hotel, Hammam, Spa, Bath, Mediterranean, Bali, Clean Color: White/black, White/purple, White/gold, White/yellow I attached some logo designs for examples

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    Trophy icon Logo for Royal Event Decor 2 days left

    Need a simple yet elegant logo for an event decorating company. Company name: Royal Event Decor Colors: black & white, gold & white Theme: classy, elegant, chic, clean

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    Trophy icon 80s airbrush-style illustration 29 days left

    For our social media presence, we are looking for an illustrator who can convey the nostalgic feeling of 80s art. For that, we would like to stick to a similar retro style like the ones seen here: [login to view URL] Our brand itself is a vaporwave-inspired soda brand that wants to convey a feeling of focus and nostalgia. However, we would like to give it our own twist by incorporating our own b...

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    The website is hosted with Digital Ocean VPS and the control panel is Runcloud. The website is an eCommerce website and it is built using Wordpress CMS but recently the website has been having issues with server resources which has greatly affected its performance. The website has crashed multiple times as a result of this high usage issue, will need this problem resolved and an explanation as t...

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    Help converting an low res photoshop to high res vector. I am using silhouette studio but it’s giving me warning that the svg is low res and makes the printout grannies and pixelated. Photoshop is not an vector program but It was created in photoshop needed to make to high res with template. As I need to change name ect on the file for different order and songs

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    Trophy icon Xtreme Clean 2 days left

    I need a logo for my auto detailing business and logos for my cleaning products.

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    An experimental MEMS device will operate at a high frequency, and the resistance of the device must be kept at 50 Ohms, even under activity. As shown in the schematic file (see attachment [login to view URL]), the MEMS device consists two IDTs (transducers). Each IDT has effectively R < 0.1 Ohms. The IDT image is in deviceBreakdown.jpg. Requirement: Design the auxiliary circuit so that Req is...

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    → Sample structure is on my link: • [login to view URL] • Transactions will be in [login to view URL] Layer (C#) • Presentation Layer is [login to view URL] (Js) • Don't use SomeClass someClass = new SomeClass()... please. • Use this Generic Structure with Dependency Injections as Repository Pattern. • Page reload is not allowed, you can use Ajax. TRANSACT...

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    logo design 6 days left
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    need 1-3 logos designed in a professional clean eye catching manner/ please send portfolios of previous design.

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    I already have the domains and hosting account for Wordpress with cheaperdomains. I need a solid and simple web design for my business, a Melbourne-based cosmetic tattoo clinic in Australia. Requirements: 1. Top of google search when it comes to SEO at the time is built. 2. Integration with squareup POS and calendar so people can book appointments. 4. A full-page video on the front page with a me...

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    Would like to have a simple, yet effective logo designed for an upcoming outdoor cooking website titled "Wilderness Cookery." Logo would preferably be circular, clean/minimal looking, can have appropriate coloring (might be used for site theme colors in the future), and be appealing to become a part of the overall site and brand. Logo would also be used for possible YouTube channel and...

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    Hi Patrick W., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. I like your efficiency and you made a clean product, also I like your style. I want you to make me a mobile game for android with 2 main features: Pipe-dream like game and pixelpainting. 5-10 levels. All colors that would be on a SNES.

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    I would like a logo design for a new venture, it needs to be produced as a vector file and restar file. The company name is Penguin Coffee, looking for clean and modern design and incorporate the company name.

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    Hello guys my name is ann,ilove to talk about health in [login to view URL] body is the temple of God so what we need to do is to be clean. Everyone needs to be clean such as washing hands sanitising him or [login to view URL] 19 is real we need to avoid crowds, social distance and gathering,ware mask when travelling to avoid being spread by [login to view URL] is adeadly disease hope everyone w...

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    RECYTEC is a company that is selling/ renting recycling technology. All kind of remnant, can become gold after using our technology. I want a logo that will represent the above. Clean, elegant and shows the feeling of caring of the planet and people We need the logo and business card to be in the format: -ai -pdf -eps -corel - no background

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    Please note I have this website [login to view URL] (you should find this very simple) and using this for getting a “new job” and found it does not work well on smartphones like iphone and andrioid? How can I adjust this so the “CONTENT” can present clean on a phone as well as Web? Really - my budget is $15 and hope this is ok - fine if not - really ok. There is hope you ...

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    Trophy icon Real Estate Broker Logo 6 days left

    -I need a Real Estate Logo -It has to include the letters Y and R -It has to represent the real estate market (house, building, etc...) -Colors: black, grey, white and red -Use my name to do it: Yannick Riendeau The style to use: I want something "clean", "modern" The winner will have to provide: Source File, PNJ, JPEG files :) NB: The file attached is made as an exempl...

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    Please note I have this website [login to view URL] (you should find this very simple) and using this for getting a “new job” and found it does not work well on smartphones like iphone and andrioid? How can I adjust this so the “CONTENT” can present clean on a phone as well as Web? There is hope you can give your “best” price; as being un-employed my funds are...

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    Build a WordPress website for a podcast focused on finance. The website [login to view URL] is a good example of what I need with a few changes. My website home page will have 3 columns. The center column will be the widest column and will look very much like thebeerists's left column with a headline, date box (the red box with white lettering as on the example), some graphics (it is unlikely...

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    → Sample structure is on my GitHub page: • [login to view URL] • Transactions will be in [login to view URL] Layer (C#) • Presentation Layer is [login to view URL] (Js) • Don't use SomeClass someClass = new SomeClass()... please. • Use this Generic Structure with Dependency Injections as Repository Pattern. • Page reload is not allowed, you can use Ajax. T...

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    KDP Coloring Book Pages -- 2 6 days left
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    Hi! I am looking for someone creative to work on a fun project with me, creating adult themed alcoholic unicorn coloring pages. I will give more details when I talk personally. I need someone who is creative, off beat, fun, not offended by mature humor and swearing and who has experience making coloring pages for KDP LC books. Looking for about 50 pages for about $50 - 100 for the job, to be ...

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    I have a WordPress (woo-commerce) e-commerce site. I have bought the Fluxstore app that connects with Woocommerce REST API. Whenever i connect the app and start using the CPU usage percentage skyrockets and the server hangs. My server is in AWS Lightsail with 4GB RAM and 2 vCPu. I need someone skilled in server speed and WordPress optimization to fix the issue.

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    creation of a machine vps on vmware exy -Ubuntu 20.04 LTS and Ubuntu 18.04 LTS Requirements installation Clover must run on a clean private server or VPS with public (not mapped) ip address, we advise towards a Ubuntu 20.04 server with at least 2GB of RAM. We provide a fully automated installation script for Ubuntu 20.04 LTS and Ubuntu 18.04 LTS that will save you a lot of time and a huge headac...

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    We have a rough layout for an approx 5000sq' retail outlet (3 different stores) and want someone to create want a professional, clean and to scale design. Requirements * properly position doors * show dimensions of major areas * make counters, tables, aisles and product shelves the correct size * suggest ways to improve the design * suggest best way to use colour to make it more im...

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    Trophy icon Create Business Identity 19 days left

    I am looking for someone create a business identity for my coaching and consulting business that provides the following services under each name: Liberada Coaching Collective The coaching collective is focused on personal empowerment and development through 1on1 coaching, small group coaching and week long retreats/trips abroad with a focus on service. The target demographic is women of color, ag...

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    Hello! I am looking for a native level Italian speaker who would translate a roughly 5400 word long text from english to spanish. The text is for the instructions of a "how to draw" book. Please note, and this is IMPORTANT, we are looking for a HIGH QUALITY translation, NOT A MACHINE TRANSLATION and NOT AN OUTSOURCED TRANSLATION from a non-native speaker. Please don't hesitate to ...

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    We are a retail chain in Canada that is doing a fundraising from investors and we need excellent sales materials. We have a self made 10 page .ppt (see below) that is good but we want a professional designer to make it GREAT. It needs to be professional, clean and impactful. We are presenting it to wealthy North Americans to get them invest in our company. We have high expectations and will as...

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    Design app UI screens-Professional designer needed-Must be high skilled designer

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    I am looking for a good Magento 2 Developer. This can and most likely will end up a long-term postition. The shop was already started by somebody else, but we will need to pick a new theme and customize it to look similar in function to a competitor's website. Clean and efficient coding and a true knowledge of Magento 2 are required. I will explain everything in detail and will ask for a f...

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    Hello, I have the following server: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 Hexa-Core CPU-B: 19914 RAM: 64 GB DDR4 Drives: 2x 512 GB NVMe SSD OS: CentOS 7.9 I need to configure the WHM/cPanel to handle high volume of visitors

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    AJS Carpet Cleaning Inc strives to leave your carpets as clean and dry as possible so that you can go about with your normal routine. Being thoroughly clean is of our most important concern, and drying time is also of primary importance, but we won’t compromise cleanliness just to have a faster drying time. If you have any questions, feel free to call us at 801 368-0705.

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    i need some high quality modern logo for the company nameD - Trublue and second one is Rosa corp attached -are few done by us

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    Trophy icon BRAND LOGO DESGIN 6 days left

    we need brand design for "BitaBlue" which is a cryptocurrency exchange BRAND NAME (BitaBlue) with ICON : simple, clean and modern typographic brand name with unique icon, plus multiple variations with no impact on the original logo * reversed option * monochrome *square and horizontal and circular applications to be used on avatars and as profile pictures *Icons for mobile apps *c...

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    Do Not apply If You Do Not Have Openwrt and Alsa Audio Driver Experience Project overview OpenWrt Development / New project Expected to be completed by Dec 04, 2020 We have a project which is a Help Call system for the elderly. It's basically a fancy Voip phone running Openwrt and Asterisk on the MediaTek MT7688 CPU. We are using a WM8960 codec connected via i2S to the CPU and we ...

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    I am making a video on top 10 beautiful varieties of aquarium shrimp. I need HD videos of aquarium shrimps. Example Shrimps Affair Pte Ltd at Singapore French Rd has some exotic and beautiful shrimp varieties. I need quality and clear HD photos and videos. (1920 X 1080 30 or 60 fps res)

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    I need somebody who can clean for me a website with scripts to work only in HTML, without any scripts.

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    ### The product We are searching for someone to code a mobile web app using REACT in JS. The app is supposed to fetch data from our own REST-endpoints, the endpoints contains arrays of persons (characters from different movies/shows) with their respective data. This data is supposed to be shown in lists in the mobile app. The user also have the possibility to login or register (we have backen...

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    Very high ressolution render 6 days left
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    Model and render an image with cery high ressolution (53.000 pix x 19.000 pix). Easy modeling difficulty.

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    The idea is to design a High definition, highly professional proposal for my company. The presentation content would be provided

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    Build a Website 6 days left

    I would like a quote for a Wordpress website for a SME in the building industry (carpentry and property development). I will provide you : . The architecture of the site (to be optimised if necessary) . A functional mockup for each page (PowerPoint) . The content (texts, images, logo) - For the moment, there are 2 visuals of buildings and 4 photos of the associates. The logo will be to do in vec...

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    hello i want an high quality artical for my blogs i will pay you $700 FOR 20 ARICALS b ut i want sample first

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    existing website [login to view URL] add this (we will provide data) [login to view URL]

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    I'm Looking for High-Quality Writers. Hello, I'm Looking for High-Quality articles Writers. In this job, you will require to write 20 articles with 1400-1700 words each. I'm paying $25 per article. Excellent writing skills are a must!. Please include a few samples of your previous work. Thanks.

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    We are looking for a .Net developer to build software using languages and technologies of the .NET framework. Job Responsibilities: 1. Participate in requirements analysis 2. Collaborate with internal teams to produce software design and architecture 3. Write clean, scalable code using .NET programming languages 4. Test and deploy applications and systems 5. Revise, update, refactor and debug code...

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    I want to my website high ranking. Anyone seo for me in cheap price. Only Indian please ... Thanks in advance

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    Need some support to create a small Indicator based on counting candles following swing highs and lows. Description/requirements: [login to view URL] Please DM me with any questions, thank you for your interest.

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    Trophy icon Need logo for new website 5 days left

    Need logo for new website "BestBuyGuide" . minimal is preferred You can use three letters in logo - "BBG" but not limited to BBG only, feel free to try your own concepts with some buying intent in logo . The logo should be in 1:1 aspect ratio so it can be used as favicon and also provide typography for name "BestBuyGuide" Instead BBG letters in logo, you can also d...

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    We are seeking an experienced developer to assist with deployment and minor changes to an existing project. You shall have at-least 3-5 years of development experience, excellent communication skills & be deadline driven The app we wish to build will basically function like this demo , but with some additional changes including adding a filter / search for the main table , ability to add...

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    We have a simple serverless shopping site already integrated with Stripe API and here's what we need from someone who is able to write CLEAN CODES. 1. Send customer's details. i.e. name, email, phone, address, etc + order details. Currently, we're ONLY sending credit card details and charged amount. 2. Email receipt provided by Stripe to the customer. The work doesn't involv...

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    android studio tutor (MVVM, clean architecture, firebase)

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