I want to make a useless website jobs
i have a site [login to view URL],it has set up for about 1 year , I need someone to manage the site ,do some tidy up for me ,like search engine submit, delete the useless plugins and pages, also maybe do the speed up i found i have some duplicated content, need work out how to avoid it , I am planning to run Google ads before C...
I decide to make one system on wasting my and your time and that is posting projects on freelancer.com . and found so many idiots here so I can waste lots of your bids please bid on it without thinking for a second. make sure that you don't forget to report my profile for fucking wasting your time and your bids. thanks for your useless t...
...don't need time waster, I want to start the project right now and finish within 24 hours. I have HTML and want to integrate into Shopify. I have installed the HTML in Shopify now need to work on some remaining points that are: 1. want to make exactly like HTML 2. add to cart option 3. multiple select 4. pri...
STOP !!... don't bid Don't try to waste my time. Dont send me your portfolio with 100 links, Show me an app like spotify if u have made. Dont ask me how i am or any other question which is useless. Let's get straight to work. [login to view URL]!AmocZLSxjLVWiVrfdoiHCAhP6G1q Read if you are serious about the project and dont make me repeat mys...
Hi There, I have an project which require external off page excellence outside of my agency. looking forward for best price who can suffice the off page count of my websites at reasonable cost. for each domain work detail Quantity Per week Directory submission 10 Bookmarking 10 Classified submission 10 Image Sharing 5 Profile Creation 5 Micro
STOP !!... don't bid Don't try to waste my time. Dont send me your portfolio with 100 links, Show me an app like spotify if u have made. Dont ask me how i am or any other question which is useless. Let's get straight to work. [login to view URL]!AmocZLSxjLVWiVrfdoiHCAhP6G1q Read if you are serious about the project and dont make me repeat mys...
Hello there! My name is Lex and, I'm building a company of writing with my partner: Free Fire Fiction. We have lots of stories and are just starting to release them. I need someone that will target the right people for my followers, so that they will become readers and later on patrons of our work. Useless followers don't fit the requirement. Here's
...marketing cloud. We are a new company and we need a html page a design our logo, so far. The html page has to be suitable for all devices: computers, tablets and phones. On the HTML page will go our logo, name of company, info button and no more. That is what we need to start with. I have a drawing of the logo (I am useless drawing...
We have an existing website: www.muvtravel.com. It is running on Codeigniter2 framework. Front end is primary based on Bootstrap. We need someone to clean up entire front-end structure (currently it has useless libraries, multiple versions of JS, bootstrap, Jquery etc), make sure we have clean code and libraries. We need to retain the same look-n-feel
Read the Documentation first otherwise it's useless to bid. Agencies are preferred but I an Individual has the all the skill sets to complete the project, I would be happy to give that freelancer the job. Ok, so there are 5 main things: - The editor is the first milestone and must be done on tuesday afternoon. - We will use [login to view URL], so you
...Documentation first otherwise it's useless to bid. Agencies are preferred but I an Individual has the all the skill sets to complete the project, I would be happy to give that freelancer the job. Ok, so there are 4 main things: - We will use [login to view URL], so you must be familiar with that. - The project should be done according to req...
...Documentation first otherwise it's useless to bid. Agencies are preferred but I an Individual has the all the skill sets to complete the project, I would be happy to give that freelancer the job. Ok, so there are 4 main things: - We will use [login to view URL], so you must be familiar with that. - The project should be done according to req...
...Documentation first otherwise it's useless to bid. Agencies are preferred but I an Individual has the all the skill sets to complete the project, I would be happy to give that freelancer the job. Ok, so there are 4 main things: - We will use [login to view URL], so you must be familiar with that. - The project should be done according to req...
...based in Germany and working since a while on transforming a 20" shipping container into a fabulous micro home. We want to create something unique, something new. We want to design a home for everyone, everywhere. It will be small, very small ... but hey, if we put enough effort into it - it will be just perfect for a couple wi...
Hi, You master optimization ...You master optimization on Amazon. You will optimize a french Amazon Webpage with key words I will provide on Google and on Amazon. Give me your links of the products you have optimized on Amazon; without these elements, it is useless to bid on this project. Thx. I pay only per month with a report got every week.
Greetings, My website for some reason went down with a 503 error. Its based on Magento 2 with Plesk. I want someone experienced to fix this. The work flow is like this: 1)You get the creditials to gain access on the server 2)You fix the problem 3)You told me what happend and this problem has been fixed. 4)You clean up my magento useless scripts. Aft...
I am looking for an SEO Consultant with 5 to 10 years of experience. I have about 5 years of experience and looking for someone with MORE experience and Expertise. I am looking for 5 hours of help per week and about 20 hours per month. I have my own Content Writers, Backlinks, Social Media and Web developers. I just need someone to provide hou...
We want to work with somebody who can help us different small things for our different website. It's a long time cooperation. At the moment we need to fix one website. - Our website [login to view URL] - Products booking formate like this website: [login to view URL] - Add Instagram button below the products
...from the admin we must be able to create multiple countries enter the setting for each country like (currency, car types, payment options, fares etc...) we wont accept solution based on single country logic. important : it's useless to submit a bid if you dont have multiple country logic already implemented, we reply only to bider who fit into the above
...for SEO specialist to rank our articles in google's first page for normal to high volume keywords. We will provide you with pages to be ranked along with the keywords. We will also supply you articles for guest posting if you want. You need to add high quality links. We don't want to increase spam score by adding 100s of useless...
I need a logo that is humorously ambiguous for a podcast + blog I'm creating. The name of it is "Not Dot Com, Dot Net" and the website is [login to view URL] The email address I'll be using is atatat@[login to view URL] It's a dumb joke to launch a lot of dumb ideas, but the crux of it is it's pretty terrible when you...
We need Professional Link Builder to research and create list of apprx 150-200 prospects where good, varying and relative links might be obtained, links must be Permanent and Approved links only. links we want from PR2-PR9 websites but not limited to: * 50 Web2.0 Blog Posting * 50 Press Release Submission * 30 Articles Submission * 30 Web Directories
Hi there . We are starting a small insurance business and we need both simple site and simple flier . We have examples so it should be really couple of hours for you . Example sites as we need : [login to view URL] [login to view URL]
Need a new customised website that mimics most of the functions of : [login to view URL] with a few added options such as additional profile additions of qualifications scan. Website will be a professionals site for job bidding with project description including images etc to be uploaded by customers and can be bid on by option of job or hourly rate/estima...
Hi, my old website is hand-crafted using Serif Webplus x6. It does not have any content management system. I need you to web-scrape all the information of the products available in my old website so I can migrate these information to a new wordpress website with CMS. Please take note that different product categories have different product s...
Hi I am looking to hire a Laravel PHP expert. I have had so many bad developers claiming to be good but fail to do the easiest task. I have an open source project that is written in PHP I want to extend this project. To make sure I am hiring a Laravel expert. I want a developer <...
This is a repost of a project which turned out to be a little more complicated and demanding than initially thought Scope of project To present a childrens playground in 3D via a web app using WebGl. Here is an example [login to view URL] Left side for the main screen, right side for interactive screen where users
I am a photographer and my website has a cartoon face logo. I also do DAZ 3D animation but I am useless at modelling and textures. I want a DAZ 3D model I can animate with my logo as the face... including the props like hat and pipe. It can probably be done with an existing model just using built-in facial morphs and ne...
the task need to be done in one day , so kindly don't wast my time and your time with useless bid budget is 50$ We have the application build but need some point to be fix or add 1. i have 2 screens need to be add 2. export and import feature 3. quick scan feature
...books and courses but it's crap. Stop wasting your time on that. I'm not going to give you any ideas or thoughts on products that should be created. Ideas are useless without execution. If I wanted to execute on an idea I had then I'd do it myself. I will tell you how to find ideas that will work though. First of all, your id...
I need to compare 2 phases Tesla motor with 3, 4, 5 phases standard induction motor use programs for example motor analysis or other. For example: [login to view URL] I need basic operating characteristics. So that compare them. Model of the motors, with the Magnetic field of motor Distribution of magnetic inductions. Characteristics of Torque
YOU NEED TO HAVE EXPERIENCE/PASSION/KNOWLEDGE ON HAIRSTYLES: not a crappy JUST WRITE type job. Only serious Writers should bid. We need 5 writers to write articles for our hair blog. Both experienced and newbies who are willing to work for a long term with responsibility and communication are encouraged to bid. NO AGENCY, ONLY INDIVIDUAL WRITERS who
...that we save for our memory of the occasion. Most websites and apps are useless and some apps you need to pay so much. I don't know if I want to make people pay or have this service FREE. So there is a need to track the location of a fone using its IMEI. - Capability to locate the fone showing it on google ...
i need some pdfs of ebooks from internet . facing problem with broken urls and useless ads while trying from other websites . need genuine and readable format.
i need some pdfs of ebooks from internet . facing problem with broken urls and useless ads while trying from other websites . need genuine and readable format.
...are a consulting firm presenting to an international conference audience. We want to make our presentation slick and more professional, perhaps using a newer presentation form than power point (eg Prezi or). It's digital conference so the presentation needs to be modern and "digital". Also, can you help edit the video on the second...
For a cms, a form with two sidebars should be fixed: - the process of a form has changed, so remove all old useless code ; apply the process for the two other fields ; use the same process (direct update) for the other sidebar.
...for a long term person to help us out with our current website. Our previous web designer moved on to a new career, so we are looking for a new person. New person should know PHP, CSS, HTML, cron jobs, and instagram. Note - Must be a really nice person and respectful. NDA is needed to be signed on hire. First Project Tasks: 1) learn our ...
I have a project using R programming or Python with report a) the description of attributes (columns) e.g. the number of discrete and continuous attributes (make factors from discrete ones, get rid of useless ones or remove one attribute from each pair of strongly correlated attributes). Find or make your target class attribute. b) the description
We have a dev that needs help with WooCommerce. You do not need to work on anything, only consult and give him the answers he needs to solving a problem. We have some scripts that read the WC DB in order to know the status of orders but something in WC has changed rendering our script/s useless. Need help to find and fix this problem.
I have a dev that needs help with WooCommerce. You do not need to work on anything, only consult and give him the answers he needs to solving a problem. We have some scripts that read the WC DB in order to know the status of orders but something in WC has changed rendering our script/s useless. Need help to find and fix this problem.
i want my website to have results on Alexa... most importantly, i want traffic... even small amount is good i don't care if you can rank keywords to number 1 but if there is no traffic, then it's same as useless!!
Need to sync an ICAL feed file with my google calendar + outlook 2013 I need a solution to import the appointments from this file feed in any way other than the normal way enabled in Google Calendar. Right now, Google does accept this file but they make their sync every 8 hours!! USELESS. TNX.
Investigative research of possible Chinese money launderer. Mostly as an academic and learning exercise I would enjoy having someone investigate a person and business that I suspect to be a front for Chinese money laundering. This would go down to the people and businesses behind the initial site and their holdings and activities. Most all of
Investigative research of possible Chinese money launderer. Mostly as an academic and learning exercise I would enjoy having someone investigate a person and business that I suspect to be a front for Chinese money laundering. This would go down to the people and businesses behind the initial site and their holdings and activities. Most all of
...word are counted. For example, if it’s a noun then its plural form or noun’s or anything is counted into the density. If it’s a verb, then all its forms are counted includes +s, es, ed, ing, etc. • Structure content (make subheaders), there should be approximately 2-3 subheaders for content of 500 words. • Text has to be unique, not copied...
I have a Microsoft Access Database split into a frontend and a backend. The backend is linked to a hosted Azure account. I use the database with a soft phone Tsip and all together it works like a dialing program. I would like some features checked and added. They are: 1. Blackout Buttons while leaving message. 2. Notification...
I need a hand. For some reason, the space between my header & my content has grown today (Adsense was automatically installed & then deactivated and I suspect it had something to do with that). I need this reduced back to normal height. Also, I have a search bar activated at the top of my site, however, the input text colour is whi...
I'm creating this project to try and determine how many bids on this platform are legitimate. I just saw a project that was 2 minutes old and had 7 bids, so I'm guessing that the platform is more or less useless at this point?
