... But it goes deeper than I ever originally intended. So, about every 2 chapters, the humor gets more complex and changes styles. It just turned out that way. I like this aspect, but it could be a flaw if the reader does not want or expect the transition... Helping to judge this would be important. *Creativity- High to medium The novel is a narrative
Magento mail NOT Outgoing when someone places order as not cc'd to us
This website here has 4 directories i would like all the files of, i cant seem to download the php files within because it shows empty when i download. I want the files because the company used a template and i want to use there layouts, and see how they have changed the template, etc. Below are the links i want to...
Hello, I am in the process of being a entrepreneur cyber security consultant and I am looking to BRAND/Market myself on all of the popular social media sites as well as getting myself recognized in the top search engine searches and looking for a good logo/website that will set me apart from everyone else. Please send me some samples of your work. Thanks
I need a professional website created that has a simple comparison table on the main page with atleast 6 columns, which can be sorted according to column chosen. There may be less than 5 pages on the website in total. It will also need a layout that incorporates google Adsense. Needs to be easy to maintain, amend, add/delete data. I will purchase the
...an application for Android and iPhone in Spanish language, that I can modify later myself or can go to another programmer or can go to who originally made it to me This application is for multiple purposes is a menu with several options: 1-time organization This option is used to place what you have done during the day in real time and at the end
I'm looking for authors to write articles about weight lifting and weight lifting supplements for my site chemicallyanabolic.com. I'm open to suggestions on topics but they should not be things already covered unless a new subcategory. Please put your topic in the bid. Please do not pick up this order unless you have a in-depth knowledge of fitness
For a email marketing campaign i am looking for a huge list of websites & contact info so like this: [login to view URL] , info@[login to view URL] You will also need to show me how to do it
Someone to either take new images of me (In London, England) or to edit existing or possible pictures to be taken, someone who has an idea about styling or feels they could help in some way please get in touch. Styles im looking at modelling for include winter, spring, summer or beachwear. I am only interested in working on one theme with you. Please
1) I have a domain name which uses the exact keyword phrase as per google analytics tool which says that it has a google search traffic of 11,0000 per month. 2) I assure you that I will make 10 youtube videos every week each involving supporting keywords which relate closely to the domain name parent keyword phrase. 3) As these youtube videos will be
Hello! I am going to be starting an online blog/vlog for my business and I need a fun logo that shows off who I am. The idea for my logo is going to be a cartoon version of myself, from my torso up, inside a large pink sprinkled donut. Below that image will be the title "Everyone Loves Sprinkles". I will need this logo both as a JPEG and P...
Need to create a wikipedia page for myself as an Author, I can give you my two Novels menuscripts to read they are published with all the major online publishers
I want to be posted on the website ‘famous birthdays’ [login to view URL] I’m a rap artist. I have it all written out i just need someone to post it there and make it stay there forever as i don’t know how to get it on there, it doesn’t give me an option so ALL you need to do is just get it on there. If y...
I am about to build a small heat forming machine, used for 8x6 inch size plastic sheets (2mm thickness). Here are the production process, which defines the feature needed for controller: 1. Set the heater to certain temperature (around 300F); 2. Worker put a plastic sheet onto a metal holder, push a button, the holder (guided by a rail) will enter heater
I had a wordpress site built from a theme by another freelancer. They did not set up the newsletter button correctly so when a customer clicks it the email goes to someone other than me. I need someone that knows wordpress to go and fix the links on a number of pages and footer that refer to joining our newsletter so that they are sent to the me.
Create captions and make me become trendy on all platforms including BLOGGER ESPECIALLY BLOGGER
Dear Freelancers, I have written 3,5 pages about financial factors of a spin-off, which I submitted into a plagiarism check, unfortunately it has incorporated my essay into the database, therefore I need somebody who could revise the text such that it is not a plagiarism case anymore. Best
Hello, I want to create a creatve roadmap for a learning program I am creating. This is to be included in a proposal for corporate client (consulting company) so it has to be professional and creative at the same time. I want to be able to explain n a one page document the 12-18 learning journey months. I will need 5 doc...
Write a resume Help me write english Curriculum Vitae for myself Help me write and design, plan whatever we have to do, for: a curriculum vitae - for me personally. Help me pic pictures of me/my projects, Ask me anything and I answer your questions, You make CV for me, If its satisfying for both of us you get paid. Background: I am engineer fro...
I need a logo designed for my lash extension business.
Looking for someone to build myself a funnel using you click funnels account first. And then once it's finished and looks perfect. Then I will create my own click funnel account and we can transfer it. I have two projects.
I need you to write a short article about me. I will share more info with selected candidate. He/she must be able to deliver within one hour of time else it will be revoked.
Need this done in 24 - 48 hours if possible. if possible to do this in Powerpoint or word and if someone can do 1 x template in powerpoint, and i can also edit this easily one i have the one template as i don't have illustrator or photoshop. I have the information and sample to show.
Hello there! I am currently looking for someone to manage my Shopify store. The job is pretty simple. I was so busy lately I had no time managing the store by myself, so I am giving away the opportunity to manage my store and make some money off of it! There are simple salary rules. They are fairly motivating so a skillful person can make a lot of
Problem: I have a custom made plugin (Mpag Mod) that launches pages based on keywords. It also circulates the text on pages it has launched. Example: Look at: [login to view URL] Press refresh page a few times and watch the text change. (In this example I used 3 different texts) This plugin is based on working with
Hi, My friend I are writing a short book about our funny dating stories. The only issue is, we aren't writers. We will have about 50 stories all up that will need to be edited. Here are two examples. We want them to be max 1 A4 page in length. We will write it, we just need someone to make it sound better than it is, perhaps expand som...
...order to save UI data to registry (such as value from edit boxes, etc). For example, the [login to view URL] thing is saved to registry as a string, which is obviously easy. However, [login to view URL] is saved in binary, and I would love to be able to replicate the same encoding algorithm. I don't necessarily need to discover the de...
...read whole text (b) if you don't want to be my partner (c) you will only lose time because I will not select such bidders. See this: [login to view URL] I am PHP programmer myself but I am looking for partner. This cutestat website is crawling all the websites and building pages with lots of information about domains (DNS records, IP, keyw...
Hi, I need an android app which can load a website build myself inside app and with push notification in backend when got new update
The idea is a movie about my father for his 70th birthday - I sent about 60 people 6 questions and asked them to answer as many or few as they like in independently recorded clips of approximately 30 seconds. Most people got it, some didn’t, but they can be broken up into the themes pretty easily. The questions were: 1) What is Dave’s Best Attribute
...eight. I now have a blog that I'm attempting to monetize with content of my own (instead of affiliate marketing). I'm a Shaman and am myself currently working on a number of fiction books to get out the door and up onto my site. But I really want to get this Shamanism content up on my site before I would have a chance to <...
I need someone the create the backend for my APP. You will need to refactor my PHP and sql and add your proper security etc. Needs to written in PHP and SQL The SQL has about 4 tables also want salts added to creating users etc... The App functionlity includes creating and registering users and logining in. Aswell as uploading daily data and daily
...designer to design, fabricate and Ship my costume for 35 dollars or less. I am 3XL, my feet are 13W, I am almost 6 feet tall, and my waist Is 50-52. Costume needs to include: Epaulettes Cape Boots Tricorn Hat Gloves Bandana Goggles Pants Jabot Shirt with cuffs Victorian Cavalier Vest Dark Victorian Jacket medallion Fake Toy Weapons Your mission is to make
...job yesterday. I have taken a different approach due to the vast amounts of mis-information about my topic, and i didn’t want someone to research and write about incorrect information. So I have written the article myself, but i don’t consider myself as a good content writer. Therefore I’d l...
house exterior (elevation and 3d exterior) design on basis of floor planning provided by myself.
...D., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. I am in the floorcovering business in a very highly competitive market. I suffer from not knowing where to go but am using the close observations of 2 companies that both worked for me at a time and apparently are achieving great success. I know
i need a medical writer for a scientific paper, to write the methods and conclusions (the other parts i`ll write myself)
...all! Currently myself and my exisiting team are doing our best to connect with high level individuals throughout Vietnam as we are opening an office there and creating a full house team to run our global operations. We are an E-commerce platform in the automotive space, our intentions are to develop a team of leaders that want to be apart of a high
...now I have the idea to write a book or blog, but i'm not sure if writing it myself in english, not my native language is such a good idea. For this reason I desided to contact your organization. But first, let me introduce myself. I am 33 year old part time traveler and part time salesman who loves to get involved in organaza...
I already have a world logo, but the image has poor quality. https://www.freelancer.com/u/onpre What's this project all about: 1- I would like to have the current world logo re-drawn 2- and receive a copy in PNG ready to be used here and on the web 3- plus, I need the vectorized version that I can deliver to a local store to pr...