...photos from hotels. Your own sources like photos and videos are welcome. Content must be healthy, okay for kids. No violence or cheesy jokes. Good example can be the song "Tokyo Bon", which is funny, eye-catching and very related to Japan travel. Once post the link, the video will be auto played on Facebook: [login to view URL]
I am a Tour guide in Yellowstone National Park and during winter we get supe...glorified monster trucks around. I'm not too sure what else would flow. But I'd like to try and incorporate some of the following; the vehicles, skiing, a cursive R (inside jokes), snowflakes, "gunga ga lunga", a bison and maybe a geyser. I'll attach some photos for ideas.
Hello! I am a 32 year old surgeon living in Melbourne Australia, and I am looking for a virtual assistant. If...posses the following qualities: 1. Live close to my time zone 2. Good attitude and up for a challenge 3. Able to handle admin tasks and are computer savvy 4. Like to make jokes and have a laugh :) Please send me a personalised message :)
I need someone to write a funny and catchy script with a slogan for a 30 second video ad commercial for a breakfast Cereal. The video commercial will be in the form of an animated cartoon (Maybe a combination of both human and cartoon). The cereal is made up of light blue multi-vitamin chocolate covered cereal balls and multi-grain snow flakes cereal
I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Happy with your ride? Consider a tip. Tipping makes you a rockstar but it is not required. Would you like to travel to Asia in Business Class for $600 Return - ask me how. Want to drive for Uber and earn $500 ...
I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Happy with your ride - consider a tip. Tipping is fantastic but not required. Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Did you know - only super high rating scores make us eligible for for promotions - just one '4 Star rating' can ruin a ratin...
I NEED A VIDEO BUT THERE WILL BE NO BACKGROUND MUSIC OR ANY OTHER MATERIAL COPIED FROM OTHER SITES. TE VOICE SHOULD BE CLEAR. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHICH TYPE OF MATERIAL I REQUIRE. PLEAS DONT COPY FROM OTHER NOTE: VIDEO SHOULD BE ONLY IN HINDI LANGUAGES i also attach a sample video. You can see and make your own.
Design unique, funny yet beautiful marriage invitation card
Win this contest for $5,000 - $10,000 project (initial job). 1. Draw 3 funny cartoon cats for young adult males 2. Make us laugh 3. Make it unique (rare), weird, silly - we don't want to see cats we've seen before You make us laugh, you win the prize but a huge job $$$. Simple. Please see the Brief and $300 package here: https://catboxcatbox
...to match up with the instrumental/karaoke version of wheres the love though. the song is about my mate stubz off of twitch and our group of friends, the rap is full of in jokes and is about videogames, a lot of the stuff in it is also scottish humour. if you have any wants or needs to change the lyrics or whatever to make it work or improve it then
Hello fellow Freelancers! I am starting a new project and I need someone to provide a stereotypical Mexican comedy voice over. Think "Cheech & Chong" or "Speedy Gonzalez". This will be for a game I am making for Android/IOS. I would prefer a Mexican national to provide the voice over, but if you can do a good impression, that is ok too. The total length will be a couple hu...
My friend and I are setting up an outdoors recreational clothing company, (hunting, kayaking, fishing, etc...) with some examples including jokes or some way to show off how outdoorsy one is. The company name is Odyssey or as you may know it as, a long journey. Our quote is "A Journey With No End". We hope somebody could make a logo for us. Logo Must
I run a pet store where i sell blowers for dogs. [login to view URL] I am looking for a designer who can draw dogs and create funny drawings/animations. I need 5-10 different ones which i can use for commercials and advertisements. I want something similiar to what i have uploaded. Example: 1. A dog getting blowed by a blower. The expression on
...party with outdoor active games. Why not let grandma, dad, and daughter prove they’re the superior team. Why not soak up some rays, while building new family traditions, inside jokes, and bonds. Why not pass on age old games. Teaching and learning together can be some of the strongest memories to stick with us through out our lifetime. " We are creating
...terms • Around 1-5 examples for each topic (depending upon complexity) • Around 1-4 unsolved problems for each topic (depending upon complexity) • At least 3 programming jokes (preferably related to the chapter) • At least 3 programming quotes • At least 2 of anecdote/story/interesting history about that chapter (for example, if it’s a file class
Looking for workers who can find and copywriter articles for me on a daily basis. No time wasters. also looking for copywriters to do similar articles to [login to view URL] etc get in touch. I need someone on call daily to get the work done
Hello, My brand is about pet (dog and cat) and clothes, so I would like a logo for it. I want something eye catchy, funny but professionnal as well. Can you please send me different art designs so I can choose something and tell you more how I want the logo ? Because actually I don't have any ideas. We areperfectionnist inour country so I want something
We need someone to come up with slogan for our product. We need someone to create 3 x slogans to emphasise the three quality of our product 1) How quiet the product is (so quiet you don't even know it's there) 2) How energy efficient it is 3) How technologically advance it is Ideally you will write a few slogans for each quality and my team will vote and use the winning slogan. The sl...
Hello, I am looking for a creative and funny cartoonist/caricaturist to create an image that will be printed on a t-shirt that will be handed out to friends who attend the birthday celebration. I would like the colours to be vibrant and have a retro feel. The print should have dimension of 8.5 inches by 11.5 inches. The Project needs to be finalized
Write viral content about wtf facts, interesting facts, life hacks, celebrity facts, funny facts. The articles must contain like 10 wtf facts about banana's you didnt know. You have to make the reader curious about it. The articles need to be adding value to the reader his life so he might wanna share it on facebook.
This is a family showing of skits, comedy, laughter, short films, pranks, jokes and family fun things. We just started . youtube and would like a cool, nerdy logo that represents my nerdy family. "The GOODN3RDS" We would like the logo appear as an animated look with movement. We would like it appealing to the audience/viewers eyes. Thank you Goodn3rds
I would like to create a picture similar to this one: [login to view URL] Using link as a character (from legend of zelda) - Use either this image: [login to view URL] or one of your own! Here are the pic to use: [login to view URL] Good luck!
Our space board game board has been lovingly drawn at full size with pen and paper. A hi-res scan is available for your reference. We need a professional designe... We then need the resulting image to be exported as a print-ready CMYK image at 500x900mm, 300dpi. It would be ideal if you are a Star Trek fan as there are a lot of space jokes involved!
...[login to view URL] Ideally you will be UFC fan as well and you would understand what are the jokes about to make them even better quality. The way this would work is I will be explaining you what needs to be done, you would do it and I would release the payment after every
non native writer's english needs polishing into native UK english. no jokes, no, it is not polish enough! seeking elegant english writing style, almost snobbish, senior language, not kids talk. writer must be of certain age - translations and text proofing companies are NOT WELCOME. I am a writer who seeks this assistance in permanence and this could
We are filming a movie in Romania and our script is written in English. We need to translate into Romanian and also make the jokes/lines make sense in Romanian. We are looking to hire someone of Romanian/Moldovan background who is a native speaker of the language and understands the culture
Heya, I am looking for a video editor that will help me to create a funny video. The video would essentially be the same as the one below but in another niche: [login to view URL] (you can also Google it "Donald Trump Says Billions And Billions And Billions"). I estimate the video to last only about 1-2 minutes. Thank you
We are filming a movie in Romania and our script is written in English. We need to translate into Romanian and also make the jokes/lines make sense in Romanian. We are looking to hire someone of Romanian/Moldovan background who is a native speaker of the language and understands the culture.
Neep android mobile app like Samosa, roposo, funny jokes, status Quotations, whatsapp status shares. anybody already developed the app, those only reply... remaining all developers who can start from the scratch keep silent, we have developers we can do...
Draw 3 x funny cartoon characters - 3 funny cats. The funniest artist will join our team. Your job will be to provide ***hilarious facial expressions**** - you need to make adults laugh. But keep it cute. No human bodies. Try to make the cat bodies as unique as possible. THE WINNER WILL BE THE PERSON WHO CAN DRAW THE FUNNIEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, not
...father recently passed and I am not the best writer I want a speech that will hold up to his name and legacy no pressure though I want it to be happy and funny as my dad was famous for some terrible dad jokes. He was an increadible lawyer and photographer (some very provacative) but an amazing father. I would like to be a part of this process so please
We need a SEO Expert to rank better for our Online Shop [login to view URL] Our objective is to increase the customers and sales Please give me some ideas about the strategy, Send us the detailed proposal and quotation, how you can achieve above objective
Do you like to write dark, burlesque and absurd humor? Are you good at seeing humor where other peop...humor? Are you good at seeing humor where other people see tragedy? Then this project may be for you. We're looking for 3-4 writers that can write out funny situations and dialogues. We need the jokes to be as universal as possible. Payment per page.
I need a logo designed. Smart Ass Toys is company name. Use a donkey in it. The city and state that needs to be on it is Glen Rose, TX
...copywriting. I dont really know which route to go so I need you to give me a clear brief on how you would accomplish my goal. I have $518 CAD to work with which is about $7USD.... Jokes ($400 USD) I have google analytics and ive had a fb pixel for along time. I know her business is obscure and some of you may even disagree with what she does, but i assure