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    ...Galleries or you the Art Collector (AC) Once beside the AC they try to “steal” your art. (60% chance of success in taking any 1 item) They slow your (AC) movement by 1 action Suck the life force from a human For each round beside the human loses 1/2 a heart The GP: The GP has 2 actions and 2 health Search for a AC to steal all the art They move as rapidly

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    ...Galleries or you the Art Collector (AC) Once beside the AC they try to “steal” your art. (60% chance of success in taking any 1 item) They slow your (AC) movement by 1 action Suck the life force from a human For each round beside the human loses 1/2 a heart The GP: The GP has 2 actions and 2 health Search for a AC to steal all the art They move as rapidly

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    ...images, videos and new content they create like blog posts etc and sometimes be creative and create your own new content through to creating something unique yourself. All suck posts and possibly some additional new ones that you will post on Facebook can also be copied across or adapted for LinkedIn Instagram too etc. This is not hard for anyone

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    INTERESTED? Please apply formally to the job via our website: [login to view URL] What the job entails: 99.9% of online courses suck because they aren’t carefully crafted by creative, compelling writers. We’re approaching online courses a little bit differently -- we believe that writers like you are a crucial ingredient to changing

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    Building a clothing brand similar to volcom, hurley, pacsun, ect. It is called Tropcl. I suck at designing and need some help. Will do a contest for better results and want to work with someone long term and with that I will pay whoever i choose $1 for every piece of apparel sold with whosoever designs I choose plus the contest money. Looking for multiple

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    I need a content editor for a fiction dystopian series. I don't want an editor who does everything (websites, term papers, blog posts, screenplays, etc.) all that t...every chapter? Overall impressions? Did it make you want to keep reading? Do I need to develop something more? Is something missing? 12. Paragraph separations. I really suck at that.

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    ...yourself and your experience as a technical writer. We would like the work to be of similar style or a mixture of the following [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    ...yourself and your experience as a technical writer. We would like the work to be of similar style or a mixture of the following [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    ...list of 177,000 email subscribers. I am moving them over to Mailgun + Ongage. I attempted to handle this Warm Up Phase on my own ... but I failed pretty bad and open rates suck. I'm looking to hire someone (today) to help me properly warm up our IP with MailGun. --- Must have Mailgun experience --- Must have Ongage experience --- Must be ready

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    ...yourself and your experience as a technical writer. We would like the work to be of similar style or a mixture of the following [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    ...yourself and your experience as a technical writer. We would like the work to be of similar style or a mixture of the following [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    I am currently using [login to view URL] and they suck. I am switching to namecheap.com. The problem is, [login to view URL] is always under maintenance so I cannot use plugins to do the migration. I need someone who can do this through cpanel. The site is [login to view URL]

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    sup humans, so I have a book that I plan to publish at the end of November. I made a cover for my other book, but it turns out, I suck at working photoshop or editors. Thus, I am here. The book is going to be called "The Necromancer *then on another line* The heinous and devastating tale of Patrick Riley... Im not loaded and not paying more than 25

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    ...Abomination: A Helm that can turn the dead into monsters King Sword: The strongest sword in world Jailer: A flask that can imprison anyone. Flask of Essence: A flask that can suck out the life force. The Protector''s Burden: A ring that give the user the ability to absorb hits and deflects them Lights way: A scepter that light power that can blind

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    Summary: In... } For each item I’d like to extract the sku type and qty if relevant. The rest of the data is irrelevant to me. I’d also need to manipulate the content of the output suck as: if sku = ‘allegraairstream’ then return {vehicle: ‘Airstream’}; if sku = ‘extrahourofhire’ then return { extra_service_time: qty}; etc…

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    I would like to copy the code html and css and Javascript of aliexpress to integrate has symphony 4

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    I suck at video editing lol. Looking to take a about 45 minutes worth if video and make it into a 30 second business commercial for facebook and instagram. I will have about 6-8 of these between now and March. Some taken on video camera, some phone and go pro. Thank you.

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    ...extending the base functionality in interesting ways that make sense for an e-commerce platform, making your API (at least partly) secure, writing documentation that doesn’t suck, writing tests for your functionality, and/or building your API using GraphQL. Extra extra credit (not required) Deploy the web API you have created to a Kubernetes environment

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    ..."03:25:45" or vice versa, if the argument is "03:25:45" the return value is 12345. "00:00:30" = 30 120 = "00:02:00" etc. I know I could do that with Floor and Mod, but I suck in math and don't have couple of hours to figure it out. From you it will take few minutes, I',m sure... You can just write a little VBS script with that functi...

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    ..."03:25:45" or vice versa, if the argument is "03:25:45" the return value is 12345. "00:00:30" = 30 120 = "00:02:00" etc. I know I could do that with Floor and Mod, but I suck in math and don't have couple of hours to figure it out. From you it will take few minutes, I',m sure... Could you write a little VBS script with that function ...

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    ...scenario of required actions (Column A in the attached excel file) regarding the array objects listed on the top (Row 1). If you are not a python code expert, like me, it may suck up a lot of time out of you to try and error. But for a knowledgeable python programmer may take fairly an hour. Please take a look at the excel file attached and see my draft

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    ...little ridiculous but my friend jokingly asked me to Photoshop a picture of beyonce, rihanna, mariah carey, leona Lewis, and alicia keys together onto a glitter background. I suck at photo masking so I'm just looking for someone to do it and quickly, like by tomorrow would be cool. I'm uploading all the pictures I want used they just need to be put together

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    Come and join mySugr! Our mission is to make diabetes suck less. As our company grows we would like an SQL Specialist to collate relevant data from our database. You will be applying your expertise in SQL, quantitative analysis and data visualisation to tell the story behind the numbers, give actionable insights and drive accountability for business

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    ...right: loads of fun, loads of facetime to speak to each other, loads ot do their e.g. arcades, find out if shes good at stuff she might have a hidden interest in basketball or suck at it), maybe win her a prize What can go wrong: she chips a nail, she hates bowling, Pre home work to do before the date: e.g. find out if shes into bowling, Special things

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    ...clubs, however in his area there is a big potential for tourist weddings. His website as a dj and producer is good and solid, but create a new website specific for social events suck a weddings , companies and meetings. The website is old now so will need update and marketing, the competition in his area is very low and the site will has to be in 2 lenguages

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    I need someone who will increase my traffic, leads, and conversi...to scale, I need more traffic. Tell me which steps will you take in order to increase the traffic, etc. My target audience is executive people in companies which websites suck or are not optimized. There will be a commission system based on clients who will make use of our services.

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    ...be higher than the left starting point - i want 4 text bars in the middle of the valley, top to bottom under one another to say: THIS IS GREAT THIS IS HARD THIS SUCKS I SUCK I'd like the design to incorporate some colour. I would like the final artwork provided as PSD with editable text layers (including any source fonts) and as a PNG file

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    I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed. A database to manage warehouse stock and location with function suck as reporting, order processing more details will be provided in depth

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    ...together to build something stunning, BUT YOU MUST HAVE GREAT IDEAS AND CREATE STUNNING GRAPHICS! I am not going to hire just anyone here... don't bother bidding if your designs suck. Example designs: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    xxx super hot models suck

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    ...view, so the design should become a destination itself. It will be located in the resort city in Batumi, Georgia, not far from the beach and surrounded with tourists attraction suck as casinos, restaurants, shopping malls etc, we need a unique design but in the same time neutral enough to attract wider market of rental clients. We will have to do it in

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    ...instruction, the machine will pick up the objects from this container and place it in the compartments of the tray as above For your Consideration: 1. To use a suction cup to suck up the object and place it in the compartments. 2. Use a robotic to pick and place. 3. Has the object placed in a small conveyor belt with mechanical device to push the object

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    I have a very interesting life story that I’m wanting to write only thing is I suck at writing I’ve already written 2 chapters that may need re writing

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    I'm looking for a logo design for a new car wash product. At the car wash the circular stainless steel vacuums suck up a lot of dirt, and also a lot of coins/change. The product is a circular canister that fits in the debri collecting area in car wash vacuums and potentially in shop vacs, to collect and sift the coins, like a gold pan, hence the name

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    Kami adalah konsultan komunikasi publik yang membantu organisasi dengan idealisme "make Indonesia suck less". Saat ini kami membutuhkan tenaga ahli keuangan untuk melakukan pembukuan rutin dan bekerja sama dengan konsultan pajak kami, melalui aplikasi online Jurnal.ID. Berdasarkan pengalaman sebelumnya, pekerjaan ini bisa dilakukan 1 hari dalam seminggu

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    ...you will receive. It will be up to you to decide how you want to go about raising the necessary funds for any one of these categories. You may choose crowdfunding platforms suck as IndieGoGo or Kickstarter, seed money from corporations for product placement, or individual donors. Or any combination of ways. The choice is up to you! But it will be your

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    ...am good with the creative side of designing anything artistic is a total loss for me therefore I am open to any creative freedom. I also like the slogan is “school shouldn’t suck so it’s time to play” and “I decided to press start will you?” Can’t wait to see what comes my way, I would classify this as a micro to small design project. Thanks a ...

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    ...include a cool pic at the top and some others in the article from free stock photos (must attribute the source at bottom) - [login to view URL]@dustin/stock-photos-that-dont-suck-62ae4bcbe01b -- all sources for data must be attributed at bottom of the article I am attaching a copy of what the final deliverable should look like in a previous article

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    I have a 25 page powerpoint deck I've put together. This will be used for training clients. The content is ready, but the graphics and animations suck/are non-existent. I need someone who can bring creativity to how to best express the ideas in the deck to an audience of 25-30 people. I have several other projects like these coming up in the future

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    ...on an idea I had then I'd do it myself. I will tell you how to find ideas that will work though. First of all, your ideas are terrible. Regardless of what they are, they suck. I've never met someone who came up with a killer idea themselves. NEVER! The idea must be created by the marketplace. Then you take that hole and fill it with something

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    ...enough transparency into what is happening at the bidding level. Typically a user must manually set and change bids to determine the best price point. That approach is a time suck for managers who want to focus on optimization. Bid-IQ allows users to create and update bid rules as their business needs change. Soon to be the number one algorithmic bid

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    Hi Emmanuel A., as we discussed about the TShirt design. I need a TShirt desgined that is: 1....The logo can be either with the text on the right, or below the icon. 3. with a subheading. "Simple Selenium API", and another variation of it: "Web Testing API that doesn't suck". Feel free to put whatever back/front elements you want, or leave it empty.

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    I need a logo re - designed. colors suck there is an e missing from development

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    I have a 25 page powerpoint deck I've put together. This will be used for training clients. The content is ready, but the graphics and animations suck/are non-existent. I need someone who can bring creativity to how to best express the ideas in the deck to an audience of 25-30 people. I have several other projects like these coming up in the future

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    Hi, I need to code J2EE a...project (Use case, class diagram). I don't want to use Spring framework, it's an EJB/JPA/EAR project. I also use Primefaces6 for the web part. This is a simple task to do, I suck at code and I want to focus on analysis. This is why I need help from an experienced freelancer. English spoken but french is much apprecied.

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    ...Carefully before bidding ~~~~~~ -If you don't have expert experience with CPP or C don't bid. need a coder to code HTTP Controller will be coded with any of low-level language suck (CPP, C, Assembly(inline or pure)with PHP admin panel to control the client's machines. it should work from Windows XP to Windows 10 x64. More details will be sent via text

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    ...asking for pre-payment or release of milestone before doing the job you will be reported! need a coder to code HTTP Controller will be coded with any of low-level language suck (CPP, C, Assembly(inline or pure)with PHP admin panel to control the client's machines. it should work from Windows XP to Windows 10 x64. More details will be sent via text

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